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[Ram Gopal Pareek]

Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S….??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi…. tongue emoticon
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Biggest ironies in INDIA few of you might agree or disagree but a ‪#‎Must_Read‬

1) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young
life, are actually the nicest and better husband material
2) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but its perfectly ok
to marry one
3) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on
her education.
4) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes
us nervous rather than feeling safe
5) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words
essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses
everyone and cracks the exam.
One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore,
because he is an IAS officer.
6) Indians are very shy and still are 121 Crore.
7) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their
smartphones even though most come with scratch proof
Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while
riding their bikes.
8) Indian Society teaches
'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !
9) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve
people...!
10) The worst movies earn the most
11) It is shallow to ask for dowry but prospective
bridegrooms should make six or seven figured salaries ,
preferably settled in U.S.
12) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity, but
a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human
beings....
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Life Means..
1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table..
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Life Means..
4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta..
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Life Means,
School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai..
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Life Means..
Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali....
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Life Means.
Saalo Baad 1 Purane Dost Ka Msg, Dhool Me Padhi Hui Group Photo..Aur Aankhon Me Pani.
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Har Friend Zaroori Nahi, Balki Zindgi Hota Hai...

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Ram Gopal Pareek

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