Cool Sardarji Jokes

[sai chaitanya, tension free]

One day Sardarji was driving a helicopter near Kashmir.
After sometime helicopter crashed.
when people asked what happened,
Sardarji said : it was too cold. so, I switched off the fan of the helicopter".


Boss: Sardar, Bring two corner tickets for movie for me and my wife.
Sardarji brought two corner tickets A1 and A15.


Sardarji gone for buying a Television :
Sardarji : Do you have colour Televisions ?
Salesman: Sure , Sir .
Sardarji : Give me a green one , please.


Postman : I have to come 5 Miles to deliver you this Packet .
Sardarji : Why did you come so far , instead you could have posted it .


After returning back from a foreign trip , Sardarji to his wife :
Sardarji : Do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife : No ! why ?
Sardarji : There , A lady asked me " Are you a foreigner ? "


Sardarji and his wife drinking hot coffee at cafe :
Sardarji : Drink fast !
Wife :Why ?
Sardarji : Look at Board " Hot coffee 5 rupees and cold coffee 30 rupees .


Sardarji and his friend :
Sardarji : Guess how many coins I have in my pocket ?
Friend : If I guess right , you give me one ?
Sardarji : Sure , I will give both of them .


A house was on fire with 25 people inside .
Sardarji went inside and saved 7 people by puling them out.
But he was jailed.
Did you know Why ?
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All 7 were Firemen..


Sardarji : Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 20 pounds in a week !
Friend : That is impossible . Whose baby is that ?
Sardarji : An elephant's baby .


Lady : Is this my train ?
Sardarji : No , It belongs to the Railway .
Lady : Funny . I ask , can I take this train to Delhi ?
Sardarji : No Madam , It is too heavy to carry .


Sardarji and his Friend at the railway station .
Friend : Hey Man , Please call me a taxi .
Sardarji : Yes . Hi taxi !!!


Sadarji opened a petrol pump . But not even one customer went there .
Do you know why ?
Because he opened the petrol pump on second floor .


Waiter : Would You like Your Black coffee ???
Sardarji : What other colors do you have ???


Sardarji : Oh ! I went to a theatre yestrday . One man cut another man .
Friend : In which theatre ?
Sardarji : Operation theatre .


And the best one,

Sardarji went to an interview for CBI officer post .
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardarji : Thank you Sir for giving me the Job . I will start Investigation

 

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