Fwd: FW: Nice resume!!!

[Nishit Shah]

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From: Shah, Nishit <nishi...@kpmg.com>
Date: Wed, May 19, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Subject: FW: Nice resume!!!
To: nish.c...@gmail.com

 

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From: Nago, Sanjeev
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2010 3:02 PM
To: Shah, Nishit
Subject: Nice resume!!!

 

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From: Dom [mailto:dominicsa...@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 11:39 PM
To: Dom
Subject: Nice resume!!!

Awesome!         OUR NEW SECRETARY'S RESUME Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well. I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. * * * * * * * * *   *   * *   *   *   * *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   * *   *   *   Employer's reply...... Dear Peggy, It's OK honey, we've got spell check..... Welcome onboard!!   My Boss is the King of Nazareth.

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