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> >>
> >> "Checkmate" <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> >> <snip>
> >> >
> >> > Rub this Wanker... you know you want to.
> >>
> >>
> >> Yes, I agree, you ARE a Wanker. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhaha.
> >
> > At least "I" don't like CHICS WITH DICKS, you fucking self-admitted
> > HOMO!
>
>
>
> What don't you understand about *CHICKS* with dicks?

Why you love them.


> Since they are *chicks*, then how can a man who likes the way some of
> the more attractive ones look, be a homosexual?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! OMG! Because they have DICKS, you fucking wEEnie
lover!



> So, genetics or
> hormones played a cruel trick on them when they were born - gave a woman
> a dick.

No, Gweggie. It's a MAN who wants to be a woman. It's NOT a "woman with
a dick."


> Hell, women all have dicks anyhow but just much smaller. That's
> what a clitoris is - a vestigial dick. A woman's sex organs reflect just
> what a woman is - an incomplete man.

Phew! I'm not even going to bother going there. Do some research on
differentiation and X and Y chromosomes. Let me ask you something, you
closet homo... if you were with a really hot chick-with-a-dick, would you
suck said dick?



> Besides, don't you know many of the really attractive ones who can
> definitely pass for a woman are gonna get their dicks lopped off and
> turned into a vagina? The doctors have gotten really good at this
> sex-change surgery and can manufacture vaginas that can pass for the
> real thing.

Having never seen or tried one, I'll have to take your word for it,
Gweggie.



> The most difficult part of a sex-change operation isn't creating the
> vagina - it's all about successfully removing a substantial part of the
> brain - that's what completes the sex change.

Yes, ladies, he's still available! LOL

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Checkmate wrote on 1/16/2012 in <MPG.297e1aab4...@news.alt.net>:

> Phew! I'm not even going to bother going there. Do some research on
> differentiation and X and Y chromosomes. Let me ask you something, you
> closet homo... if you were with a really hot chick-with-a-dick, would you
> suck said dick?

Nellie has more than once made it clear that if one is pitching, that's ok.
It's the one catching that is a fag. Talk about being in denial


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[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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>>
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>> >>
>> >> "Checkmate" <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:MPG.297df838c...@news.alt.net...
>> >> <snip>
>> >> >
>> >> > Rub this Wanker... you know you want to.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Yes, I agree, you ARE a Wanker. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhaha.
>> >
>> > At least "I" don't like CHICS WITH DICKS, you fucking self-admitted
>> > HOMO!
>>
>>
>>
>> What don't you understand about *CHICKS* with dicks?
>
> Why you love them.

Never had one so how can I possibly know if I love them?

>> Since they are *chicks*, then how can a man who likes the way some of
>> the more attractive ones look, be a homosexual?
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! OMG! Because they have DICKS, you fucking
> wEEnie
> lover!

It's not a dick alone that makes a body a male body. If you have a body
of a beautiful and sexy woman that just happens to have a dick it only
means there's a woman with a little extra equipment. It doesn't mean
that she's a man.

>> So, genetics or
>> hormones played a cruel trick on them when they were born - gave a
>> woman
>> a dick.
>
> No, Gweggie. It's a MAN who wants to be a woman. It's NOT a "woman
> with
> a dick."

Not always so. Didn't you hear about that female track star who was
accused of being a man because she ran as fast as a man and looked
pretty much like a man? Well , it turned out she's one of them
hermaphrodites. But, it also turned out that she's got XX chromosomes.
So, she's a true chick with a dick.

>> Hell, women all have dicks anyhow but just much smaller. That's
>> what a clitoris is - a vestigial dick. A woman's sex organs reflect
>> just
>> what a woman is - an incomplete man.
>
> Phew! I'm not even going to bother going there. Do some research on
> differentiation and X and Y chromosomes. Let me ask you something,
> you
> closet homo... if you were with a really hot chick-with-a-dick, would
> you
> suck said dick?

I might but I wouldn't let her cum in my mouth. That would just be
another form of petting and not a sin. But, if I had my druthers, I'd
rather she used it to 'stimulate' the ole prostate gland. Shhhhh! don't
tell çu, she'll be all over me like white on rice. Her next nym will
probably be ånål. LOL.

