The Pod Inn

[relyt0462]

I'm sure everyone remembers the colony inn from sporeum. There are two
rules here.
1. no killing or maiming other users
2. make sure someone pays for the food
Welcome we have saved what remains of the autoserver and it should be
about as trustworthy as normal. Now please order something.

[Newt]

I would like a whopper. Heres your money.

[Vigilante]

This place looks a bit smaller than the old Colony Inn, but at least
it's still standing (for now)

I'll have a coffee, regular.

[yogurttoad]

I'd like 52 orders of fries, please. put it on Newt's Tab. (If he
doesn't have one, make one for him and put it on it.)

[Newt]

Someone, knock my mask off. I got mask insurance. Hey Vigilante, hows
the weather?

[Vigilante]

A bit on the chilly side, with a 40% chance of imminent disaster.

[Newt]

Thats nice.

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[kaploy9]

O hai guyz... wazup?... *lazily slides up to a stool*

[Yorpy]

*Yorpy steps in from the communication deck* "Hey, Newt, hey, Kaploy9,
hey, V." waddles over to the counter and hops onto the single leg
stool with a red cushion* "Gimme a bottle of Jones' taco flavored
soda." *Mysteriously flips a platinum colored coin with serrated edges
onto the counter (how did he do that?!). A second later the clear
bottle filled with a questionable yellowish brown colored liquid is
being gnawed on by Yorpy, desperately trying to open it. After some
effort, he decides it isn't worth it and swallows the whole thing.
Yorpy conceals a small burp and turns to the others to say:* "How is
it with you gents?"

[yogurttoad]

*walks up behind kaploy9 and pulls stool away* WAIT! What'd that say?
"1. no killing or maiming other users " -but he conveniently lands on
a pile of pillows.
(Walks over and puches Newts mask off.) Hey, he told me to. It's not
against the rules.

[Newt]

I told you to punch it not puch it!

[yogurttoad]

*yogurttoad punches Newt in the face again*

[Newt]

Newt punches yogurt in the... are you a boy or a woman? relyt shouts,
"Bar fight!"

[relyt0462]

Alright break it up *pulls out laser cannon and points it at everyone
whose fighting* if you want to fight each other go to pass the spore.

[kaploy9]

Dude... we gotta live in harmony if we're.. gunna get.. a..
lo..botomy....zzzz *falls asleep next to the stool* *relyt0462
continues to aim at different people in an attempt for diplomacy*

[Newt]

Looks like Kaploy9 had to much 3% milk.

[Yorpy]

Can someone please open my 3% milk? And uhm, yeah, no more punching
anyone in the face...

[Vigilante]

Yorpy, dude, you've got to evolve some arms.

*Opens the carton of milk and pours some in a glass with a straw.*

[Yorpy]

*Sluuurrp* "Thanks, V! Oh, and I don't plan on growing arms any time
soon... I think Newt was trying to get me into some sort of mechanized
suit, but I'm not so sure that would be any better..."

[Newt]

It's worth a try.

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[kaploy9]

*wakes up slightly* It's worth 6,502 sporebucks, thats- *hic* what..
Yorpy: Are you saying that you built the suit?
Oh, um.....no. I was just mak- *hic* -ing an estimat-e... *pulls self
up to a stool and sits down*

[Newt]

Whoes going to drive him home?

[yogurttoad]

I'm too sober. Hand me some milk... Choclate...

I'm soory Newt. My 18 fists just thought that your face was so
inviting.

[Yorpy]

Now thats good. *hic* You two make *hic* up, and play like *hic*
friends.... *hic*

I need another round! *tosses another strange coin onto the counter)

....*hic*

[Newt]

What time is it?

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[kaploy9]

Over 9000 o'clock, me'thinks... *Yorpy and I start singing some
drunken song that makes no sense*

[Yorpy]

To no tune in particular *"Live.... life your life... and shtave,
shtave it off... *hic* With nowheere to shlip and nothing to dry,
keep.... keep a clean houshe... or your *hic* milk... milk will go
dour........... Oh Danny boy, the pipesh the pipesh are calling
you...."* Falls over unconscious....

[Yoshi]

Hey, all! Somehow we got an inn in the pod! And you two........*bashes
their heads in* SOBER UP!

[relyt0462]

yeah here are some milks on the house

[Vigilante]

Hey, if we can fit a dinosaur in here, why not an Inn, too?

[kaploy9]

^ The guy's got a point. *rubs head* Ow, that really smarted! But I
guess that did get me up again... Still, that hurt alot with the claws
and all...

Anyways, how big is this Inn anyways?

[Yoshi]

Touche.

[relyt0462]

Well considering how Yoshi can fit in here. About the size of the
original inns ground floor (excluding the innquest and other things)

[kaploy9]

Ya, I wasn't a part of that Innquest thing, but I figure it was pretty
big.... And epic.... Alot of fun too.... *sighs* Waiter, hand me a
soda if ya don't mind......*after a few minutes of waiting*....Wait,
who's the waiter again?

