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Charles Holley
Sorry, I was not raised with religion, haven't pursued it as an adult, and the last time I was inside a church it was with Father Grigori in Half-Life 2. But even as uninformed as I am, when I imagine a simulation game you play as a priest, it's not anything like what I see in the trailer for Priest Simulator. It begins with a scary voice loudly declaring "Hell is my playground!" before the priest, in first-person, begins wildly punching the air and sending fireballs into some sort of giant spider perched atop the ruins of a city.
More highlights: A bus is picked up and thrown through the roof of a building, though I am not certain if the priest is responsible or just a witness. There's more punching, this time of either a demon or someone just wearing a demon mascot head. Metal music blasts throughout.
Then, at least, we see a confession. At last! Real priest stuff. "I don't see any point in my family," a wide-eyed (perhaps eyelidless) woman is saying, no doubt echoing a thought most of us have had at one time or another. "Honor thy father and thy mother," the priest selects from various options, before receiving what appears to be a total of 7 Priest Points (?) for making the right choice.
When we next see the priest he has a blade strapped to the back of one hand and a large hammer in the other and is brutally killing a bunch of people or monsters, first in the woods and then a graveyard. He drives a car, he chugs wine, he buys a sack of holy communion concentrate. There's a lot going on and little of it fits my admittedly poor knowledge of things a priest does.
According to the developer, Asmodev, Priest Simulator is an "action mockumentary" that will introduce you to "the fantastic world of modern Poland." I honestly can't begin to speculate on the veracity of that statement, though one reviewer says "I'm Polish and can confirm this is 100% realistic polish priest simulator." I also cannot verify that statement, and will make absolutely no effort to do so.
The game (it's out today on Steam) stars a "vampire priest who wants to get his baton back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor." You can also dual wield the game's 8 weapons, which both doesn't feel like enough weapons but at the same time feels like 8 weapons too many for a priest.
Imagine that you have divine powers. What do you do? Help people or take the piss out of them? That's a priest's life.Priest Simulator is an action simulation game developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games. It was released through Steam Early Access on October 6, 2022, with a forthcoming full release in the near future.
The player takes on the role of a priest in a small town. Being a person of such high privilege and public regard, the player has the option to be ethical or possibly have abusive fun. The player chooses what they talk about during their sermons and must also take on the duty of collecting money from the collection tray. Whatever else they do at every step of the way is their choice, whether it is building a high-end church and cleansing the town of evil spirits, taking on other priests to become the best, joining religious alliances, or putting them against each other.Priest Simulator contains examples of the following tropes:
- An Interior Designer Is You: One of the game's goals is to continuously build and upgrade the inside of your church with the money you receive from the collection try. A better-equipped church allows the player to earn a higher amount of Lord's Grace.
- Mana Meter: In this game it is the Grace Meter which grants the player more and more amounts of Lord's Grace based on performing good tasks. The higher the meter, the more Lord's grace will be available to you further away from the church.
- Parody Religion: The Christianists and the Shatanists are parodies of real-life Christians and Pagans.
Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.
Ultimate Games love a simulator, and on the back of a variety of other options like Farm Mechanic Simulator, comes the confirmation that Priest Simulator will be coming to PC and consoles.
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
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