>> Besides, don't you know many of the really attractive ones who can
>> definitely pass for a woman are gonna get their dicks lopped off and
>> turned into a vagina? The doctors have gotten really good at this
>> sex-change surgery and can manufacture vaginas that can pass for the
>> real thing.
>
> Having never seen or tried one, I'll have to take your word for it,
> Gweggie.

I once shagged a pro-wrestling female named "Tina." She was a sexy
little thing - not some hulk. I think she hung out with Kevin Sullivan -
might have been his main squeeze. She had fake tits that looked pretty
good but felt hard as a rock - not natural feeling at all.

>> The most difficult part of a sex-change operation isn't creating the
>> vagina - it's all about successfully removing a substantial part of
>> the
>> brain - that's what completes the sex change.
>
> Yes, ladies, he's still available! LOL

It was nothing more but a sophisticated joke. LOL. That's the reason
it's so funny. All funny jokes must have some truth at the core.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

LOL! So IOW, that's not a deal-breaker for you.

> >> So, genetics or
> >> hormones played a cruel trick on them when they were born - gave a
> >> woman
> >> a dick.
> >
> > No, Gweggie. It's a MAN who wants to be a woman. It's NOT a "woman
> > with
> > a dick."
>
> Not always so. Didn't you hear about that female track star who was
> accused of being a man because she ran as fast as a man and looked
> pretty much like a man? Well , it turned out she's one of them
> hermaphrodites. But, it also turned out that she's got XX chromosomes.
> So, she's a true chick with a dick.

But we're talking about "trans-gendered" dick-swingin' doods, and you're
saying you could actually go for a little of that?

> >> Hell, women all have dicks anyhow but just much smaller. That's
> >> what a clitoris is - a vestigial dick. A woman's sex organs reflect
> >> just
> >> what a woman is - an incomplete man.
> >
> > Phew! I'm not even going to bother going there. Do some research on
> > differentiation and X and Y chromosomes. Let me ask you something,
> > you
> > closet homo... if you were with a really hot chick-with-a-dick, would
> > you
> > suck said dick?
>
> I might but I wouldn't let her cum in my mouth. That would just be
> another form of petting and not a sin. But, if I had my druthers, I'd
> rather she used it to 'stimulate' the ole prostate gland.

WHOA! This shit is WAY outta line! Are you now saying that you'd not
only let a girly-looking dude put his dick in your mouth, but you'd let
him FUCK-YOU-IN-THE-ASS????? OMFG!!! Greg, this is TOTALLY GAY! I had
no idea you were a catcher!

Rags, are you getting all of this? Gweggie would let a girly-man fuck
him up the ass! With a DICK! I don't know how much more of this shit I
can take...

<THUD!>

> Shhhhh! don't
> tell çu, she'll be all over me like white on rice. Her next nym will
> probably be ånål. LOL.
>
> >> Besides, don't you know many of the really attractive ones who can
> >> definitely pass for a woman are gonna get their dicks lopped off and
> >> turned into a vagina? The doctors have gotten really good at this
> >> sex-change surgery and can manufacture vaginas that can pass for the
> >> real thing.
> >
> > Having never seen or tried one, I'll have to take your word for it,
> > Gweggie.
>
> I once shagged a pro-wrestling female named "Tina." She was a sexy
> little thing - not some hulk. I think she hung out with Kevin Sullivan -
> might have been his main squeeze. She had fake tits that looked pretty
> good but felt hard as a rock - not natural feeling at all.
>
> >> The most difficult part of a sex-change operation isn't creating the
> >> vagina - it's all about successfully removing a substantial part of
> >> the
> >> brain - that's what completes the sex change.
> >
> > Yes, ladies, he's still available! LOL
>
>
> It was nothing more but a sophisticated joke. LOL. That's the reason
> it's so funny. All funny jokes must have some truth at the core.



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[Ragnar]

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> >> >>news:MPG.297df838c...@news.alt.net...
> >> >> <snip>
>
> >> >> > Rub this Wanker... you know you want to.
>
> >> >> Yes, I agree, you ARE a Wanker. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhaha.
>
> >> > At least "I" don't like CHICS WITH DICKS, you fucking self-admitted
> >> > HOMO!
>
> >> What don't you understand about *CHICKS* with dicks?
>
> > Why you love them.
>
> Never had one so how can I possibly know if I love them?
>
> >> Since they are *chicks*, then how can a man who likes the way some of
> >> the more attractive ones look,  be a homosexual?
>
> > BWAHAHAHAHAHA!  OMG!  OMG!  Because they have DICKS, you fucking
> > wEEnie
> > lover!
>
> It's not a dick alone that makes a body a male body. If you have a body
> of a beautiful and sexy woman that just happens to have a dick it only
> means there's a woman with a little extra equipment. It doesn't mean
> that she's a man.
>

OMG this is priceless.

