Around the world in as long as you want

[Newt]

It's like pass the spore on sporeum where you don't pass the spore but
you do whatever you want.
Someone else start us out. Just pick a place to go and how to get
there.

[Scotland Tom]

Well, a journey has to start somewhere so...

We begin our journey on the middle of Easter Island in the South
Pacific. From the middle of the island we hike in expanding spirals
all the way around the island, making sure to stop and take an absurd
amount of crazy tourist photos at every stone head we come across. At
the end of the ridiculously circuitous hike we arrive at a dock on the
beach...

[Newt]

A funny man walks over with candycane and says...

[Vigilante]

"Friends, how would you like to visit a wondrous candy-land where the
streets are cobbled with gumdrops and chocolate rains from the sky?"

We agree, seeing how there doesn't appear to be any other way off this
deserted island, and board his sea-plane...

[Yorpy]

"Sit down, sit down" says the funny man. We reluctantly take our seats
on the shabby looking, torn airplane seats. "Are you ready for the
magical adventure of a lifetime?" "Umm..." says Newt who is not really
sure anymore. "And away we GO!" says the candy cane guy. The
propellers on the plane sputter and spit as the plane begins to glide
across the water. Eventually we're climbing above the sea. Easter
Island grows to a small blotch below and to the right.

After several hours and more than a few naps, the pilot (still with a
giant novelty candy cane in his hand) begins shrieking and babbling
something about "Cake" and "Lies". His crazed eyes indicate something
is severely wrong. No sooner do we realize this than he has jumped
from the plane with no more than a candy cane and a torn umbrella to
help him survive the fall. "Ta taaaaaaaa!" we hear fading into the
distance. Nightfawx quickly reaches out and shuts the door (after most
of our picnic food had been sucked out).

Looking around wildly, we begin to realize that we're above some
unknown landmass, about to crash land. Yorpy impulsively leaps from
his seat and tries to grab the controls with his mouth. This action
instead pushes the plane straight down and the plane is about to
collide with the ever growing ground beneath when all of the sudden...

[Newt]

A dinosaur jumps out of the ground and swallows the plane whole. "How
do we get out of here," said Vigilante. "I have a plan," says
Nightfawx.

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[kaploy9]

Nightfawx valiently procedes to... tickle the insides of the dinosaur
with a feather? "That's some plan you got there.." I remark. The
dinosaur then violently starts coughing, and hacks up the plane. When
the dinosaur finally leaves, we exit the plan to find outselves near
the top of a volcano. "So now what do we do?" I ask.

[yogurttoad]

We go and find the man with a plan. -Stan the Car Man. He can eat an
aluminum can. He always drives his purple van. He'll show us how to
live in a traveling caravan. We'll travel to foreign shores and meet
the Zanzabanian short women and their exploding wigs of death!

[Yorpy]

"Uhh, no." says Yorpy in response to Yogurttoad's newfound lunacy. "I
guess we'll have to forage for food and make primitive weapons to
defend ourselves with..." he proposes. *Scotlandtom, Yorpy and
Vigilante set out to find food in the jungle below the volcano. Newt,
Yogurttoad and Kaploy stay behind to make some clever weapons. The
foragers reach the heavy foliage. "Things are looking up" says
Scotlandtom, but just when the jungle is reached Yorpy does look up.
He sees...

[Newt]

They same plane the dino swallowed actually flying. Newt just made a
coconut-launcher and shot down the plane. It crashed right in front of
Yorpy and a mysterious hand grabbed him and drug him under the rubble.

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[kaploy9]

*kaploy9 then walks up to where Yorpy was standing, not knowing what
just happened* Hey! I made this device with some twigs that you can
place objects in the loading compartment and launch them at a high
rate of speed. I think I'll call it... a "slingshot"! Isn't that
unique Yorpy?.... Yorpy? *looks around* Now where'd that little
eyestalk go off to?...

[yogurttoad]

He went to go rent the movie "Muppet Treasure Island." No es muy
aburrido. Es muy interesante. If you don't like me speaking in
spanish, then lo ciento. "We didn't start the fire! Oh, -it's always
been burn'n since the world's been turn'n. We didn't start the fire!
No we didn't light, but we tried to fight it! DO THE KIRBY! <(**<) ^
(* *)^ (>**)> I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world! We're all in this
together! I love you, you love me, we a happy family! With a... Sea
cows are occasionally hit by motorboats! They get scarred! *Random
Dancing* Who lives in a pineapple under the, SPACE! The final
countdown. The rain keeps ruining my goulash. OLO! We're on a bridge
Charlie!" Woof! Woof!

