A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
While
they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The man thought about it and
told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker
asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would
be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The
man replied, "Long ago Jesus Christ died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't
take that chance.