You profess to thinking that a woman with some extra padding is
disgusting and yet to you, a women with a dick appears to be no big
deal.

There is so much wrong with that I can't even begin to address it.

I got to hand it to you stinky; when it comes to women you obviously
have the most fucked up taste anyone has ever seen. Well, not that
you would ever have a chance with living women, being that you smell
like rotten garbage and all. In fact I’m pretty sure even a chick with
a dick would find you repulsive, unless of course her dick was on her
face in place of her nose. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Ragnar

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This is a surprise to you??? Look Checkers; when you smell like Gweggy
and you are as desperate and sad as Gweggy, you take what you can get
and be grateful for it.

Even if it is a she-male ass fucking. ROTFLMAO

This is just fucking priceless. You could create a sig longer the
Great Wall with this subject alone.

Ragnar

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Sooner or later I manage to bring out the "best" in people... and by
"best," I mean "worst"! LOL!!!

I'll bet that even doubling the number of potential sexual partners,
Gweggie STILL ain't gettin' any.

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> >> >>>>

> >> >>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> >> >>>> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> >> >>>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> >> >>>> >> news:1s6dnYy8hOZTD4nS...@scnresearch.com...
> >> >>>> >>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:40:08 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> >> >>>> >>> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> >> >>>> >>>> news:1s6dnZO8hOZXGonS...@scnresearch.com...
> >> >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:18:34 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall,
> >> >>>> >>>>> Esq.
> >> >>>> >>>>> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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> >> >>>> >>>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:47:07 +0000, çunt wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>>>> <snip>
> >> >>>> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>>>>> ah have bucket envy.
> >> >>>> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>>>> Ah don't need no buckets no more. I gots me a steamer
> >> >>>> >>>>>>> for
> >> >>>> >>>>>>> the
> >> >>>> >>>>>>> floors.
> >> >>>> >>>>>>> Works like a charm and saves my back.
> >> >>>> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>>> Sounds like you need to let me give you a nice back rub.
> >> >>>> >>>>>> ;-)
> >> >>>> >>>>>> One
> >> >>>> >>>>>> of
> >> >>>> >>>>>> those fisherman knit sweaters is probably worth about a
> >> >>>> >>>>>> hundred
> >> >>>> >>>>>> back
> >> >>>> >>>>>> rubs, huh?
> >> >>>> >>>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>> Thanx but no thanks. My floor steamer is a wonder. No
> >> >>>> >>>>> more
> >> >>>> >>>>> heavy
> >> >>>> >>>>> buckets to lug around and steam cleaned floors that
> >> >>>> >>>>> sparkle
> >> >>>> >>>>> in
> >> >>>> >>>>> the
> >> >>>> >>>>> sunlight. Very nice.
> >> >>>> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>>
> >> >>>> >>>> You must have carpet. I doubt steam cleaning a hardwood
> >> >>>> >>>> floor
> >> >>>> >>>> would
> >> >>>> >>>> do
> >> >>>> >>>> it much good. . .
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> No carpet. Mostly ceramic tiles.
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> Ceramic tiles are nice. Hardwood floors are nicer. More warm
> >> >>>> >> and
> >> >>>> >> homey. Just as easy to keep clean. (vacuum and go over with a
> >> >>>> >> mop/bleach/water). I never have gotten carpet, though. It
> >> >>>> >> seems
> >> >>>> >> to
> >> >>>> >> me
> >> >>>> >> the area in which carpet excels is in providing a home for
> >> >>>> >> filth,
> >> >>>> >> bacteria and vermin.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > carpet makes a home home
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> OMG! Carpet is a filthy pain in the ass. It's nothing but a
> >> >>>> repository
> >> >>>> for filth. It takes all of a week with normal humidity before it
> >> >>>> starts
> >> >>>> to smell bad. So primitive.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Throw rugs, on the other hand, can be laundered and kept clean.
> >> >>>> A
> >> >>>> warm,
> >> >>>> cozy throw rug (natural fur)on a hardwood floor in front of a
> >> >>>> fireplace
> >> >>>> with a sexy, naked woman draped across it is among the more
> >> >>>> inviting
> >> >>>> things in human civilization.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Especially one with a dick... huh, Gweggie?
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> STFU! I suppose you're so enamored of dicks because yours is a
> >> >> micro-penis?
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > ya know neal, i might have eventually found you attractive, you
> >> > know,
> >> > end
> >> > of the world scenario stuff, and such. every other male in the
> >> > world
> >> > might have died off, leaving you the last male alive. i might have
> >> > said,
> >> > hey, better than nothing at all. i get very horny, coulda happened.
> >> >
> >> > but this new inforation about yer obsession with hermaphrodites,
> >> > well,
> >> > *shudder*.
> >> >
> >> > ima lying, anyhoo. every other man on the planet die off, i still
> >> > got
> >> > toys more interesting than you.
> >>
> >>
> >> Lot's of strap-ons of various and sundry colors, no doubt! And you
> >> have
> >> the nerve to make fun of chicks with dicks? How droll!
> >
> > You go, Nellie! Defend those chicks with dicks! It's not gay if they
> > dress up like girls and you don't let them cum in your mouth...
> > really!
>
>
> Really!
>
> The definition of being gay is being the pitcher and having sexual
> intercourse with another man's ass.