[Yoshi]

Oh for the love of- *boards plane* I have no idea how I managed that.
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE *faints*

[relyt0462]

*Falls from the sky without a parachute* Anyone need any help?
*notices Yogurtoad*
what happened to him?

[Vigilante]

He's probably being affected by the gases leeching from this Volcano.
*Everyone notices that the ground is trembling slightly*

We should probably get away from here.

*So we start hiking down the hill, with Newt carrying Yougurttoad who
struggles the whole time to break free while muttering to himself in
rhyme.*

[kaploy9]

Hey, has anyone seen Yor- *an explosion is heard behind us, and a
small, green, screaming object flies overhead and lands in the trees
ahead*

[Yoshi]

HOLY SMOKES! *runs over to Yorpy* Hey, you alright?

[relyt0462]

*runs over to Yorpy* what happened?

[Yorpy]

"Cough... cough..." sputters Yorpy. "I'm... not feeling so well..."
with that he falters forward and lies prostrate on the ground within
the dense foliage. "Yorpy! Speak to me, buddy!" Screams Yoshi. Yoshi
runs over beside him and is about to shake him awake but is startled
when Yorpy suddenly begins to glow. Yoshi backs up. Yorpy, in a burst
of unexpected and uncharacteristic energy leaps to his feet. "Well
hello there chocolate cake." says yorpy in a deeper, more commanding
voice than anything heard from him previously. Yoshi stares at him. By
this time Kaploy, Vigilante and Newt arrive on the scene. "I brought
my best foot flowered." Yorpy says while pushing his way through the
group. "It sure beats breaking up with me." He says, turning to beckon
them. "Uhhh..." says Newt. "I just found him like this." Yoshi
explained. "He's gone completely nuts!" says Kaploy. Suddenly, and
without warning a bipedal dinosaur the size of a kangaroo appears in
the foliage in front of Yorpy. Yorpy turns and glares at it. The
dinosaur, seeing that we are only armed with a slingshot and coconut
launcher decides we are an easy snack. It lunges at Yorpy. Yorpy
begins to glow bright blue, then a hot white. Time seems to stand
still in awe. The blue day lit sky turns a deep purple and a beam of
magnificent intensity is emitted from his single eye. The dinosaur,
still in midair, is struck by the beam squarely in the chest causing
his body to turn to a substance reminiscent of chocolate pudding. The
sky returns to its original color and the steaming pile of pudding is
lying on the ground. "I think I won the powerball." Yorpy says
triumphantly. The group, stunned by this display of pure awesomeness
and baffled by Yorpy's sudden lunacy begin their trek through the
dense jungle with Yorpy in the lead. After an hour or so they come to
a....

[Yoshi]

*eye twitch* *roars* HOW DARE YOU HURT ONE OF MY BRETHREN! *launches
self at Yorpy*

[relyt0462]

YOSHI! IT WAS GOING TO EAT US! SNAP OUT OF IT! oh and Yorpy please
don't fry Yoshi

[kaploy9]

*finishes a hour-long thought about what just happened to Yorpy*
It all makes sense!
Vigilante: What makes sense? About Yorpy?
Me: Yes! That.... it's all Tay Zonday's fault!
yogurttoad: You mean that guy that sang "Chocolate Rain"?
Me: Ya, that guy!- Oh, man, if Yorpy starts singing that, we'd a-
*suddenly...*

[Newt]

You mean where they say, "Chocolate rain... Some stay dry and others
feel the pain, Chocolate rain."

[relyt0462]

V what would happen? In the mean time to prevent Yorpy from singing I
have duck tape *puts duck tape all over Yorpy's mouth*

[Yorpy]

Yorpy is waddling about the padded forest floor..."Don't look now, I'm
just a friendly reminder..." *relyt puts duct tape on Yorpy's mouth.
He continues speaking but all that is audible are muffled sounds that
appear to be making complete sentences but everyone knows are just
nonsensical word salads*

[Vigilante]

*Waits for some sense of sanity to reassert itself.*

....

*Gets tired and decides to just go with it. Starts juggling live hand
grenades.*

[relyt0462]

Okay everyone who is still sane calm down. V by the way what will
happen if Yorpy starts to sing chocolate rain, and snap out of it!

[kaploy9]

*decides to have som fun while we're all walking around pointlessly by
dangling a carrot on a string in-front of Yorpy*

[Vigilante]

I don't know, what will happen if Yorpy sings chocolate rain?

*Is now juggling 2 hunting knives and 3 hand grenades.*

[relyt0462]

Well you're the one who brought it up *decides he is tired of trying
to stay sane and starts jumping between two lakes who think they are
scott and gin and thinking that he is a lemon*

[Vigilante]

Actually, it was kaploy9 who brought up chocolate rain.