[Newt]

Here is your soda mr. Don't blame me if I'm sleeping on the job.

[relyt0462]

Wait a second newt I didn't hire you and don't say whats left of the
autoserver did either. So who hired you?

[Yoshi]

*something blows up* Oh snap! THE CARNIVOROUS BAGELS RETURN!!! *is
yelling this while being chased by a ginormous pack of said bagels*

[relyt0462]

Okay V you're the one with mercenary experience. You try and get
everyone organized while I fire at random. Got that? *starts randomly
shooting into the crowd having to replace the batteries after every
shot*

[kaploy9]

*looks at the on-going chaos, then at the soda, then back again trying
to decide between the two*

[Vigilante]

This can only end badly.

@relyt0462: Careful, we don't want to damage the escape pod.

*Starts handing out weapons that look like '70's era Sci-Fi props.*

I suggest we use these laser guns: We'll toast them!

[Yorpy]

But toast only one side! Bagels are useless when both sides are
toasted! How am I holding this laser gun anyways? *It drops from its
mysterious levitating state to the floor*

A bagel sees Yorpy and chases him around the bar counter. Yorpy
eventually collides with a still indecisive Kaploy.

[kaploy9]

*the soda get's knocked into the bagel's mouth* Noooo! You fiend! How-
*sob* How could you!....-wait, huh? *notices the soda rendering the
bagel imobile and soggy* Hmmm..... *grabs the soda dispenser from the
counter and straps it onto my back* Ok bagels... *grabs the hose, and
strikes a pose*.. Time to get ya fizz-on! YEAH!!! *jumps into the fray
and starts blasting bagels with gallons of flavored carbonate water*

[Yoshi]

*gets hit* ACK! Aw, ew... *shakes self off, drenching all the patrons
and bagels in soda*

[relyt0462]

*shaking off soda and notices all the bagels are to soggy to do
anything* good job Yoshi *immediantly notices smoke coming from the
engine room* uh oh

[Vigilante]

*Looks around at the wet, sticky mess.*

I am not cleaning this up.

*Goes off to the engine compartment to see if we are all about to
die.*

[kaploy9]

*looks around at said-mess* Ou....maybe I went a bit overboard with
the soda thing...... Do I have to pay for all this? *quietly takes off
the soda machine, and briskly walks over to the men's restroom to
clean off*

[Newt]

Theres more of them. I'm just going to wait "outside" by going out the
"front door."

[Vigilante]

*Returns from fixing the engines just in time to hear Newt.*

I wouldn't do that, it could lead to explosive decompression.

[relyt0462]

Yeah Newt if you have to go into the vacuum of space please at least
use the airlock

[Newt]

Uh-Oh. Better stay.

[yogurttoad]

Yogurttoad casually wakes up and walks over to counter. Wow, that was
some party. You still got your tattoo kaploy9? That was pretty wild.

[Yoshi]

I hate carnivorous bagels....

[relyt0462]

We all do. By the way where were the bagels?

[Newt]

They came from the bakery.

[yogurttoad]

Hey Yosh... yosh... Hey... Hey, Yoshi... Come... Closer...
*cough*
*cough*

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack.
So I though Me and Qui-gon Jin,
Could talk the Federation in-,
-to maybe, cutting us all a little slack.
Their response, -it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas,
And met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a bongo from the scene,
And went to Theed to see the queen.
We all wound up on Tatoouine.
That's where, we found, this boy...

Oh, Hi, Hi Mr. Anakin Guy,
Maybe Vader Someday Later,
Now He's Just A Small Fry.
He Left His Home And Kissed His Mommy Goodbye,
Say'in soon I'm Gonna Be A Jedi.

[Newt]

(stop spamming) How about a 0%?

[kaploy9]

*come's back into the Inn* So....anyone up for a game of checkers?

[Newt]

Extreme checkers?

[yogurttoad]

Saftey checkers?

[relyt0462]

explosive checkers?

[BulletMagnet]

Crap.


Please, please, PLEASE tell me you checked the stores for bagels.



DUCK AND COVER EVERYBODY!

[Yorpy]

BulletMagnet! You're alive! I thought you were KIA!

On May 6, 10:46 pm, BulletMagnet <akabulletmag...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

[Vigilante]

Well, I didn't bring them along. Anyway, you can relax BM. What's
left of them is contained in that soppy sticky mass in the corner.

[yogurttoad]

Can I have one or ten?

[relyt0462]

Yeah don't worry the bakery is no longer making bagels so ther
shouldn't be anything left of them besides the mess

[kaploy9]

I'm just suprised we haven't caught space madness yet. ....Or have
we?.... *gives a suspicious look while organ music plays*

[relyt0462]

Kaploy just so that you know I think we already have

[Yoshi]

Something's missing.... *teleports BM into the wall* There. NOW it's
the Inn!

