Fwd: FW: marriage
Chakri
From: krishna vs <vskv...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 2 Mar 2009 17:35:56 +0530
Subject: Fwd: FW: marriage
To: vijay...@gmail.com
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From: sireesha gottipati <sireesha...@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: marriage
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Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?'
His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me.. Just understand that there
will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here
or not.'
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As
Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies.. 'When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At
Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast
table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no
good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
says,
'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'
She says, 'I was in bed.'
'In bed this early, doing what?'
'Getting a second opinion!'
(YEP, HE
HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it IS time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave
as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of
Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of
Four.'
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his
wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he wrote on
a piece
of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew
she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him
when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests..
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God may have created man before woman, but there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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Send this to smart women who need a laugh
and to men you think can handle it
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