This is the best group I have ever joined.

[Brian Lazara]

I look forward to lots of stimulating conversation.

[Joshua Knarr]

I am a baby, and I have indeed been raped by Brian Lazara. Although in court the testimony of a six month old is treated as nonbinding, I believe words on the internet bear more weight than legal proceedings or religious intervention could ascribe.

On Thu, 2010-06-03 at 09:42 -0700, Annie Brolly wrote:

Are you the real legendary Brian Lazara? ... the murderous baby raper
or whatever it was I read about you when I googled your name......
YOU BADDD!!!!

On Jun 3, 9:27 am, Brian Lazara <blazor...@mailinator2.com> wrote:
> I look forward to lots of stimulating conversation.

[Joshua Knarr]

OK but seriously mike, we've seen a lot of interesting, if not slightly strange stuff from you. You really ought to consider the consensus of the group and hang it up and take a breather.

On Thu, 2010-06-03 at 09:56 -0700, Annie Brolly wrote:

Joshua,... Baby Doll, you don't mind me calling you Baby Doll do you, I am sorry for your trauma. I know a great shrink in Los Gatos, Dr. Anita Hirsch, she comes highly recommended. She could probably help you out with that PTSD, or at least give you a diagnosis. Just be careful though, I hear she has been charged with Child Endangerment & Attempted Murder.... Aside from that, she's probably pretty reliable.

By the way, you write really well for a 6 month old! Did yo mama strap you down & force you to complete the full course of "My Baby Can Read"?

[Balsamic Vinigga]

LOLZ is this the legendary Annie? The dear UCSD friend of Crawford and
savior saint of beautiful Ailes Brolly? The woman who raises funds
with Moosehead Lager in hand http://www.helpforannie.com/gallery/AnnieCarl02.jpg?
It's a privilege and an honor, m'dear. I hope you liked your Santa
Ramen. That was my lunch tip to Crawford.

Anyway who knew you'd have such a great sense of humor. You'd fit
right in on k5!

On Jun 3, 9:56 am, Annie Brolly <tinkerbelle.an...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Joshua,... Baby Doll, you don't mind me calling you Baby Doll do you, I am
> sorry for your trauma. I know a great shrink in Los Gatos, Dr. Anita Hirsch,
> she comes highly recommended. She could probably help you out with that
> PTSD, or at least give you a diagnosis. Just be careful though, I hear she
> has been charged with Child Endangerment & Attempted Murder.... Aside from
> that, she's probably pretty reliable.
>
> By the way, you write really well for a 6 month old! Did yo mama strap you
> down & force you to complete the full course of "My Baby Can Read"?
>
>
>

[Jonathan Swift]

I just heard the incredible news that the 2010 Nobel Prize in Medicine
is shared by Brian Lazara, Annie Brolly and Joshua Knarr.

-- Job

[Joshua Knarr]

They always give it to jerks anyway. I'm not surprised.

[Jonathan Swift]

I shall first point out that while most of what Annie just said about
herself, Billy Rainbow and myself is completely truthful and correct,
not all of it is.

It's been quite a long time since I last head a look in the general
direction of my own brain.

My whole point in ever taking up the Solving The Software Problem
website was to draw others to look not only inside their own heads,
but inside the heads of all their neighbors as well.

Annie Brolly is so incredibly, brilliant, talented and beautiful that
I knew the instant I set eyes on her that she would one day bear my
first born.

While she and I have been the most dedicated and ardently affectionate
kinds of friends, I have always possessed such a lack of a clue about
anything wearing a skirt that friends are all that Annie and I have
ever been.

Annie's head has always been tied up in knots of such incredible
complexity that as to make my own head look like a cashmere sweater:

She was accepted to Yale as a pre-medical student and intended to take
up surgery during medical school.

But she and I met as she rollerskated with a notorious drug dealer
right in front of my house in downtown Santa Cruz because some guy she
happened to like was a UC Santa Cruz student.

I don't think I ever met that guy and could not hope to ever tell you
his name because of the incredible length of their relationship.

Billy Rainbow's great brlliance puts my own insight into the nature of
software faults because he invented a kind of roller skate that would
allow you to skate on a sandy beach:

I don't think he ever built such skates, but it took no more than his
simple description to search to the ends of the Earth for a pair of
small hydraulically powered torque converters.<p>

A small torque converter, an electrically-powered hydraulic pump, a
waist belt covered with rechargeable gel cell batteries and some small
balloon tires are all you require, you see, to skate upon a sandy
beach.