And you already said you'd let a "shemale" fuck you in the ass.


> The definition of being gay is
> sucking another guy's dick.

And you already said you'd suck a "shemale's" dick.


> In other words one must be the active or
> giving partner.
>
> If another guy sucks your dick that doesn't mean your gay any more than
> if çu sucks it. If a chick with a dick has sex with your ass that's
> really no different than çu doing it with a strap-on. IOW you can't be
> gay by receiving.

<THUD!>

[Ragnar]

Yeah but sometimes you bring out the worst of yourself in the process.

>
> I'll bet that even doubling the number of potential sexual partners,
> Gweggie STILL ain't gettin' any.
>

You are probably right; unless they can hold their breath for more
than 3 minutes.

Ragnar

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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On Jan 17, 2:29 pm, Checkmate <RickSabi...@gmail.com> wrote:

Fagnar typed:

<snipped some>

> > > Rags, are you getting all of this? Gweggie would let a girly-man
> > > fuck
> > > him up the ass! With a DICK! I don't know how much more of this
> > > shit I
> > > can take...
>
> > This is a surprise to you??? Look Checkers; when you smell like
> > Gweggy
> > and you are as desperate and sad as Gweggy, you take what you can
> > get
> > and be grateful for it.
>
> > Even if it is a she-male ass fucking. ROTFLMAO
>
> > This is just fucking priceless. You could create a sig longer the
> > Great Wall with this subject alone.
>
> > Ragnar
>
> Sooner or later I manage to bring out the "best" in people... and by
> "best," I mean "worst"! LOL!!!
>
Yeah but sometimes you bring out the worst of yourself in the process.
>
> I'll bet that even doubling the number of potential sexual partners,
> Gweggie STILL ain't gettin' any.
>
You are probably right; unless they can hold their breath for more
than 3 minutes.

Ragnar

================[reply]=====================

One thing I must pat myself on the back for is making it possible
for you two off-and-on-again, gay lovers to have another reconciliation.

Bwahahhahahahahhahaha.


--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

Perhaps, but that applies to you as well... along with 90% of all the
other people on Usenet.

> > I'll bet that even doubling the number of potential sexual partners,
> > Gweggie STILL ain't gettin' any.
> >
> You are probably right; unless they can hold their breath for more
> than 3 minutes.
>
> Ragnar

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>

Says the allegedly "straight" guy that says he'd like a shemale to fuck
him up the ass, but that wouldn't make HIM gay because he wouldn't be the
one "doing" the fucking. LOL! Gweggie, when it comes to faggotry, you
have absolutely NO business pointing your stinky-little-finger.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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> First, check out what Ragnar said:

<snippage>

>> > Sooner or later I manage to bring out the "best" in people... and
>> > by
>> > "best," I mean "worst"! LOL!!!
>> >
>> Yeah but sometimes you bring out the worst of yourself in the
>> process.
>
> Perhaps, but that applies to you as well... along with 90% of all the
> other people on Usenet.

Actually it depends upon how much *worst* there is to bring out. It just
so happens that Fagnar has more worst than most. About 450 pounds of it
and that's just his wife. LOL!

