SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE HASH SONGS...
Jailbait
Charles H Sturgeon
JailBait,
In a separate message, I am attaching a songbook file, HASHHYMN.doc that I managed to find on my old computer. It was made by the legendary Soar Balls, the RA of the St. Louis Hash (now in Chicago) when I first joined. I got it from him before he left, which was at least 13 years ago.
About every hash song developed at that time is in the file, including many verses of the S & M Man. It is presently formatted at 122 pages. Since there is an index, you ought to try to preserve that.
Soar Balls knew no censorship barriers. He is responsible for my name and many worse that chased a number of newbies away. There is no telling what is in these songs. A search on key pornography words by any authorities looking for illegal activity might produce this file. You may want to password protect it, and then give out the password to the local hashers.
This file was originally a very early version of Microsoft Word, like during the era of Windows 3.2. It went on my older computer as Word 95/6.0. I have opened it with Word 2002 but that does not seem to change it requiring a special converter for the older formats. The early versions of Word definitely create some type of security threat. Even my version of Word 2002 is not entirely free. It would probably be a good idea to convert the file to *.PDF if you can do that without it becoming an outrageous size.
As is apparent at hashes, I have failed to learn almost all hash songs except Twenty Toes (that I taught to the hash), which I do not believe is in the file.
On-On,
Buttsucker
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From: "Bonini, Gena M LTC RES USAR" <Gena....@us.army.mil>
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:56:45
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Subject: RE: SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE HASH SONGS... (UNCLASSIFIED)
Charles H Sturgeon
JailBait,
Upon reflection, trouble from the Internet porn police over Soar Balls’ songbook seems a bit unlikely to me now. (But, it is still possible.)
Remember that the website is one way we will attract new members that have never heard of the hash. It is a mistake to reveal too much about the hash to strangers before they try it out. I have messed up several recruitment attempts by explaining too much. I think the songbook should go on the site. However, it is a good example of excessive information for the uninitiated. No doubt, Soar Balls and several present and former St. Louis hashers would fervently disagree. However, there have been multiple situations where the hash went too far when newbies had shown up to the hash. The time we named this poor Navy guy Barnacle Bill the Bu*tf*c*er (who had also brought his girl friend) is the most noteworthy. Soar Balls wasn’t even involved in that one. There have been similar situations, at least two more where both a guy and his girlfriend were never seen again.
Therefore, I think you should set up a section of the website that is password protected. Call it “Members Only”. Put the songbook in it. I expect other items may come up in the future. I detest passwords. Make up a simple one. One possibility is the ten numerical digits of our hash hotline number. Then display the Hotline (as you probably already do) as 636-230-HASH somewhere in the main part of the site. Then simply let existing members know that the password is the hotline number, all digits.
I know many would disagree. However, I know a few that would wholeheartedly agree. Anyone (of either sex) divorcing or divorced is apt to be among the latter. Another advantage is if there should ever be some type of crackdown by an Internet provider or others over children or teenagers linking to the site, we would have the password barrier as a defense.
On-On,
Buttsucker
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