All this bickering is getting out of hand.
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Kristian Järventaus
Jun 19, 2007, 3:57:01 PM6/19/07
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If you guys don't settle down, I am afraid I will have to take
disciplinary measures here. One, do not gob it on the floor - there
are spittoons for a reason. Two, do not let the puppies try to break
the bottles, that only leads to bloody palms and destroyed fiddling
careers. Three, and this is the most important thing, no one touches
the Miss. If she wants to be touched, she will tell you so. If she
doesn't want to be told, you will find that your ability to touch
ANYTHING will be greatly diminished as the collective justice of this
locality here is forced to perform its sad duty and we have hang you
by your thumbs.
disciplinary measures here. One, do not gob it on the floor - there
are spittoons for a reason. Two, do not let the puppies try to break
the bottles, that only leads to bloody palms and destroyed fiddling
careers. Three, and this is the most important thing, no one touches
the Miss. If she wants to be touched, she will tell you so. If she
doesn't want to be told, you will find that your ability to touch
ANYTHING will be greatly diminished as the collective justice of this
locality here is forced to perform its sad duty and we have hang you
by your thumbs.
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Kristian Järventaus
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