[kaploy9]

If Yorpy started singing that song, well, let's just say that we could
go the way of dinosaurs... Or Atlantis... Or Microsoft Encarta... *we
all arive at a clearing in the forest/jungle/wherever we were in, with
something in the middle so brilliant that Vigilante stops juggling for
a moment* *fortunatly, the grenades were all duds*

[Newt]

I don't like salad.

> > have duck tape *puts duck tape all over Yorpy's mouth*- Hide quoted text -

[Vigilante]

*Unfortunately, the knives were very sharp. They bury themselves in
the ground, inches from kaploy9's feet.*
*Shields his eyes*

What on Earth is that?

[relyt0462]

*stares into it trying to figure out what it is* My eyes! Don't look
into the light

[Newt]

Do I have any? I never checked for a while.

[yogurttoad]

Don't you remember... "The incident?"
That was one mean cat...

[Newt]

That wasn't a cat, it was a giant sewer rat.

[Yoshi]

@ kaploy: I find that statement rather offensive. I'm not dead, so we
dinosaurs are not extinct. YET.

[kaploy9]

@Yoshi: I didn't really mean going extinct, I just meant that we'd be
"gone", as in "Nobody's seen those guys since." Besides, I wasn't
talking about you.

*still blinded, instinctively trys to search for a lightswitch*

[Newt]

@kaploy9: I told you, you should of bought a clap-on.

[relyt0462]

*running around clutching his eyes randomly runs into the light switch
hitting it*

[Yoshi]

Uhm, I'll just be... WAY over here. *runs, smacks into a wall* Dangit!

[yogurttoad]

Ol' Yogurt's gonna make everything better, Yoshi, just take this ice
and think of the rainforest. Hmm... Hmm, hmm hmm...

[Newt]

Found it. Whoops! Sorry Yorpy for pulling your eye.

[relyt0462]

Ok so what was making all that light *everyone turns to see a...

[yogurttoad]

..n enormous Pikachu! Yoshi "accidently" (joking yoshi) stepped on its
tail so its cheeks lit up so bright that we couldn't see it.

[Yorpy]

With no more than a passing thought, Yorpy zaps the Pikachu out of
existence. What's left is a smoldering puddle of tapioca. He mumbles
something triumphant sounding under his duct tape and proceeds down
the hill.

The group, just at their wits end with the sudden onslaught of strange
events come to the bottom of the volcano. All manner of jungle
creature can be heard just out of sight. The sun is setting low and
the group still has not found anything to eat. Scotlandtom goes to
scout ahead, but as he is just out of sight of the others he trips and
falls prostrate on the ground. There, to his complete surprise, he
finds...

[yogurttoad]

My uncle, Mr. Red Green!

[Newt]

Shoot him... shoot him now. Not with a gun. More like a rubber-band.

[Vigilante]

Nice work, Yorpy. Before you shoot Mr. Green, shouldn't you see if he
has any food first?

[Yorpy]

Red Green and his obsession with duct tape prove too much. He reaches
out and pulls the silver adhesive "X" from Yorpy's mouth. Yorpy
speaking clearer and lower than ever says "I wouldn't lie to ya, thats
a healthy piece of real estate."

By this time the group has gathered around knowing the horrible,
horrible thing that is about to happen. Yoshi turns his head. Kaploy
covers his ears and Yogurttoad begins to sob softly. After 15 seconds
of sheer silence Yorpy begins to sing "Chocolate Rain".

After the first verse Vigilante exclaims " I think my ears are
bleeding!" But then discovers it is only the squeezed juices of a
tropical fruit he was clenching too close to his head. Yorpy continues
the horrid noise.

Nothing seems to happen at first, but then without warning, the group
finds themselves standing on Lincoln's head at mt. Rushmore. After two
seconds, they're standing in a hotel lobby. Next in Jabba the Hutt's
rancor pit. Finally the entire group, including Red Green are standing
on top of a pagoda somewhere high in the frozen, mountainous
wilderness.

Yorpy stops singing. "That's a real popular song" he says "who wants
to hear of it fifty times more?" Red Green slowly reaches out and puts
the duct tape back on Yorpy's mouth. "Now what?" Says Relyt....

[Yoshi]

Ahem, I'm a girl, thank you very much. I HATE gender stereotypes. Call
me "him" again, and I'll be scraping you off the bottom of my foot.

[Yorpy]

[Yes, I'm sorry. It's kinda hard to tell under all those scales... And
the Yoshi from super mario bros was a boy... So, again, my mistake...]

