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[Suresh Kumar]

Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!

 

1.Symptom:

Cold and humid feet.

 

Cause:

Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).

 

Cure:

Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

 

 

 

2.Symptom:

The wall facing you is full of lights.

 

Cause:

You're lying on the floor.

 

Cure:

Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

 

 

3.Symptom:

The floor looks blurry.

 

Cause:

You're looking through an empty glass.

 

 

Cure:

Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

 

 

4.Symptom:

The floor is moving.

 

Cause:

You're being dragged away.

 

 

Cure:

At least ask where they're taking you!

 

 

5.Symptom:

You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

 

 

Cause:

You have your glass on your ear.

 

 

Cure:

Stop making a fool of yourself!

 

 

6.Symptom:

Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

 

Cause:

You're in the wrong house.

 

Cure:

Ask if they can point you to your house.

 

 

7.Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive.

 

Cause:

You're in an ambulance.

 

Cure:

Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

 

 

Suresh K.