Pass the Spore

[Newt]

I would like to make the first game. I would like to pass a spore
along. (If we still have one.) I toss the spore to Yorpy.

[yogurttoad]

BUT, it's intercepted by yogurttoad who daringly makes a run for the
exit...

[Newt]

Newt trips Yogurttoad and throws the spore to Vigilante.

[kaploy9]

*makes a lunge at the Spore, intercepts it, but collides with the side
of the escape pod* *tosses it to Yorpy* Ow... You know, we might want
to figure out how to play this a bit differently, the Escape Pod's
kinda small..

[yogurttoad]

*spore starts to glow* Yogurttoad- "Everyone duck!" *escape pod
shatters* *yogurttoad stands up.* cough... cough... "I claim this
planet in the name of yogurttoad."

[Yorpy]

Yorpy is still attempting to catch the spore in his mouth, seeing as
he has no arms or hands. The spore rolls around on the ground as he
tries to scoop it up. His complete lack of depth perception makes this
much harder than anticipated. He mutters "How in the world did Yorps
develop such useless bodies!?!?" After several minutes, Yorpy gives up
and the spore rolls into the general vicinity of Newt...

[Newt]

Kicks the rolling spore softly right back to Yorpy.

> > planet in the name of yogurttoad."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

[kaploy9]

*looks at the wreckage of the Escape Pod* Aw, come'on! *looks around*
Well, at least the main section(or the part that looks like a main
section) is intact. Did you have a warrenty on this pod when you got
it Yorpy? *sees Yorpy with a mouth full of.. Spore* Oh, never mind,
you seem to have your mouth full.

[relyt0462]

*crawls out of reckage* Hey Yorpy can I have that *the spore falls out
of Yorpy's mouth* Thanks *tosses the spore to Newt*

[Newt]

Catchs it and throws it to kaploy9 while doing a backflip.

[Vigilante]

*Intercepts the spore and tosses it to kaploy9*
*Looks over at Newt*

You know, if you had waited a little longer I was going to introduce a
VR version of the game. That way we could have kept the escape pod
intact. Now how are we going to reach the sh...

*Sees Yorpy glaring at him.*

Oh, I guess I shouldn't say anything about that.

[yogurttoad]

*Spore is smacked from Vigilante's hands* Yogurtoad passes to kaploy9.

[Newt]

Intercepts it and masks it to relyt0462.

[Vigilante]

Snatches the spore out of the air and passes it to Kaploy9*

On Apr 30, 9:35 am, Newt <newt_ne...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Intercepts it and masks it to relyt0462.
>
> On Apr 30, 7:48 am, yogurttoad <Partis-foren...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>

> > *Spore is smacked from Vigilante's hands* Yogurtoad passes to kaploy9.*

[Newt]

Lunges into it and body-slams it to Kaploy9 still.

> > > *Spore is smacked from Vigilante's hands* Yogurtoad passes to kaploy9.*- Hide quoted text -

[kaploy9]

*catches the Spore* Man, you guys are starting to play hard-ball! -er,
hard-spore! *kicks the Spore to relyt0462*

[yogurttoad]

Spore is caught and accidently eaten by yogurttoad. *burp*

[Yorpy]

Yorpy butts yogurttoad in the gut with the aft side of his oversized
eye stalk. The Spore, now slimier than ever, emerges from yogurttoad's
mouth and goes hurling in the direction of Vigilante.

[Newt]

Newt pushes Vigilante out of the way.

> > Spore is caught and accidently eaten by yogurttoad. *burp*- Hide quoted text -

[kaploy9]

*Newt just-so-happens to push me into the way of the Spore while
pushing Vigilante out of the way* *the Spore knocks me back a few
inchs* Oofh! Ow, my spleen!...Or at least that's what I think it is...
*painfully tosses the slimy Spore to Yorpy*

[relyt0462]

*tries to intercept but accidentaly hits it with his head and sends it
toward Yorpy* Owww *falls down unconcious*

[Newt]

Here Yorpy, catch! Have some one put this robotic suit on you. I hope
it fits.

[The32ndpie]

Leaps to catch the spore, but gravity temporarily fails and keeps
moving with a constant velocity while holding the spore for a while
until gravity notices what's going on and works twice as hard to make
up for its mistake.

"Owww....."

Spore rolls out of hand and across the ground.

[Nightfawx]

^ lol xD

*with a mean headache, gets up, grabs the spore and throws it at
whatever person's infront of him. Then faints and falls back on the
ground*

[Yorpy]

The spore flies through the air and bounces off Yorpy's body while he
is still recovering from gravity's little mix up. He falls over
backward and the spore is redirected straight up many feet. It begins
to fall back toward the ground.

[Vigilante]

*Doesn't see the spore coming as it comes straight down on his head.
The spore takes another high bounce.*

*unconscious.*

[Nightfawx]

*the spore falls into my unconscious hand, causing it to twitch and
pass the spore to V's unconscious hand*

[Newt]

Newt picks it up and heads it to Kaploy9.

