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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to
hold them while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
using the
shower.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a
timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be
afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.


**Daily Thought:**
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.