Susan, I realize that you are a very liberal left wing Democrat. I
realize you are very proud and sure of the political positions you
take on many of the major issues.
I on the other hand am a staunch right wing conservative Republican.
But don’t get me wrong Susan, I value you opinion. So I have a few
questions for you.
1. Do you think that farting causes global warming?
2. Do you think that farting contributes to noise pollution?
Please Susan let us all know your position on these very important
issues.