> > ground*- Hide quoted text -

[yogurttoad]

Yogurttoad comes running with a bottle of bbq sauce. His mouth wide
open.

[Newt]

Newt trips yogurt and lets the spore continue.

[kaploy9]

Nooo, it's going to faaaaallllll! *lunges in slo-mo to try to catch
the Spore before it hits the floor, but misses considerably*

[yogurttoad]

Yogurttoad covers spore in bbq sauce and devours it a second time.

[relyt0462]

*falls over and the spore lands on him* Owww *tosses it back up

[relyt0462]

Oops sorry ignore that post didn't see the second page
Yogurttoad spit it out please we don't need to have to get a new spore
this soon

[Yoshi]

*Spore hits head* Ow! Stupid... *whiffs it at V*

[Vigilante]

*Catches the spore and passes it to Newt.*

[kaploy9]

Don't you guys know how to stop quoting? Or is it addicting? ;D
*intercepts Spore, and drop-kicks it to relyt0462*

[relyt0462]

*catches it* Yes! I didn't hit my head. *a coconut falls out of the
sky and hits relyt on the head the spore goes flying to Yorpy* Owwwwww.

[Yoshi]

*intercepts, bats it at Kaploy at the speed of light*

[Nightfawx]

*easily intercepts Yohi's sissy-pass*

psh, speed o' light? come on...

*slamdunks the spore into a frying pan where Vigilante was making
omelets*

oops, sorry man...

[relyt0462]

*Grabs it out of the frying pan* Just great fried spore *tosses it to
kaploy* Newt try not to put the spore in V's frying pan in the future

[Yoshi]

*intercepts and whiffs it at Nightfawx at the speed of light...ON
WARPDRIVE* Take THAT!

[kaploy9]

(^that was Nightfawx's fault, btw) *catches Spore* Is this some sort
of pun? *flings the oval-ish Spore to yogurttoad*

[Newt]

Takes out a katana and hits it to Yorpy.

[Vigilante]

*Grabs the spore and throws it at kaploy9*

Quote that!

*Starts cooking a new set of omelets.*

[relyt0462]

*Intercepts the spore and sends it flying towards kaploy*

[The32ndpie]

*Steps in the way and sends spore flying towards Newt with a baseball
bat. The bat slips and goes flying towards Vigilante.*
"Sorry! My bad."

[Vigilante]

*Ducks as the spore hurtles past, going by kaploy9 (who has moved by
now) and headed straight for Newt.*
*Starts serving omelets.*

[relyt0462]

Hey v I'll take one *snatches the spore just as Vigilante tosses an
omelette at relyt causes it to hit him in the head. Relyt then drops
the spore which rolls toward Newt and runs around screaming flinging
bits of hot omelet everywhere*

[Yoshi]

*throws Spore at V*

[kaploy9]

*walks back into the gym room where this has been going on the whole
time* Hey guys! *munch* I found a snack mach- Whoa! *ducks at Spore
continues to Vigilante*

[The32ndpie]

*Avoids flying bits of ex-hot omlette with difficulty while laughing
at the totally unexpected simplicity of Yoshi's action* (^lol!)

[Yoshi]

*fumes, intercepts own toss, and whiffs it at the32ndpie*

[relyt0462]

*while running around randomly with omelet on face runs into the spore
and knocks it toward kaploy covered in omelet

[kaploy9]

...............I- *get's hit by the Spore, or an omlet, or both* *says
the following outloud: "[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1669/
antihunf.gif[/img]!", but nothing happens*

[Nightfawx]

*wonders why kaploy9 screamed "404 - Not Found" out loud?*

*then grabs an omelet, walks over to the snack machine and rolls a
milky way inside of the omelet.*

*enjoys his meal in peace*

[Vigilante]

*Puts the last omelet on a plate and walks over to Nightfawx to catch
a breather and watch the chaos in peace.*

[Leech10]

*Beams in, and immediately ducks to avoid spore that shoots overhead
at nearly the speed of sound, before said spore bounces off of a
bottle of water labeled "Nyannichuan" and shoots in the general
direction of Kaploy.*

[kaploy9]

Heh-hey! Welcome! *wipes the omlet of my face, and camly walks up to
Leech10* Welcome to the Escape Pod! If you haven't already, might I
suggets welcoming yourself over at the "Welcome! Please introduce
yourself!" Discussion! (http://groups.google.com/group/sporeum-escape-
pod/browse_thread/thread/9bbac9e440de9f06?hl=en) Now if you'll exuse
me... *starts searching around for the Spore, only to end up running
away from it*

[Yoshi]

*catches Spore and throws it back at....let's say NF.*

[Nightfawx]

*tosses spore back into the chaos*

Delicious omelet Vigilante! I'm telling you, you should be the chef
cook!

