So, the Washington Post says that Donald Trump wants to honor the
military with a parade, which the Trump-haters inform us is the worst
thing that ever was because it’s Donald Trump who wants to honor the
military with a parade. The very day the Democrats decided that they
should make fun of Trump’s physical disqualification for military service
– Democrats were pretending to think not serving is bad that morning –
the Donkeys also decided they needed to spazz out about honoring our
troops.
Whap! That’s the sound of the Democrats stepping on another rake.
Is a parade a good idea? A bad idea? Irrelevant! It’s a hilarious idea,
because when this idea erupted on social media, it was absolutely certain
that the liberals would immediately take a position that required them to
say, “No, we should totally not honor our troops.”
Oh, I’m sure they’ve got plenty of nuance to that position – my favorite
is their newfound concern about spending – but at the end of the day the
message is clear. Trump wants to honor the troops, and the Democrats
don’t.
Hilarious! And Trump does this to them all the time.
The president’s quarters have to be echoing with laughter every night
after another day of the Beltway Bubble Boys ‘n Girls dancing to The
Donald’s tune. By leveraging tweets, leaks, and off-the-cuff statements,
no one has ever owned the mainstream media like Donald Trump. Those
Democrat court reporters hate him, to be sure, but when he says “Jump,”
they say, “How low?”
The “treason” imbroglio was another glorious liberal clusterfark. Trump
gleefully giggles as he uses that word and within seconds there’s a
Hiroshima of Huffiness. The land echoed with the high-pitched squeals of
“Oh, well, I never!” in the wake of PDT using the very same word that
tens of thousands of leftist idiots and their Fredocon pals had spent the
last 18 months tossing about more promiscuously than Bill Clinton in
Mazatlán on spring break.
So, for a couple days, we were treated to the delicious spectacle of the
liberals arguing that, “No, we’re not traitors!”
Name one Trump supporter who, in the wake of a year of listening to
fevered fantasies about Russians and Hitler Reborn and all the rest, gave
one-millionth of a damn that the Dems were tearing their thinning, gray
hair out over Trump joking about “treason?”
Hint: There wasn’t one. Not one.
And for those of us still fuming about how the liberals play kissy-face
with legit traitor Jane Fonda, you fussy fakers are going to have to show
us a lot more than that to move the needle on the Give-A-Schiff meter.
Every day, the Democrats seem intent on stepping on a new rake. The tax
bill comes out, and the Democrats’ promise that those of us not already
dead from Trump pulling us out of the Paris Climate Change Grift were
going to be dead from getting more money back in our paychecks.
Whap! Rake! Because working folks keeping their own money is bad – for
Democrat prospects.
Then a bunch of companies start giving bonuses to their employees, which
the Dems pooh-pooh.
Whap! Rake! Because money not dispensed by Uncle Sucker doesn’t count or
something.
And then Nancy Pelosi, the gift who keeps on gibbering, announces again
and again that a grand is just “crumbs.”
Whap! Rake! Way to remind us why everyone hates San Francisco limo libs,
Richie Witch.
With powerful midterm messages like, “We intend to repeal the tax reform
bill that gave you Normals a few more bucks,” and “More illegal aliens or
you’re racist!” the Democrats are a shoo-in to hold their House seats in
Manhattan, Marin County, and Chicago! Say, a month ago wasn’t there a
blue wave coming? Oops.
Then there was the early February stock market stutter, where a short-
term correction sent the Dow plunging to depths not seen since last
December. Naturally, when America stopped winning for a moment, the CNN
gang was ecstatic – you half expected the panels to break out the
Marlboros and start cuddling. But Tater Stelter and the rest of them then
had to contend with a 500+ point rebound the day after the big dip, and
they did so by changing the subject. But the damage was done – when you
crow about how the Dow dropped about a net 1500 points over three trading
sessions, it only highlights how the Dow rose about 7000 points since
Inauguration Day.
And then there’s DACA, the ultimate rope-a-dope, where Trump has
maneuvered the Democrats into being the ones who are stopping these
illegal aliens from getting amnesty because the Dems don’t want to give
in on border control measures everyone who is not some pinko doofus
wants. Please please please, Chuck, shut down the government again, and
again, all for the benefit of law-breaking foreigners. Step on that rake!
You know you want to!
Oh, and simmer in outrage at how Trump tweeted his condolences to the
family of Edwin Jackson of the Colts after some illegal alien who should
not have been here got hammered and killed him. Yeah, Trump is the
problem for telling the truth, not the illegal aliens who are killing
Americans.
Let’s have that talk, liberals. You keep telling Normal Americans they
are bigots for complaining about having to bury their brothers and
sisters, their fathers and mothers, their kids. That topic is not
hilarious, like your other stupid strategies, but it demonstrates the
undeniable fact.
Trump owns you liberals. He has your pink slips. He holds your strings.
You dance to his tune.
Your unreasoning hate, not just of Donald Trump but of the Normal
Americans he champions, and your burning desire to take back the power
you have lost, has blinded you to the truth. It’s also made you deaf to
the coherent, which is why so much of what you say sounds insane to
Normal Americans. And that’s why everything else you say is drown out by
the “Whaps!” of you dummies stepping on Trump’s rakes.
Source:
http://bit.ly/2sczZ7S
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"Conservative actor James Woods let America know exactly what “#DACA is
about” in one devastating tweet that included a meme depicting Senate
Minority Schoolmarm Chuck Schumer ‘saying,’ “It’s very simple to
understand actually – If Americans won’t vote for Democrats, then we’ll
import people who will."” (Scott Morefield)