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I’ve got two dogs,

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Dec 21, 2023, 5:24:26 PM12/21/23
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I’ve got two dogs,
And they are dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
They are my dogs and they’re my dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
La Da Da Da LadadadadaLa Dallanda.
Well in the morning,
When I get out of bed,
They lick me right on the head
They are my dogs and they’re my dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
Well they are boxers and they know they’re good,
And on they’re heads I don’t put a hood,
They are my dogs and they’re my dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
La Da Da Da LadadadadaLa Dallanda.
Well when the male gets kind of mad,
The female seems to get sad,
They are my dogs and they’re my dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
La Da Da Da LadadadadaLa Dallanda.
But sometimes they fart and it really stinks,
So I keep them away from the roller rinks,
They are my dogs and they’re my dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
La Da Da Da LadadadadaLa Dallanda.
Well that is all I have to say,
And I’m glad my dogs aren’t gay,
They are my dogs and they’re my dogs,
And they are not pigs and they are not hogs.
La Da Da Da LadadadadaLa Dallanda

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