"Now what?" Says Relyt.... "

[yogurttoad]

No don't! yogurt jumps in the path of the rubber band and takes a blow
to the heart. He falls to the ground. Seeing this, Red calls Harold on
his cell phone.

[kaploy9]

*stops covering ears for a second* ..Did he stop? *phew* For a moment
there, I figured he was about to start singing "Never G- *Red Green
quickly seals my mouth with duct tape as well* Mmt? Mmdi uu?

[yogurttoad]

Hi, hi, this here Anakin guy!
Maybe Vade...

AAAAAAAHHHHHh....
*Newt tackles yogurttoad*

[relyt0462]

Ok, everyone no singing! Ok?

[Newt]

Yeah.

[yogurttoad]

By everyone, you mean me?

[Vigilante]

Whatever.

*Starts climbing the stairs down the pagoda.*

[Newt]

Pagodas are so cute... I mean manly.

[relyt0462]

OK.... *starts walking after V

[yogurttoad]

He said a pagoda...

Was as cute as a yoda...

And then said he...

I mean't ma-a-anly...

[Newt]

Where did you get this "Yoda" from?

[yogurttoad]

I saw it in your eyes.

[Newt]

What e... whatever.

[kaploy9]

*walks over to the edge of the pagoda with a parachute on-back* Thanks
for the 'chute, Mr. Green! I hope that's enough duct tape to last you
till next *jumps off* weeeeeeeeek!...... *zooms past Vigilante, who's
only just reached the mountain gift shop*

[yogurttoad]

I wanna snoglobe.

[relyt0462]

So where are we going now?

[Vigilante]

Don't say Disney World.

[Newt]

On May 11, 8:19 pm, Vigilante <13...@comcast.net> wrote:
> Don't say Disney World.

We're going to Disney Land.

[yogurttoad]

Lego Land!

[Vigilante]

*Runs off into the bush screaming.*

[relyt0462]

*Runs screaming after V*

[yogurttoad]

Wait for me!

[Newt]

Sits back by Yorpy. I was just coughing. You know, (cough,
Disneyworldha.) We should really dig a giant hole until we get to
China.

[kaploy9]

*breaks the sound barrier half-way down the mountain*

[Newt]

Takes out a slingshot and shoots all the way over the mountain.
Instead of hitting Kaploy9, it hit a huge boulder making it roll which
smashed him anyhow. Watch out guys! I hope they can hear me. Oh well.

[kaploy9]

Oufh! *is knocked away from the mountain by the boulder, but is still
falling at incredible speed* *the boulder starts to burn up from the
intense friction as the air becomes thicker*

[relyt0462]

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

[kaploy9]

Why do I have the feeling that someone has a bad feeling? *a flash of
light is seen in the sky* *gravity suddenly stops, and goes in
reverse, sending me and the almost-disintigrated boulder back up the
mountain-side*

[Newt]

The boulder almost makes it to the top when the flash stops.

[kaploy9]

(Bleh, broke the two-post rule. I blame The Flash for this!)

*comicly slows to a standstill, and drops to the ground around the
general area of the group*
*P'tu! P'tu!* Oh, hey guys. Anything worth retelling happen? *P'tu!*

[Vigilante]

*Runs out of the bush, slaps kaploy9 for breaking the two post rule,
then runs screaming back into the bush.*

[Newt]

Slides on yogurttoad down the hill and jumps off making a perfect
landing in the bush.

[kaploy9]

"Was that some sort of pun?" *wipes something off my face resembling
fish-oil*

*asks around for a map, but gets little results, since the only people
nearby is our group and a goat herder(plus his goats if they could
talk)*

[relyt0462]

*suddenly one of the goats walks up with a map in its mout to kaploy*
Okay, that was weird.

[Newt]

How could there be a goat herder if we are in a pod?

[kaploy9]

I dunno, maybe they shipped in the same box as the mountain. ;D
Actually, Yorpy should know the answers to these questions, since he
teleported us here in the first place. Hey Yo- *notices Yorpy trying
to converse with one of the goats* Err.. never mind...

[Newt]

Hey Yorpy, let me join you.

[Newt]

I'm bored. Lets all do cookies in a parking lot with trucks! Someone
will need to drive Yorpy. I call the red one!

[kaploy9]

Trucks? All I see is some goats that some teenagers must've spray-
painted for fun. *Newt jumps on a red-colored goat, and holds on while
it bucks around* And I don't think any of them are big enough to hold
us up(except Vigilante and Yorpy), and I- *bumps into a very large
blue goat, the size of an ATV* ..Hmm... >:) ... *slowly gets on the
goat, and joins Newt in the rodeo*

[Newt]

"I'm bored," said a bucked off Newt. Lets go with my first idea. It
may take a few hours to get there.