Fwd: Recruitment of Girl Friend :D
vikram talasila
Dear Friends,
Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my
cost cutting efforts). I need new one now, so pass on
this information to your female friends...
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives
are mentioned below:
Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher
with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street
bargaining and fight if required.
Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not
in the age group can also apply, special consideration
will be undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross (Monthly) :
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000 /-(any precious
metals, stones)
• Bike rides each duration 1 hour
• Trips to National Highways
• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / SiddhivinayakTemple
• Kulfis / Chocó bars at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs.
10 /-
• 2 movies per month (Except on weekends)
• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (At
your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to
finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be
informed on joining.
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion
to fulltime Girlfriend)
Please NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program
by referring their friends, colleagues etc.
Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if
candidate is not selected.
Search never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be attached in the email
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
--
Ram Navuluri
--
Vikram Talasila,
GIS Representative,
9676099330.