"Her nipples were the size of a pencil eraser...."

[Rondam]

I'll bet there are two thousand girls on SOL with nipples the size of
a pencil eraser! I'm sick of them! Besides, when I read it, all I can
picture is that little black spot you get on the eraser after erasing
something! I'd even be happy with something like, "As her breasts
came into view, I saw that she had no nipples at all!" Anything other
than nipples the size of pencil erasers! Can anybody come up with
better imagery than freaking pencil erasers? Come on, guys. Put your
imaginations to work! Save SOL from any additional erasers, please!

[Switch Blayde]

Well, it goes with "hard as a rock."

Switch
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> Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:57:22 -0700
> Subject: "Her nipples were the size of a pencil eraser...."
> From: rond...@gmail.com
> To: storie...@googlegroups.com

[William Rice]

ok, her nipples were the size of a .50 caliber round, ready to go off in a second.

 

 

:D

monbade

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[Rondam]

If that's a military .50 cal., it's way too pointy. That ended in the
fifties!

On Jul 12, 4:08 pm, "William Rice" <moonblad...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> ok, her nipples were the size of a .50 caliber round, ready to go off in a second.
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> :D
> monbade
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>   ----- Original Message -----
>   From: Switch Blayde
>   To: SOL-google-group
>   Sent: Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:03 AM
>   Subject: RE: "Her nipples were the size of a pencil eraser...."
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>   Well, it goes with "hard as a rock."
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>   Switch
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>   > Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:57:22 -0700
>   > Subject: "Her nipples were the size of a pencil eraser...."

>   > From: ronda...@gmail.com

[Crumbly Writer]

I always like when the imagery is all wrong, like "nipples as hard as a rock", or a cock "as hard as steel". Talk about unsexy images! Who the hell wants a couple of rocks scraped across their chest, or to make love to a cold metal column?

[Crumbly Writer]

Hoe about, "Her nipples were like two inquisitive ferrets, smiling their toothy grins and eager to come out and play!"?

[Crumbly Writer]

Or the other extreme, her nipples were like two intercontinental ballistic missiles, locked and loaded with enough fire power to blow both you and your entire neighborhood away!"

[Gospodin]

I just wanted to join this conversation to say two words:

     "pepperoni nipples"

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[Joe "Bondi" Beach]

On 7/12/12 1:08 PM, William Rice wrote:

ok, her nipples were the size of a .50 caliber round, ready to go off in a second.

Now, *those* would be nipples. I like it.

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[Joe "Bondi" Beach]

On 7/12/12 11:13 AM, Crumbly Writer wrote:

Hoe about, "Her nipples were like two inquisitive ferrets, smiling their toothy grins and eager to come out and play!"?

Even better!

I did read a novel once with a girl who appeared to have squirrels (little ones) under her sweater.

[Switch Blayde]

I didn't mean the nipples were hard as a rock. I was saying that's another overused metaphor, but on the other gender.

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> Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:11:30 -0700
> From: crumbl...@gmail.com
> To: storie...@googlegroups.com
> Subject: Re: "Her nipples were the size of a pencil eraser...."

[Zine]

R,

Gumdrops.

Zine

[Crumbly Writer]

I like gundrops. While the dimensions are off, it invokes an image of playfulness and fun. Nice choice. Are we taking votes?

 Zine wrote:

Gumdrops.

[Gary Layng]

"Gundrops"?  Is that like, an Austen Powers fembot's weapon?

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[Kateri Shadowfeather]

Small nipples make me feel insecure about my way too huge nipples, even though they have caused a few nipple fetishes in their days. Le sigh.

[Tim Merrigan]

On 2012-07-12 11:16, Crumbly Writer wrote:

Or the other extreme, her nipples were like two intercontinental ballistic missiles, locked and loaded with enough fire power to blow both you and your entire neighborhood away!"


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That's more often breasts than nipples

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[massivereader]

My least favorite one is: "Her nipples were hard as diamonds".

 

Sounds like it would be really uncomfortable having those pressed against you.

 

My favorites are: "puffy" and "strawberry shaped" nippes.

 

John

 

On Thursday, July 12, 2012 12:57:22 PM UTC-4, Rondam wrote:

[Gospodin]

Her nipples were the size of minivans, rough as sandpaper, hard as diamond, and hot as the sun with arousal.  She always wondered why she had so much trouble keeping her boyfriends alive.

[Rondam]

JBB, Can you remember the title of the novel? Last weekend, I saw a
rather large-breasted young lady jogging and, thank the gods, her bra
wasn't up to the task she was demanding of it. "Squirrels playing
under her sweater" is a perfect description of what I witnessed. It
almost made me wish that I was a jogger!

On Jul 12, 2:33 pm, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> On 7/12/12 11:13 AM, Crumbly Writer wrote:> Hoe about, "Her nipples were like two inquisitive ferrets, smiling their toothy grins and eager to come out and play!"?
>
> Even better!
>
> I did read a novel once with a girl who appeared to have squirrels
> (little ones) under her sweater.
>
> bb
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> Earlier versions of them will always be available on Storiesonline.net

> <http://storiesonline.net/auth/Bondi_Beach>.

[Sagacious]

Sounds like a John D. MacDonald book to me, maybe a Travis MaGee. Damn, I haven't read any of those since Nixon was in office. I'll have to see if I can find them online somewhere.

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[Joe "Bondi" Beach]

On 7/13/12 4:41 AM, Rondam wrote:

JBB, Can you remember the title of the novel?  Last weekend, I saw a
rather large-breasted young lady jogging and, thank the gods, her bra
wasn't up to the task she was demanding of it.  "Squirrels playing
under her sweater" is a perfect description of what I witnessed.  It
almost made me wish that I was a jogger!

Sounds like maybe they were rabbits?

Sorry, it was a long time ago and not a very memorable story, except for that image of the squirrels. It was a translation from Japanese, I think, poor but stalawart young man falls in love with daughter of shipping magnate, saves her from shipwreck and, well, you know the rest.

Sorry, Sagacious, it wasn't old John D MacDonald. I loved his Travis McGee novels---especially "Dress Her in Indigo," because my wife and I followed most of their trail in Oaxaca, stayed at the same hotels in Mexico City and Oaxaca, ate at the same restaurant, etc.---but, boy, they sure got tedious, especially the later ones. Talk about "telling"! Long digressions to tell us all about this or that. Also, a really condescending tone too often. They haven't worn well, and I speak as a fan.

bb

On Jul 12, 2:33 pm, "Joe \"Bondi\" Beach" <joe.bondi.be...@gmail.com>
wrote:

On 7/12/12 11:13 AM, Crumbly Writer wrote:> Hoe about, "Her nipples were like two inquisitive ferrets, smiling their toothy grins and eager to come out and play!"?

Even better!

I did read a novel once with a girl who appeared to have squirrels
(little ones) under her sweater.

bb

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[Joe "Bondi" Beach]

On 7/12/12 11:16 AM, Crumbly Writer wrote:

Or the other extreme, her nipples were like two intercontinental ballistic missiles, locked and loaded with enough fire power to blow both you and your entire neighborhood away!"

"Suddenly, his gigantic weapon recoiled and exploded inside her cunt."*

That must have been after the intercontinental ballistic missiles were fired.

bb

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