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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama
bin Laden and a
White Trash Biker are all
walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it.
'I will give each ofyou one wish, which is three wishes in
total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and
my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the
Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want
a wall around Afghanistan
, Palestine , Iraq
and Iran
so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of
the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very
curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about
5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his
Harley, cracks a beer, lightes a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
I pretty much vote this my
favorite email of the year....
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