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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I'm the heterosexual who views a sexy, attractive tranny as being HOT
before I discover she has a dick. Once I discover the hidden surprise
that most certainly doesn't change the fact that she's still hot (in a
female way).

You, otoh, are obsessed with the dick and the dick only. You cannot even
see the beautiful female form that has the misfortune of being endowed
with a dick. Your being dick-obsessed pretty much fingers you as being
the gay one around here.

--
Sir Gregory

[%]

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

you raise a valid point i've been watching over the last week and ,
he averages a say something sexually deviant every third post or reply ,
last month he said the word , " gay " 802 times

[Checkmate]

"Before" you discover she has a dick? You go to some wacked-out site
called "ladyboys," and then claim you're surprised that they have dicks?
You were obviously seeking out pictures of female-looking gay MEN with
Dicks, because you like females, except for the fact they have vaginas,
which you've stated previously that you don't like. You obviously like
dicks more than you'll ever like pussies. Verdict: GAY!

> You, otoh, are obsessed with the dick and the dick only. You cannot even
> see the beautiful female form that has the misfortune of being endowed
> with a dick. Your being dick-obsessed pretty much fingers you as being
> the gay one around here.

You have a gay, defective mind! With so many hot females out there you
could be looking at, you still seek out pictures of men with dicks, and
try to justify it, claiming that doesn't make you gay. Why are you
looking at fucking freaks instead of real females? The answer is quite
simple... you like that "added part"! You're GAY and in denial!

[Colonel Jake]

On 1/20/2012 9:14 AM, Fred Hall wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 09:04:58 -0800, Checkmate<RickS...@gmail.com>
> wrote in<MPG.29833e942...@news.alt.net>:

> Seconded. It's long been obvious to me that Nellie is a closet
> homosexual

Seconds Recorded and Accepted by Former AUK Office Holder
of the Illucidus Maximus (Dec 07 to May 08), that Nellie being
a 'Gay who is in Denial and a Closet Homosexual' is duly noted.

--
Colonel Jake

Office of Illucidus Maximus, Dec 07 to May 08
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page014/)>

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 09:59:09 -0800, Colonel Jake
<colon...@coloneljake.com> wrote in <jfca1e$r7l$1...@dont-email.me>:

Noted and agreed with.
--
http://blackcopternews.angelfire.com/index.html

http://k00kpedia.Net. (Coming soon!)

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:WtqdnceTkqmxEITS...@giganews.com...

Gay is what gay does -Forrest Gump!

[%]

i knew it was a lot but wow

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

How about a special award for Nellie? Perhaps an Abe Froman, Sausage
King of Chicago award?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HNd3qz68Zw

Anyone...?

Anyone...?

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:MPG.29833e942...@news.alt.net...

There is one very LARGE fly in your ointment, twink! Gay men think the
female body is unattractive - they just aren't turned on looking at even
the sexiest female body. A gay man would NEVER even consider trying to
go though all that trouble to make themselves look like a woman. Gay men
get turned on by looking at other men - gay or otherwise.

>> You, otoh, are obsessed with the dick and the dick only. You cannot
>> even
>> see the beautiful female form that has the misfortune of being
>> endowed
>> with a dick. Your being dick-obsessed pretty much fingers you as
>> being
>> the gay one around here.
>
> You have a gay, defective mind! With so many hot females out there
> you
> could be looking at, you still seek out pictures of men with dicks,
> and
> try to justify it, claiming that doesn't make you gay. Why are you
> looking at fucking freaks instead of real females? The answer is
> quite
> simple... you like that "added part"! You're GAY and in denial!

One never knows these days until one gets the frilly undies off the
woman what kinda equipment she has. If one finds a surprise then that
still doesn't cause the rest of the sexy body to look any different at
all - it's still sexy. But, that's the difference between me, a normal
man, and you, a fagboi. I like the looks of a sexy female body so much
and it turns me on looking at said bodies. If I were gay like you I'd be
looking at males at gay websites.

You lose again, Twinkmate!

