Fwd: FW: Indian V/s American...............
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From: krishna vs <vskv...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:54:47 +0530
Subject: Fwd: FW: Indian V/s American...............
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From: S.N. Sahu <sah...@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Subject: FW: Indian V/s American...............
To: krishna vs <vskv...@gmail.com>
> From: ashok....@ranbaxy.com
> Date: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:32:33 +0530
> Subject: Indian V/s American...............
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> An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically
> chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who
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> The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
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> The Indian: Of course!
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> The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in a
> container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India.
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> The Indian says nothing.
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> Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
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> The Indian repeats: Of course.
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> The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep
> all the peels and seeds in containers. Later we process it, and transform
> it into jelly and then we sell it to India.
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> The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
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> American: We throw them away, of course!
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> Indian: We do not..! We keep them in containers, process them, transform
> them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States!!!
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