*continues eating*

[kaploy9]

*pokes head out of a dust cloud that's formed from all the Spore-
passing maddness* Personally, I like link sausage over omlets. *ducks
back in to attempt catching the Spore*

[relyt0462]

*grabs the spore and tosses it off towards the snack machine at nearly
the speed of light causing the snack machine to spontaneously combust
blowing the spore back towards Vigilante*

[Leech10]

*Ducks behind a table to avoid the fireball from the snack machine*

I know there's a bottle of water around here somewhere, I saw the
spore bounce off of it earlier...

*Gets walloped in the head by the spore, which then shoots off back
into the smoke.*

[Vigilante]

*Sees the spore coming out of the smoke and dodges it just in time. It
hits Nightfawx and rebounds towards kaploy9*

[Nightfawx]

That makes this the last Snickers...

*starts auction*

I hear 20$, can I get 25$? 25$ anyone... for the last Snickers bar

[kaploy9]

*misses catching the Spore* Shoot, and I was so close! *the Spore
collides with and envelops the Snickers bar Nightfawx was holding, and
continues to keep rebounding all over the place*

[Newt]

Grabs and throws to Yoshi a little short.

[relyt0462]

*grabs the spore and tosses it to Kaploy*

[Yoshi]

*intercepts and passes to Newt*

[Newt]

Catchs it. Wow! Usually someone always intercepts it but I have it
now. Passes it to yogurttoad.

[Leech10]

*Whips out a mallet and uses it to blast the spore back at Newt,
causing the spore to cough up the Snickers bar.*

[Newt]

Grabs the snickers bar and wails it to relyt.

[yogurttoad]

Yogurttoad catches it and starts sing'n,

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack.
So I though Me and Qui-gon Jin,
Could talk the Federation in-,
-to maybe, cutting us all a little slack.
Their response, -it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas,
And met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a bongo from the scene,
And went to Theed to see the queen.
We all wound up on Tatoouine.
That's where, we found, this boy...


Oh, Hi, Hi Mr. Anakin Guy,
Maybe Vader Someday Later,
Now He's Just A Small Fry.
He Left His Home And Kissed His Mommy Goodbye,
Say'in soon I'm Gonna Be A Jedi.

Then he sends it fly'in to kaploy9.

[Yoshi]

*plugs ears* Get your vocal cords checked, Toad, that was AWFUL!
*Spore hits snout and continues on its way to Kaploy*

[Newt]

(stop spamming again) Intercepts the spore and kicks it to yoshi.

[Newt]

(stop spamming again) Intercepts the spore and kicks it to yoshi.

On May 6, 7:13 am, Yoshi <s...@davart.net> wrote:

[kaploy9]

*grabs a baseball glove and sprays some glue on it* Ya! Now I'll catch
it for sure! *stands in front of the Spore, but it just flys on
by* ........Maybe I used the wrong kind of glue?

[Leech10]

*swings mallet at spore, only to miss by a mile and end up smashing a
table instead*

[Newt]

Lets it fly by so then it will be uncaught for 3 posts.

[relyt0462]

*not seeing the spore gets hit in the gut and it bounces back toward
vigilante*

[Vigilante]

*Sees the spore coming and catches it easily. Tosses it to Nightfawx.*

[Yoshi]

*intercepts and tosses it to Newt before stumbling, and knocking into
a tree* What the heck is a tree doin' in here?

[Newt]

Catchs it and rolls it to Yorpy.

[relyt0462]

*grabs the spore and sends it flying towards Yoshi but misses and
bounces off the tree sending it flying towards Vigilante*

[yogurttoad]

It is intercepted by yogurttoad and is dribbled in cool stylish bouces.

[kaploy9]

*steals the Spore from yogurttoad in true basketball-style* Hey, I
think there's a Snickers in this! *gets shouldered by Newt, and the
Spore rolls up against the OON(Out Of Nowhere) tree*

[relyt0462]

*Grabs the spore and starts dribbling it* No I think Leech knocked it
out with a hammer

[yogurttoad]

STEALS spore from relyt0462, but feels bad for stealing it, so he
gives it back.

[Newt]

Steals it, runs up to kaploy9 and reverse pivots it, fakes it to
Vigilante, and makes a fast-break for the basket. CRASH! Shattered the
board by dunking it.

[Vigilante]

Where'd that basket come from?

*Picks up the spore and bounce-passes it to Nightfawx.*

[Yoshi]

Dunno. *intercepts and bats it at Newt*

[kaploy9]

*trys to catch Spore, but get's cut* Ow! I think some glass got wedged
in the Spore. *walks away to find a band-aid*

[yogurttoad]

Let me kiss it.

[Newt]

Grabs the spore and pukes while throwing it to BM.

[Leech10]

*swings mallet like a golf club, and whacks the spore, which bounces
off of the tree and lands in a bunker*

[relyt0462]

*walks into the bunker and launches the spore out of a cannon inside
toward Newt*

[Newt]

Hits Newt and smashes him into a wall. The spore rolls over to
Scotlandtom.

[yogurttoad]

R U OK?