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

Well here's the cockroach in YOUR ointment, wEEnie-worshiPPer: You've
stated that you would SUCK A TRANSVESTITE'S DICK as long as S/H/IT didn't
come in your mouth. You've said that that wouldn't make you gay. You've
further stated that you'd let said tranny "massage your prostate," IE:
insert one of its appendages UP YOUR ASS, presumably the dick you love so
much. You've also stated that letting a guy fuck you in the ass doesn't
make YOU gay, because he's the one doing the fucking, ergo HE'S the gay
one. If that isn't the most perfect example of a defective, gay-in-
denial mind, I can't even imagine what would be.

Verdict: Gay in denial!

[%]

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

LOL

[%]

the fact that you're getting this much joy talking about it means you are

[pandora]

IAWTP. It would certainly explain just why he despises anyone who
purports to be female and treats them with disdain and why he thinks
vaginas are ugly.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:yJKdncmbWqgAV4TS...@scnresearch.com...
<snip>

> IAWTP. It would certainly explain just why he despises anyone who
> purports to be female and treats them with disdain and why he thinks
> vaginas are ugly.

Not ALL vaginas are ugly. Some of them where the stuff that's supposed
to be inside doesn't hang outside look pretty sexy. But, a lot of them
have those dangling, misshapen lips that look like cancer or an empty
scrotum or something.

--
Sir Gregory

[%]

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

you mean like meat curtains

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

I'd be highly surprised if Nellie has EVER had sex with a real woman. If
he has, the poor girl's probably still in therapy.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


>

ITYM "beef curtains".

[Colonel Jake]

I would!,
"But then I'd have to apologize to Mr. Abe Froman,
and I'm just all petered out of apologies!!!..."

[pandora]

In other words, you are not turned on by female parts. Got it.

[%]

or perhaps you prefer the ever popular inflamed barking pee flap look

[pandora]

More than likely.

[pandora]

On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:37:25 -0800, NEON China BLUE wrote:

> In article <5b926j....@news.alt.net>,

> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>
>> There is one very LARGE fly in your ointment, twink! Gay men think the
>> female body is unattractive - they just aren't turned on looking at
>> even the sexiest female body. A gay man would NEVER even consider
>> trying to go though all that trouble to make themselves look like a
>> woman. Gay men get turned on by looking at other men - gay or
>> otherwise.
>

> Tell me more from your expertise.

Interesting isn't it? I mean, a supposedly *straight* guy telling
everyone what it is that a *gay* guy is turned on by. Hmmmmmm.......

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:yJKdncubWqgRQYTS...@scnresearch.com...

I didn't say that. It's just that some female parts are a turn-on and
some are not depending upon their appearance. For example, I'm no fan of
large breasts while for many men that's a primary turn-on. I think large
breasts look stupid and gross. Not only do they look awful, they are in
the way and not too good for a woman's back health. On the other hand,
small, firm pert breasts that I can pretty much cover with my hand while
massaging the erect nipple with my palm are a huge turn-on.

If it will make you feel better, I think some vaginas do, indeed, look
very munchable, others make me lose my appetite.

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:yJKdncSbWqgzQITS...@scnresearch.com...

Yet, you're afraid to have a date with me?? Your convictions must not be
set in stone. :-)

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:O9Sdncv_c-FfQYTS...@giganews.com...

See, this proves it. All the derogatory names for a vagina wouldn't
exist if they were so pretty.

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:MPG.29836fd9b...@news.alt.net...

>
> I'd be highly surprised if Nellie has EVER had sex with a real woman.
> If
> he has, the poor girl's probably still in therapy.

Many of them end up having to get one of those apeziatomy thingies! LOL!

--
Sir Gregory

[%]

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:O9Sdncv_c-FfQYTS...@giganews.com...
>> % wrote:
>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>>>> news:yJKdncmbWqgAV4TS...@scnresearch.com...
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>> IAWTP. It would certainly explain just why he despises anyone who
>>>>> purports to be female and treats them with disdain and why he
>>>>> thinks
>>>>> vaginas are ugly.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not ALL vaginas are ugly. Some of them where the stuff that's
>>>> supposed to be inside doesn't hang outside look pretty sexy. But, a
>>>> lot of them have those dangling, misshapen lips that look like
>>>> cancer or an empty scrotum or something.
>>>
>>>
>>> you mean like meat curtains
>>
>>
>> or perhaps you prefer the ever popular inflamed barking pee flap look
>
>
>
> See, this proves it. All the derogatory names for a vagina wouldn't
> exist if they were so pretty.

and what about camel toe

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:nKSdncM63bXmf4TS...@giganews.com...

LOL! That one I've never figured out???

