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senthil kumar
Feb 7, 2011, 11:02:58 PM2/7/11
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Wonderfully described definitions.........
definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
definition of conference
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
definition of TEARS
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
definition of classic
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
definition of smile
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
definition of office
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
definition of experience
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
definition of diplomat
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
definition of optimist
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
definition of miser
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
definition of father
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
definition of boss
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
definition of politician
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
--
definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
definition of lecture
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
definition of conference
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
definition of TEARS
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
definition of classic
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
definition of smile
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
definition of office
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
definition of experience
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
definition of diplomat
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
definition of optimist
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
definition of miser
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
definition of father
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
definition of boss
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
definition of politician
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
--
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thahar hussain
Feb 9, 2011, 7:25:30 AM2/9/11
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who r u
senthil kumar
Feb 9, 2011, 10:58:11 PM2/9/11
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Hi I am your upline at coimbatore.
regards,
senthil kumar.G
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