Re: Volley Ball Shorts Porn
Laverne Levenstein
He said they're "too revealing" and make me look naked because they go up my butt crack. He said it's "disgusting to look at." Should I always change out of my volleyball shorts after a game or practice?
R/VolleyballGirls! I've fapped through so many nude bad bitches that I forget there are millions of chicks online in those short volleyball shorts that make me hard as fuck. Have you ever gawked at one of those fat-ass college athletes(18+)? Volleyball is one of those sports that gives you two kinds of entertainment. You've got the absolute units on the squad that will dominate the floor from the front to the back. Then you have those beautiful big-butt baddies known for their backside recoil rather than their spike and vertical.
Suppose you're the kind of person whose heart races when you see tight spandex shorts flying through the air with grace and muscles flexing' in places you didn't even know existed. In that case, this subreddit is your new happy-fapping place. Let's be real here; we've all been there, right? You're sat on your couch, Cheeto dust up to your elbows, watching women's volleyball on ESPN2 or some shit, and before you know it, you're sitting there fapping and end up cumming into your shirt. Well, the fellas over at R/VolleyballGirls have cut out the middle man and turned that shit into a non-stop fap fest.
Goodbye ESPN with those lame-ass commercials about men's razor blades, and hello, nothing but high-flying, spandex-clad volley-babes. These ain't your sweet, innocent church picnic volleyball players. These girls are hardcore, going balls-deep in every play, and not afraid of a little dirt on their knees. It makes you wonder how often they get on their knees for other things, and R/VolleyballGirls has become a stomping ground for all of you connoisseurs of athletic, no-nonsense, ass-slapping, hot and sweaty volley-babes.
Pervs & ServesReddit is chock full of average Joes and Janes like you and me running these groups. So, if you've got some spicy volleyball content that gets your juices flowing, you can slap it up there. Before you go deep into scrolling, you'll notice that you can filter this funhouse of fit femmes by what's hot, top posts, and the freshest posts. It's here you'll find all the depraved souls of R/VolleyballGirls showing off their angles of their favorite bitches from teams all over the world. If these chicks can dive, twist, and turn on the court like that, there's no telling how well they could throw all that ass on a fat dick.
In volleyball, you'll see women put their bodies through things you'd think were only possible in the Olympics or some freaky fetish club. You've seen a woman do a pancake dive, right? Now picture that in the bedroom; it's when she hops off the dick to catch the cum load on her face. Volleyball girls love facials; I know from experience, dude. The design makes navigating through this maze of muscle and spandex a breeze. And for all you newbies out there, there's no better introduction to Reddit than a face full of volleyball ass, right? The beauty of R/VolleyballGirls is that it's a highlight reel of toned, tanned, volleyball-playing goddesses in every conceivable pose and predicament.
It's not porn or anything close to it. Still, there are plenty of memorable faces, thick thighs, big tits, and fat asses that leave very little to the imagination. I don't know how a fucker can sit in the crowd without a stiffy watching these babes. I'd be like half of you fuckers in the comments, except I'd be getting laid after the match was over. The more you engage with these other volleyball voyeurs in the comment section, the more "Karma" you rack up, which is Reddit's way of saying, "Good job, you pervert!" The more helpful you are, the more buddies you'll find to share your pervy comments about Volleyball ass and all your other kinky little fantasies you think about while watching her cheeks bounce on the court.
They keep this place as clean and fresh as a post-game locker room, and it still smells like good pussy after a match. It's a safe haven where you can let your volleyball fantasies run wild without worrying about catching a nasty computer virus or finding something a little too kinky, if you know what I mean. This buffet of juicy ass doesn't cost a damn dime. You can feast your eyes on these jumping jezebels without emptying your piggy bank. You can keep your fancy premium subscriptions, give me a subreddit full of volleyball girls, and I'm happy as fuck.
It's a kick in the nuts when you're used to seeing topless babes and up-close assholes. I know, I know, it's a fucking outrage. We're all here, hoping to glimpse some topless sunbathers, but all we get are bouncing beach balls and the tight curves of spandex. Don't get me wrong, sometimes you'll get photos showing a small nip slip or the bottoms riding up a little too much, but you won't get a volleyball bitch changing in the locker room. But, overall, I'd say for what you're getting and using your imagination a little, maybe it's better than depraving your sick mind more than it already is.
Is It Worth the Fap?So after weighing all the pros, cons, and drool-worthy images, would this magnificent hub of bouncing babes still make it on my must-fap list? Hell fucking yeah, it would! So, okay, R/VolleyballGirls isn't your run-of-the-mill spank bank. Instead, it's like a cheeky hidden level in your favorite game, packed with spandex-hugging babes and plenty of intense, ball-smacking action. Sure, it's not perfect; for example, no fucking nudes. Still, once you're knee-deep in this land of stunning volleyball vixens, you'll be jizzing whenever you see a thick chick diving in the sand.
Maybe you're a bit desperate fapping to these random-ass athletes, but I'm desperate to be on the receiving end of one of those power serves, if you catch my drift. If I'm wrong, I don't wanna be right, bro! You know those chicks are good with their hands. Now you might look at these volleyball goddesses and think, "Aw, they're just innocent athletes," but let me tell you, they're the freaking empresses of the court! They're fierce, sweaty, and have more allure in their pinky toe than most chicks have in their entire body. It's foolish to think these chicks aren't getting piped down regularly, but if they aren't and ever want a career change, send them to my casting couch.
Despite the no-nudes BS, R/VolleyballGirls has made it on my go-to Reddit fap list. The aggressive action, the jaw-dropping athletes, and the tension all add up to a primo package of pure pleasure, and that's why this shit is Porn Dude-approved! So, I'm returning to R/VolleyballGirls to finish what I started while checking out the Harvard volleyball team. Talk about perfect women; they've got the looks, body, and brains, and they could probably give you the best brain you've ever had. The closest you'll find out is by fapping to R/VolleyballGirls, and I promise you fuckers won't be disappointed.
Saturday was the final high school volleyball match for seniors McKay, Leffers, Jarecki and Rusher. The quartet helped snap a nine-match losing streak to Lakeview and propel Scotus to its first district final in five years.
Bear, SherBear, Momma Bear, Grandma Bear as she was known by many, loved to fly, garden, can her goodies from her garden, watch bull-riding, local racing, and do diamond painting. She was an active member of St. John's Lutheran Church where she played in the chime choir. Sherry was a past board member of the EAA Chapter 608 where she helped organize airport fly-ins and dressed up as Rosie the Riveter. Her love for softball continued throughout her life. She organized, coached, and played on many teams. She could be found sitting in her chair or at the kitchen table watching the girls play during the yearly Women's College World Series. Sherry was also an avid Huskers fan, cheering on the Lady Huskers playing volleyball and the guys playing football. GO BIG RED!
HUMP! Greatest Hits - Volume 1
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Top Gun
Much in the same way Die Hard's status as a Christmas movie started as a cute observation that came to swallow it whole, Top Gun's innate gayness was once just a knowing, winking in-joke among film dorks, but now has become the aspect that defines Tony Scott's glistening, teeth-clacking ad for the US Navy. You can try to watch it as it was presumably intended it be seen in the repressed-yet-beefy heart of the Reagan '80s. But those abs! Those butts! ("I want butts!") The volleyball game. 30 years of time has reframed Top Gun entirely, and unlike Die Hard's redefinition, this glossy, fetish-friendly framework has helped make the film more entertaining. We may not be getting Tom Cruise's Maverick sequel this year like we were hoping, but being able to take the highway to the Danger Zone whenever we want is a nice consolation.
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