Fwd: FW: how to call the police

[Mark Lowry]

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From: William Blakeman <blakem...@hotmail.com>
Date: Feb 9, 2007 7:34 PM
Subject: FW: how to call the police
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>From: "Judi Blakeman" < judibl...@msn.com>
>To: blakem...@hotmail.com, york...@hotmail.com,
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>Subject: how to call the police
>Date: Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:10:36 -0600
>
>PAY ATTENTION AND LEARN...VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELLOW.
>
>        How to Call the Police When You're Old and Don't Move Fast
>Anymore
>
>        George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed
>when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
>which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door
>to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
>stealing things.
>
>        He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and
>he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
>should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
>available.
>
>        George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
>police again.  "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
>were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
>cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
>
>        Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
>and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the
>burglars red-handed.
>
>        One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
>you'd shot them!"
>
>        George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>
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