Excited

[Michael Stasyna]

Excited for what?

Winning at Poker?

Golfing with three gays?

Driving through anytown USA?

Getting a new nickname, like Gator, Big Sexy, or Sammy.

What are the feats of strength?

What are your goals for the weekend?

My goal, as usual is to pin Jevon on the 2nd hole.  Second goal is to Pin Jevon on the 4th hole.

Josh --- maybe I can drop by Sunday to pee at your cottage?

Josh -- Are we getting your Sister's car?  Are you coming to TO Thursday so we can go out downtown with Jevonius?

Answer or I will shark you.

Lets get pumped.

Stazman.

 

[Gabriel Rossettie]

Yes, I'll take two scoops of everything.

Staz, you have 1.5 weeks to complete your gender reassignment therapy before you arrive.

Jonesy, you failed to kill bin Laden so you're disqualified.

Jevon, I promise you a restful vacation. To bed at 3:00AM, up at 5:00AM for golf.

My goals/feats for the weekend:

   - Hit a homer for a sick kid
   - Kill bin Laden
   - Not hear the word "Aristocrats!" even once
   - Eat and drink like an effin' king

We've worked hard, men. We stand here today on the precipice of victory.

Rosey

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[Michael Stasyna]

 

Gender reassignment complete --- Now I tell people I can f*** myself anytime I want.

 

Jonesy, you are a the most successful failure in the world.

 

Jevon, get your golf game on so we can repeat our victory at Winged Foot last year.

 

I still don't have a driver. I will be driving with my putter.

[Gabriel Rossettie]

I have an extra driver - I bought a new one.
Rosey

[Michael Stasyna]

Jev,

Can you bring $5 bills this year to mark your ball. 

Sincerely,

Phil Mickelson.

On Thu, Jul 22, 2010 at 6:09 AM, Jevon Willson <jevon....@rcmp-grc.gc.ca> wrote:

Mike your a fag.  Remember you took like 5 bucks off me in change that I was putting down to mark our ball?  I can't believe i didn't notice that

>>> Michael Stasyna <msta...@gmail.com> 7/21/2010 2:24 PM >>>

[Michael Stasyna]

Gabe,

Should I bring my own toilet paper?

I seem to go through it.

Regards,

Joshuajevon

[Gabriel Rossettie]

We will chop down trees and make our own.

[Joshua Jones]

Excited for what: Peeling tires around town in a rental car...don't think my sister is going to lend us hers, and perhaps that's for the best
Winning at Poker: Jones...all in.
Taking dumps in the morning over nurse logs in the forest and letting misquitos bit my swamp-ass
Having pizza delivered to the cabin and then making wild hog noises at the delivery guy until he drops the pizza and runs.
Feeding june bugs to large toads on the patio
Feats of strength include chuggin 4 gallons of pond water, shooting the teats of a rock bass from 40 leagues and parring all of Jevon's holes, including his pie hole.  
 
oh...and duty free...i like to stop at the duty free shop...
 

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[Michael Stasyna]

The rental will be about $150 each with fuel, so it is worth it since we are staying at Gabe's Den-o-rapus.

Jonesy, are you around Sunday night at your cottage.

Penis swordfights with hand allowed.

A few smokes. Duty free? Yes please.

I hate you all and I cannot wait to show you my love of hate.

Chicken wing subs, horrible gas.

I will give up my vegan ways and prove to you that Vegans are pussies.

[Joshua Jones]

sadly stazamaniac, i won't be at the cottage this sunday. it's being rented out to our cousins. sucks ass, really. but after sunday, i'll be back by the lake.
 
damn this HST and what its done to the price of golf...damn it all to hell.
 

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Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:28:17 -0400

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[Joshua Jones]

so homeslices. my brother is willing to dish out his saturn ion, (which I might add, fits 4 full sets of golf clubs and two pulls carts in the trunk, no problem) for $300 flat, that would mean we'd have to add gas to that. It may only save us about 100 bones in the long run, but that's 100 bones we could add to debaucherous deeds.
 
so my plan is:
pick jevon up here in belleville thursday, July 29th, 2010 (the future) around 5 - maybe earlier is needed.
head down to stazy's in t-dot for 7-ish
rape his cats
party with the crew
rape their cats
drive the spaceship to roseys friday morning - departing as early as possible, since the early bird rapes the cats
drink with you freaks until my blarney blets blilarious
shoot max 72 on all courses played
drive back to t-dot monday to drop off stazy
drive back to belleville to drop off jevon and crap, for the first time in 5 days, in my own toilet.
 
what do you lads think? 

 

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Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:28:17 -0400

Subject: Re: {Msg from Stavonesy} Re: Excited

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[Michael Stasyna]

My efforts to give you the Order of Canada Retard Addition are now in full force due to your amazing itinerary...Did you do this sober?

I will cancel the rental now.

Staz.

[Michael Stasyna]

DONT FORGET PASSPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gabriel Rossettie]

Turtledoves,

Great deal on the rental! Check it for drugs and WMDs before you apply to the gendarmes for immigration.

I have surprise adventures planned. Buckle up,

Rosey

[Michael Stasyna]

Rental car is cancelled. Pee pee and cheerios.

[Michael Stasyna]

Josh,

Leave for Toronto earlier on Thursday so you can get here in time for Cock and tails.

Sincerely,

Mike the Vegan, non Vegan.

[Joshua Jones]

i'm schmammered right now, just thinking about it...and drinking profusely...

jev, are you down with the new arrangements and were can i find you?

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