[yogurttoad]

Can I get a job working here? I can serve a mean milkshake.

[Vigilante]

It's not really fair teleporting BulletMagnet into the wall without
his consent (the first time it happened was an accident), but he does
look good there. On the other hand it probably is just one of his
decoy clones.

[Yoshi]

*frames BM with her talons* It's just not the Colony Inn without a bi-
dimensional being getting stuck in the wall at least once.

[kaploy9]

^ You weren't even there when that happened!- Well, neither was I..-
but that's not the point! It's pretty frightening to join an escape
pod, thinking you're finally safe, just to relive one of the worst
events in your lifetime. And to be dealt this blow by a large, hulking
reptillian beast, no-less! (dino-wise, that's a compliment, btw) So
please, can we all just get along?... *Yoshi starts eyeing me in one
of the worst ways* Uh.....could you at least teleport BulletMagnet out
of the wall? *Yoshi sighs, snaps her talons, and BulletMagnet falls to
the floor, presumably unconscious*

[Newt]

Whoa.

[Newt]

Whoa.

[BulletMagnet]

I'm having one of those days. I don't like being separated from my
legs and molecularly bonded to the wall. It's bad for my bones and
organs.

I really need a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster right about now. Extra Ol'
Janx Spirit. And one of those little umbrella thingies, but make sure
it's not a digital one this time. Great Zarquon, whoever came up with
those needs his towels re-arranged.

[relyt0462]

Coming right up *hands bulletmagnet a suspicously smelling drink*
Unfortunately the autoserver had to make it though so I would
recommend waiting a little while for fresh ingrediants to get here

[Newt]

I'm thirsty. That suspicously smelling drink will do nice. Gulp Gulp
Gulp Gulp Gulp.

[yogurttoad]

So... uh, can I maybe have a job?

[Yoshi]

Sure. *fits him in a tux* You be the busboy. *punts into the lobby*

[Newt]

Actually, the correct term is bellboy.

[relyt0462]

Uh Newt thats a hotel and Yogurttoad I guess your an employee now.
Okay everybody no more teleporting bulletmagnet into a wall unless
it's an accident.

[Newt]

But this is a hotel. An inn is basically the same thing.

[kaploy9]

Newt, my friend, that is where you are wrong. You can usually stay at
an Inn without reservation much longer then you would at a Hotel.
Beside's, who'd want a measly 5-star establishment over this?
*gestures to the rats eating some green ooze off in the corner*

[Yorpy]

Green one eyed rats that is...

[relyt0462]

I would have thought the bagels took care of the rats.

[Newt]

Actually, the rats ate half the bagels.

[yogurttoad]

Hire me!.

[kaploy9]

Do you have references? Oh, wait. I don't work here, never mind. *goes
over to the counter to try to find someone to play checkers with*

[Newt]

Vigilante looks pretty eager.

[yogurttoad]

Sorry about that earlier post. *gets on uniform* So... about my pay...

*takes deep breath*

Ionlyworkthreedaysaweekandneveronholidaysorweekendsexceptforabelincolnsbdaybecauseidontreallythinksitsanimportantholiday.

So... May I take your order?

[relyt0462]

Ok Yogurt make sure not to talk that fast again it scares people. Oh
and your pay will be free food and stay here in a room without them
*points to the rats* for free.

[Newt]

One 1% over here.

[Nightfawx]

I think we forgot to bring the autoserver, so you might have to make
it yourself. =/

[Newt]

Fine. (Grabs jug exactly 1 foot in front of him and pours himself a
glass.

[kaploy9]

*accidentally drops a glass into the trash, and it gets sucked into a
blackhole* Oh, a blackhole trashbin...cool! But doesn't that make any
sort of retrieval kinda tricky? *grabs another glass and fills it with
some water*

[relyt0462]

@Kaploy Why would we want to retrieve trash?
@Nightfawx remember we saved enough to make it work but it is even
less reliable than before.
@Newt How lazy can you get?

[Vigilante]

Someone get me a coffee. I've had a full day cleaning up after
Yogurttoad. (You know what I mean, Mr. Double-Post)

*Sits down at an unoccupied table*

[Nightfawx]

*sits down at Vigilante's table and heaves a huge piece of modern
technology onto the table, and starts rambling...*

dude, i think we could make an autoserver out of this thing. I'ts not
quite an old dalek, but it's a drone with a very similar AI. We could
even make it fly and bring you whatever you ordered. Do we have a
toolbox?

[relyt0462]

I think we do somewher in the back *points in the general direction*
I'll go get it *walks off everyone hears the sound of fighting coming
from the back comes back with tons of scratches and rat bites carrying
a toolbox* Here you go Nightfawx. *hands Nightfawx the toolbox* Man, I
can't believe how attached those rats got to the toolbox. It should
still be mostly intact though.

[kaploy9]

Maybe we could throw the rats in the blackhole trash bin. Or are those
green eyes not just asthetic?..