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harika reddy
Feb 22, 2012, 1:26:15 AM2/22/12
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Jumbo Bank, New York, USA
Requirement gathering session - Day 12
Client: "Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant..."
Ram: Mr. Richard but why don't you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big.... and black?"
C: No Ramasamy, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process................." (client explains for an hour)
R: Fine Richard, i understand ur requirement. But ours supports only buffalo...
C: Samy..our central bank regulations needs only elephant!
R: Ok.. Let me see if i can customize"
Requirement taken : Bank wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory.
The same was documented, signed off and sent to offshore for development!
Offshore Development Centre, Chennai, 11.30pm
Design/Development - Base on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done.
Finally the customization is shown to client
client looks ....
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.... and faints !!
[http://www.dreamstime.com/fainted-man-and-money-thumb1626171.jpg]
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Requirement gathering session - Day 12
Client: "Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant..."
Ram: Mr. Richard but why don't you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big.... and black?"
C: No Ramasamy, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process................." (client explains for an hour)
R: Fine Richard, i understand ur requirement. But ours supports only buffalo...
C: Samy..our central bank regulations needs only elephant!
R: Ok.. Let me see if i can customize"
Requirement taken : Bank wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory.
The same was documented, signed off and sent to offshore for development!
Offshore Development Centre, Chennai, 11.30pm
Design/Development - Base on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done.
Finally the customization is shown to client
client looks ....
[cid:image0...@01CCC164.B5D77B30]
.... and faints !!
[http://www.dreamstime.com/fainted-man-and-money-thumb1626171.jpg]
Please do not print this email unless it is absolutely necessary.
The information contained in this electronic message and any attachments to this message are intended for the exclusive use of the addressee(s) and may contain proprietary, confidential or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately and destroy all copies of this message and any attachments.
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