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From: Prusty, Abhishek [mailto:abhishe...@bankofamerica.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:05 PM
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Read from Bottom Up..

It's Hilarious J





From: Keyur Pankajkumar Desai
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 11:07 AM
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The boy should have shouted to buffalo instead: "Girl on a Scooty!".

The buffalo might have understood this and got out of way.

Everybody leaved happily there after...



Keyur.



From: Akshay Gopal Nagaich
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 11:03 AM
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Maybe she listened because u were a girl...J

The subject in the conversation says - Girls never understand what a boy wants to say...J



From: Sneha Bambolkar
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 11:00 AM
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Another instance..



There was a female on the bike who's Duppatta was hanging down..and all I said was " DUPPATTA".. and she quickly pulled it up n smiled...



So ..do I say that "Girls understand girls better"?



Regards,

Sneha



From: Kritika Tushar Kumar Chatterjee
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:58 AM
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Sunai nahi toh dikhai th dega!

From: Abhijeet Vijaykumar Prabhu
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:57 AM
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Full volume version sunai nahi diya to muted version kaha se sunai dega???



From: Kritika Tushar Kumar Chatterjee
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:56 AM
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Same applies to the original scenario where the guy could have pointed to the buffalo instead !!!



From: Janmejoy Roy
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:55 AM
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Instead of saying it would have help if u would have pointed towards the side standJ



regards,

Janmejoy Roy



From: Sneha Bambolkar
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:53 AM
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That's exactly my point..



Why would I ask him to stand on his bike, on the road anyway??????



Regards,

Sneha



From: Janmejoy Roy
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:51 AM
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So u think a guy would stand on the bike if you say so in any season other than rainy???



regards,

Janmejoy Roy



From: Sneha Bambolkar
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:49 AM
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While riding a bike in Rains all you can think of is being safe on road...it's obvious that I will not ask him to stand on his bike.



Regards,

Sneha



From: Dinakar Vasant Ogalapur
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:33 AM
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He will not "Stand" while riding a bike J so probably words need to be chosen carefully file shouting JJJ.

(Ofcourse Ajay Devgan can stand on 2 bikes )



From: Sneha Bambolkar
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:27 AM
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Well even guys don't,



Once I was on a bike and, there was a guy riding besides us who had not pulled up the side stand..

So I shouted  "STAND"



The guy gave me a very weird look..

So I shouted again "Sir...BIKE KA STAND"  and he said "oh ..Thanks"



So it's not only girls you see.



Regards,

Sneha



From: Pratik Jagdishchandra Shah
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:04 AM
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What an amazing post to start the day at office .. J



From: Danish Mohammad Tabbassum Lambate
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:00 AM
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Arre yaar.........koi bichare buffalo ko to poocho k zinda hai  k nahi







From: Kiran Prabhakar Sant
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:56 AM
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Lol..lolzzzz... :D :D :D



From: Madhav Ashok Chaudhari
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:55 AM
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Dont think below 2 solutions will work:

On 1st attempt:

Girl might think the guy is trying to flirt ... Wont read placard... Crash into buffalo..



On 2nd attempt:

Looking that the guy is trying to overtake her.. she will drive faster... Carsh into buffalo...



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From: Pulak Mishra
Posted On: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:45 AM
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Two Solutions -



1st   - Drive Car fast enough.. and while driving show her a placard showing "Drive Slow, Buffalo in progress" ;)



2nd  - Drive Car fast enough.. and crash with the Buffalo !! Game over...







Regards,

Pulak.



From: Ruchira Agarwal
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:40 AM
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Ha hahhahahha..

Updated version is also very good! JJ he he..



From: HarshalBhimrao Patinge
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:34 AM
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Updated version:



A boy is driving a car...
A girl on scooty overtakes him...
Boy sees a traffic constable around the corner

Races to him in seconds

As soon as he reaches to constable, constable tickets him for speeding

After fine payment boy tells him that the girl is in danger and pleads to avoid accident and tells that he is the only one who can save her

Traffic cop suddenly becomes aware of his duty and responsibility



Checks on the girl who is in her element while riding

Traffic cop shouts, "Buffalo"
Girl turns back & shouts,
"Pig, ...donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy..."




Suddenly she meets with an accident...
She is hit by a buffalo crossing the road...

MORAL: - "Girls never understand what others wants to say!!!!!!





From: Abhijeet Vijaykumar Prabhu
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:22 AM
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I say find a traffic cop(which is a rarity)...then tell him there is a buffalo on the way...then tell him to stop the girl by telling her that there is a buffalo on the way...and then avoid her from crashing into the buffalo on the way...all this in a few millisecs....call rajnikant



From: Janmejoy Roy
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:19 AM
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So wht is the solution u suggest which could be used in less than few seconds???



regards,

Janmejoy Roy



From: Roshni Hemraj Mudliar01
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:18 AM
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They could be strangers, shouting is never a solution.



From: Abhijeet Vijaykumar Prabhu
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:17 AM
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Hehehe lolz that's an even bigger joke...he shd have called her on her cell phone or have texted her that there is a buffalo on the way...hehehe itna time nahi tha uske pass...ek to bichare ne madat kari upar se galiya...waaahhh kya jamana aya hai....



From: Roshni Hemraj Mudliar01
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:15 AM
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Noise and traffic on road leads to difficultly in voice audibility. The boy could have explained this in a polite manner with the help of traffic constable.   How you communicate is equally important as what you communicate.



From: Prafulla Dagaji Pawar
Posted At: Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:11 AM
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A boy was driving a car...
A girl on scooty overtook him...
Boy shouted, "Buffalo"
Girl turned back & shouted,
"Pig, ...donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy..."




Suddenly she met with an accident...
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road...

MORAL: - "Girls never understand what a boy wants to say!!!!!!

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