Hitting Bottom HARD: Anita Hirsch M.D.

[Jonathan Swift]

I met Psychiatrist Anita Hirsch at Mission Oaks Behavioral Health Unit
in July 1985.

I required no more than ten minutes to understand in quite a deep and
detailed way that she was floridly delusional.

It is well-known that the worst kinds of alcoholics never stop
drinking until they hit bottom. That's true of all of the worst kinds
of mental illnesses.

Last night I required no more that a twenty minute chat to completely
convince a Los Gatos police officer to put Dr. Hirsch under a suicide
watch. One more our and he and I were able to convince a half dozen
of his colleagues to join him.

I want Doctor Hirsch admitted involuntarily to a psychiatric hospital
you see. I don't want to murder her.

All I will require is a hardcopy of the following webpage and a brief
cover letter to have Dr. Hirsch' license to practice medicine
completely revoked within one week. It will only take as long as that
because the California Medical Board of course has the sense to fully
investigate claims such as mine:

What I Learned at the California Institute of Technology
http://www.softwareproblem.org/hallucinogenic-drugs.html

Perhaps you'll begin to understand why I worked so hard to make Doctor
Hirsch hit bottom so very hard because the first half of that entire
essay is about her special Mission of Healing devote to yours truly,
during which Doctor Hirsch committed the following felonies:

- Four Counts Attempted Murder
- One Count Child Endangerment
- Multiple Counts Criminally Negligent Medical Malpractice

And everyone at K5 thought I got so pissed of at her because she told
me something I didn't want to hear.

Your Servant,

Jonathan Swift
sw...@softwareproblem.org

[Bunnyslippers]

He said nothing about blowing anything up. Please don't give anyone
the wrong idea.

On Jun 3, 7:55 am, Annie Brolly <tinkerbelle.an...@gmail.com> wrote:
>  Please don't blow up the Capital building today when they don't let
> you address the Medical Board to have Dr. Hirsch's license stripped
> away & have her charged with murder... Come back home & let it go
> Mike. Your life is worth more than that. There are so many more
> interesting, fulfilling things to focus on than attempting in vain to
> destroy the lives of others.
>
> Everyone on the Planet feels they've been wronged or hurt by others,
> You are not the first or the only one to feel this. We all must
> somehow learn to forgive & let it go or no one would ever be able to
> live, be happy, or do anything productive. We would all just be
> running around trying to destroy each other. Is that the kind of World
> you value?

[Jonathan Swift]

I am reporting Anita Hirsch to give her the very same gift that she
gave to me:

Dr. Hirsch gave me The Gift of Life. She saved my from certain
suicide by diagnosing my incredibly advanced case of Attention Deficit
Hyperactivity Disorder.

I'm not kidding in the least little bit about my claim that I am the
most advanced kind of software engineer. Not One Fucking Tiny Bit.

But it is my ADHD that leads all but a few of my colleagues to regard
me as the very worst coder to have ever walked the face of the Planet
Earth.

I knew within ten minutes of first meeting Anita, though, that she was
also floridly delusional. What I Learned at the California Institute
of Technology makes the reason I knew that so quickly quite
transparently and simply clear.

I have devoted such an incredibly time, care, diligence, effort and
money to prepare my complaint for the medical board because I hope
that by doing so, I may put Doctor Hirsch involuntarily into a
Psychiatric Intensive Care Unit. I am quite certain I will achieve
just that result.

What's more: I required only an hour to obtain the complete agreement
of six Los Gatos police officers.

When Dr. Hirsch is finally released from the nuthouse back into the
community, she shall now possess The Gift of Sanity.

If you think Unabomber Ted Kaczynski's head tied up in knots, wait
until you get a load of the ball of yarn found inside the head of
Anita Hirsch.

Good God, The Mind Simply Reels.

[Jonathan Swift]

Annie, you are so far out in left field as to be lost somewhere in the
vast, empty reaches of Intergalactic Space.

Let Me Fix That Problem For You Right Now:

There is a PDF Fill-In Form at the California Medical Board websites
for use by medical patients when filing complaints against their own
doctors.

Following is the details of my complaint against Psychiatrist Anita
Hirsch M.D. My complaint follows verbatim and in its entirety,
because I copied the lot of it directly from my saved copy of my
complaint's PDF then pasted it directly into this post's submission
form:

====

Details of Complaint
(Attach additional sheet if necessary)

Four counts Attempted Murder.

One count Felony Child Endangerment.

One count failure to file a Mandated Report.

Multiple counts Criminally Negligent Medical Malpractice.

Dr. Hirsch suffers from an advanced form of the neurosis that Child
Psychologist Alice Miller refers to as Grandiosis in her 1979 book
Drama of the Gifted Child.

I prefer to call Dr. Hirsch' illness The Sin of Pride. She is so proud
of her incredible intelligence, skill, education, hard work and
dedication as to be floridly delusional.

Medieval Catholic Theologians considered Pride to be the worst of The
Seven Deadly Sins.

The Ancient Greeks did as well; Odysseus was so proud of winning the
Trojan War by presenting the Trojans with the gift of a giant wooden
horse filled with armed troops that he felt he did not owe fealty to
the Gods anymore. The Gods explained the errors of his ways to
Odysseus by taking the lives of all of his men during his ten year
journey home to Ithaca as depicted in The Odyssey by Homer.

===

Annie, I hope this clears everything up. Because if it doesn't, I'm
about to descend upon Half Moon Bay like a pit bull on a pork roast so
I can knock some sense into that prettly little head that sits atop
those two tiny little shoulders of yours.

