16.08.26, Points to ponder
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Seshadri Vellimedu
Aug 16, 2026, 9:24:18 AM (2 days ago) Aug 16
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16.08.26, Points to ponder
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Professions Defined, in plain Engl---😊😅🤣
An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of not---g.
An Auditor is someone who arrives after the battle is over, and bayonets all the wo---ed.
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to r--n.
An Economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen to---
A Statistician is someone who has his head in the freezer and legs in the oven, and says he feels fine on ave---e.
A Programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't under----d.
A Lawyer is a person who writes a ten thousand-word document and calls it a br--f.
A Professor is one who talks in someone else's sl--p.
A Schoolteacher is a disillusioned person, who used to think she liked chi----n.
A Consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the t--e.
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(Please reply to my email i.d)
Professions Defined, in plain Engl---😊😅🤣
An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of not---g.
An Auditor is someone who arrives after the battle is over, and bayonets all the wo---ed.
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to r--n.
An Economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen to---
A Statistician is someone who has his head in the freezer and legs in the oven, and says he feels fine on ave---e.
A Programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't under----d.
A Lawyer is a person who writes a ten thousand-word document and calls it a br--f.
A Professor is one who talks in someone else's sl--p.
A Schoolteacher is a disillusioned person, who used to think she liked chi----n.
A Consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the t--e.
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Seshadri Vellimedu
Aug 17, 2026, 9:23:53 AM (21 hours ago) Aug 17
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Update, 16.08.26, Points to ponder
Professions Defined, in plain English!😊😅🤣
An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
An Auditor is someone who arrives after the battle is over, and bayonets all the wounded.
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
An Economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A Statistician is someone who has his head in the freezer and legs in the oven, and says he feels fine on average.
A Programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
A Lawyer is a person who writes a ten thousand-word document and calls it a "brief.
A Professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A Schoolteacher is a disillusioned person, who used to think she liked children.
A Consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
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CONGRATULATIONS
A S N
K Venkatramani
R V Rao
N K Gopalakrishnan
Jayanti Menon
M S Srinivasan
Professions Defined, in plain English!😊😅🤣
An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
An Auditor is someone who arrives after the battle is over, and bayonets all the wounded.
A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
An Economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A Statistician is someone who has his head in the freezer and legs in the oven, and says he feels fine on average.
A Programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
A Lawyer is a person who writes a ten thousand-word document and calls it a "brief.
A Professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A Schoolteacher is a disillusioned person, who used to think she liked children.
A Consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
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CONGRATULATIONS
A S N
K Venkatramani
R V Rao
N K Gopalakrishnan
Jayanti Menon
M S Srinivasan
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