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Sholey - Computer Engg..
Gabbar sends Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and started shouting:
They reach Ramgad and started shouting:
"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]:
"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia:
Kaalia:
"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur:
Thakur:
"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:
"Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts:
"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar.."
Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho?
Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen.
Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout].
"Haan ab theek hai...ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
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Jitendar kumar
Ph:- 9899559726
Ghazabad (U.P.)
Ghazabad (U.P.)
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