Yer Pal, Jesus h-Bar Christ.

[Balsamic Vinigga]

Chevy Prizm, why?

On Jun 9, 4:33 pm, Annie Brolly <tinkerbelle.an...@gmail.com> wrote:
> what kind of car does Mike have?

[Bunnyslippers]

It's a Geo Prizm, not Chevy.

On Jun 9, 9:58 pm, Annie Brolly <tinkerbelle.an...@gmail.com> wrote:
> That's what I thought. There's one just like his parked outside my
> house,
> but no Mike. Looks a little different though in that the cargo
> thingenamagigger has been removed, & it has all 4 hubcaps. Mikey is
> still
> AWOL!
>
> On Wed, Jun 9, 2010 at 8:42 PM, Balsamic Vinigga

> > > > Yer Pal, Jesus h-Bar Christ.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -

[Bunnyslippers]

Also, one of the tires would be a temporary 'donut' tire, and at least
one of the taillights is smashed, both apparently from his last trip
to Sacramento.

[Joshua Knarr]

Setting the facts straight costs $5.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/newuser

On Thu, 2010-06-10 at 06:17 -0700, Annie Brolly wrote:

To whomever is copying this site into the kiro5hin pool, I have a word for LilDebbie:

It sounds like you are a really unhappy person. I hope you start feeling better soon. Just to set the record straight, I have never once borrowed or taken so much as a penny from Mike. Despite not having much money myself however, I have routinely lent money to Mike, often to never see it again. Please update your facts,

On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 6:07 AM, Annie Brolly <tinkerbe...@gmail.com> wrote:

OK, never mind.

[mongles]

This is what happens when you associate with known lunatics.

Let this be a lesson to you.

[Jonathan Swift]

The Prizm is the Chevy labelling of the Toyota Corolla. As far as I
can tell, my Prizm is precisely identical to the Corolla, even down to
the very uncommon color of pale green paint.

The Prizm was indeed originally a Geo make, but my 2001 Prizm is a
Chevy make.

One front and one back turn signal are indeed smashed, but I smashed
them over this last winter. My car is extremely lightweight. Even
with brand-new tires, holding down the brakes without pumping them
leads to a complete loss of control if I do so while rounding a bend
on wet pavement.

I've gotta get the rear one fixed Real Soon Now or there will be Hell
to pay. I have a fix-it ticket that kept John Law off my back for a
while, but it is now overdue. However, there is a simple and
inexpensive way to have auto scrapyards do a computerized used parts
search, so the replacement should be quite inexpensive.

Yes indeed one tire is a donut. I'm going to get that fixed by 5:00
PM today. I'm also going to order a real rim and real spare tire, and
have that FSCKING DONUT shot by a firing squad. However it is not as
dangerous to drive on a donut as they make it out to be. Just keep
your speed low and avoid driving in conditions that are normally
hazardous - crowded traffic, wet pavement etc.

Well after I post this I'm going to head home. Ciao, Baby!

[Joshua Knarr]

Uh protip from a mechanic: Yes the prizm and the corolla are identical.

Mini-spares don't give you any grip. They actually put shear force on the suspension. You cannot possibly expect the car to be worth ANYTHING with a mini-spare on it.

Go to the junkyard for the turn signals. They'll charge you $10/lens versus the dealership which will charge you $70.

[Annie Brolly]

Do you know how easy it would be to get & install a used radiator for a '98 Mercury Tracer?

[Michael Crawford]

On Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 3:16 PM, Annie Brolly
<tinkerbe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Do you know how easy it would be to get & install a used radiator for a '98
> Mercury Tracer?

To find it, ask at any auto dismantler such as U-Pull-It to do a
computer search. They will send out an inquiry to other dismantlers
in their network. The chances are pretty good that one is out there
somewhere; you would just need to wait a few days for it to be
shipped.

I know how to work on cars, but don't feel completely confident that I
could install it reliably. Once you know you have a radiator on its
way, perhaps you could send out a message among your skydiver friends
for someone who can install it for you.

When you drain the old coolant, it is CRITICALLY important that the
old coolants be drained into a proper container and disposed of
properly. Many autoshops will dispose of spent coolant for free or
for a very modest charge.

The reason its so important is that auto coolant is very tasty to
cats, but is also a lethal poison.

When you refill the newly installed radiator, use coolant rather than
just water. Some cars might take a mixture; if you still have your
car's owner's manual it should say what to fill it with.

Yer Pal,

Mike

[George Stark]

Well said Anne. If BP can get away with it why can't the rest of us?

I got old computer parts n my basement, computer recycling companies tell me they refuse to take them because they were made before 2002, nobody on eBay wants to buy them ether. My wife keeps getting on my case to get rid of them but no recycling place wants them. So I might donate them to BP to use to plug the leak.

My memories remind me of a story written about Hans Brinker who plugged a hole in the dam in Amsterdam with his finger and saved the city. I figure if all people in the USA collected up their computer parts that nobody wants we can fuse them together to form Voltron, or some Power Ranger, or some Transformer type of robot to plug the leak with ne of the robot's giant fingers and be a modern Hans Brinker.

Apparently I am making too much sense now, so now nobody will do that and call me a lunatic for even suggesting it.

Yer pal George Stark The Dark Half of Thad Beaumont. :)

On Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 7:42 PM, Annie Brolly <tinkerbe...@gmail.com> wrote:

Thanks Mike,
         I just figured I'd dump all the old radiator coolant into the Gulf, I figured they'd never notice!