[%]

yes , boobs should definately be equal to body size

[pandora]

So? One can be selective without being rude, nasty, crude and vile.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:yJKdncabWqj7eITS...@scnresearch.com...

What you just said is true. But, of course I don't act that way in real
life . . .

--
Sir Gregory Hall

[%]

try thinking hips to knees

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/jeblataug/Star%20Wars/camel_hoof_6.jpg

[pandora]

Not afraid, just not interested.

Your convictions must not be
> set in stone. :-)

My convictions have been the way they are (in this particular area),
since I was 12. I am interested *only* in men and brainy, witty ones at
that.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:28ednem657NAeoTS...@giganews.com...

Nice camel's foot. But, isn't camel-toe a term used when women get their
panties caught up into the split in their vagina? Sort of like a
'wedgie' but on the front?

--
Sir Gregory

[%]

but its ok when you to it about men

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:yJKdncGbWqjRdYTS...@scnresearch.com...

<snip>

> My convictions have been the way they are (in this particular area),
> since I was 12. I am interested *only* in men and brainy, witty ones
> at
> that.

I'm about as brainy as they come. And, I think I'm pretty witty at
times, if I do say so myself.

--
Sir Gregory

[%]

i guess it doesn't matter really ,
even though none of us get it i wonder why ,
we all seem to know where it is right away

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:FcidnQPreoBydYTS...@giganews.com...

Hmmm, it does indicate a double-standard in there somewhere, doesn't it?

[%]

aaaaahhhh ... yep

[Emmett FELON Gulley]

On Jan 20, 12:04 pm, Checkmate <RickSabi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

> > "Checkmate" <RickSabi...@gmail.com> wrote in message

> >news:MPG.2980aa7b1...@news.alt.net...
> > > Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> > > by
> > > Checkmate!
>
> > > First, check out what   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>

> > >> "Ragnar" <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote in message

> --
> Checkmate
> KotAGoR XXXIV
> Copyright © 2012
> all rights reserved

Not surprising considering he yells from the treetops that he is
heterosexual. Most closet gaybois do. To answer the question, it's
because Greg Hall/Neil Warren likes the cock. "Straight" guys who
like chicks with dicks use his defense as an excuse for liking the
dick, saying it doesn't make them gay. Dude, it's a cock you ar
slobbering on.

[pandora]

Please. Don't play the idiot.

[pandora]

Then why do it here?

[pandora]

You may believe so but *I* shall be the judge of that.

[pandora]

And just when/where have I done anything like that to men?

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:yJKdncKbWqhGbITS...@scnresearch.com...

Uh, because auk is little more than a computerized Star Wars bar. . .
There are places where politeness is called for. Auk isn't one of those
places.

--
Sir Gregory

[pandora]

You make of it what you wish. Got it.

[Ragnar]

On Jan 20, 1:44 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <gregh...@home.fake>
wrote:

> "Checkmate" <RickSabi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>

> news:MPG.29833e942...@news.alt.net...

> There is one very LARGE fly in your ointment, twink! Gay men think the
> female body is unattractive - they just aren't turned on looking at even
> the sexiest female body. A gay man would NEVER even consider trying to
> go though all that trouble to make themselves look like a woman. Gay men
> get turned on by looking at other men - gay or otherwise.
>
>

Thats a load of shit. It's a fact that a lot gay men marry women and
even have sex with them. They even have kids and shit and surprise
they even think women are ATTRACTIVE.

Besides yourself, how many gay men does a smelly circus freak like you
really know? The average gay dude has far to much good taste to be
associated with the likes of a stinky old, crusty fart like you. I'm
pretty sure the only exposure to gay people you've ever had are the
perverse freak show gay people you jerk off to the net. LOL.

Gweggy, you don't know shit about anything.......Oops, correction you
do know a crap load about how to avoid taking a bath.

