Re: Babylon Bee slams Pedodent Brandon over his PEDOPHILIA

[Chester the Molester]

Text-drivers are psychopaths <xeto...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
> Why doesn't everyone talk about this.?? Everyone has seen the
videos of Pedo Joe groping 8 year old girls. HE'S A CHILD
MOLESTER. We have video proof.
>
> https://babylonbee.com/news/off-releases-biden-repellent-for-kids
>
> jan 19 2022 U.S.—SC Johnson is living up to its family company
moniker with the release of a new line of pest repellents under
their popular Off!® brand. The new product is designed to repel
President Joe Biden from children.
>
> The innovative new product makes children smell like grown-ups,
which studies have shown repels Biden under most circumstances.
Material sent to retailers provides clear instructions to apply the
repellent whenever a child is within twenty feet of the creepy old
man.
>
> "Our scientists work tirelessly to commit mosquito genocide, but
after Biden was elected to the presidency, I redirected their
efforts to keep Joe Biden away from children," said SC Johnson CEO
Santos Carl Johnson. "As an added bonus, it also repels mosquitoes
so it's a win-win."
>
> White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki advised reporters to stop
asking the question because it hurt Biden's public image. "The
president is committed to uniting all Americans," said Psaki, "some
of which are children. There's nothing untoward about attempting to
fuse your body with others to end hate. Please stop asking."

Barney Frank sends his regards.