Ragnar

[Ragnar]

On Jan 20, 4:35 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <gregh...@home.fake>
wrote:
> "pandora" <pand...@peak.org> wrote in message

>
> news:yJKdncubWqgRQYTS...@scnresearch.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:18:04 -0500,   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>

> >> "pandora" <pand...@peak.org> wrote in message

> >>news:yJKdncmbWqgAV4TS...@scnresearch.com... <snip>
>
> >>> IAWTP.  It would certainly explain just why he despises anyone who
> >>> purports to be female and treats them with disdain and why he thinks
> >>> vaginas are ugly.
>
> >> Not ALL vaginas are ugly. Some of them where the stuff that's
> >> supposed
> >> to be inside doesn't hang outside look pretty sexy. But, a lot of
> >> them
> >> have those dangling, misshapen lips that look like cancer or an empty
> >> scrotum or something.
>
> > In other words, you are not turned on by female parts.  Got it.
>
> I didn't say that. It's just that some female parts are a turn-on and
> some are not depending upon their appearance. For example, I'm no fan of
> large breasts while for many men that's a primary turn-on. I think large
> breasts look stupid and gross.

Yeah right, except when they are attached to your cell mate, right
there skunk ape?

Ragnar

[%]

see , now you're an idiot and that's ok to say

[%]

search the archives

[bit r ⦿t]

[massive snipping of just too much quoted shit - there should be some sort
of trough that quoted shit drains off into after the 5th fup.]

ok now

This just in from Ragnar

>On Jan 20, 1:44 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <gregh...@home.fake>
>wrote:
>>

>> There is one very LARGE fly in your ointment, twink! Gay men think the
>> female body is unattractive - they just aren't turned on looking at even
>> the sexiest female body. A gay man would NEVER even consider trying to
>> go though all that trouble to make themselves look like a woman. Gay men
>> get turned on by looking at other men - gay or otherwise.
>>
>>
>Thats a load of shit. It's a fact that a lot gay men marry women and
>even have sex with them. They even have kids and shit and surprise
>they even think women are ATTRACTIVE.
>
>Besides yourself, how many gay men does a smelly circus freak like you
>really know? The average gay dude has far to much good taste to be
>associated with the likes of a stinky old, crusty fart like you. I'm
>pretty sure the only exposure to gay people you've ever had are the
>perverse freak show gay people you jerk off to the net. LOL.
>
>Gweggy, you don't know shit about anything.......Oops, correction you
>do know a crap load about how to avoid taking a bath.
>
>Ragnar

This 'Ragnar' seems pretty adept at slapping our Greggie up-side the head.


--
Voices that define the USENET: In article <jbp0pp$p5a$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
"Respondant" <no...@none.invalid> wrote: So nanny-nanny-foo-foo

[%]

that's because its no chin checkmate

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Well, Gweggie HAS been making it pretty easy, ever since I got him
babbling about his fetish for transvestites. I was going to put together
a bunch of quotes from the Phreakmeister himself, but he's spewed so much
shit about his love for transvestites in the last few days, that it
hardly seems necessary now.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


>

You said a long time ago you'd never go down on a woman. You also said a
few days ago, that you WOULD go down on a transvestite.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


>

But yet, you prefer to hang out there...

[%]

told ya , every third post or reply

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


>
> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

> news:yJKdncSbWqgzQITS...@scnresearch.com...
> > On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:37:25 -0800, NEON China BLUE wrote:
> >
> >> In article <5b926j....@news.alt.net>,

> >> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
> >>
> >>> There is one very LARGE fly in your ointment, twink! Gay men think
> >>> the
> >>> female body is unattractive - they just aren't turned on looking at
> >>> even the sexiest female body. A gay man would NEVER even consider
> >>> trying to go though all that trouble to make themselves look like a
> >>> woman. Gay men get turned on by looking at other men - gay or
> >>> otherwise.
> >>

> >> Tell me more from your expertise.
> >
> > Interesting isn't it? I mean, a supposedly *straight* guy telling
> > everyone what it is that a *gay* guy is turned on by. Hmmmmmm.......
>
>
>
> Yet, you're afraid to have a date with me?? Your convictions must not be
> set in stone. :-)

Who would want to date you? They'd probably end up getting AIDS.

[%]

told ya , every third post or reply he'll say something about gay

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


>

There's often a fine line between genius and insanity. Although I'll
always be your intellectual superior, I'll admit your IQ is fairly high.
That, unfortunately, hasn't seemed to spare you from being a total
nutball.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


>

> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

> news:28ednem657NAeoTS...@giganews.com...

> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> >> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

> >> news:nKSdncM63bXmf4TS...@giganews.com...

> >>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> >>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

> >>>> news:O9Sdncv_c-FfQYTS...@giganews.com...

> >>>>> % wrote:
> >>>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> >>>>>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

> >>>>>>> news:yJKdncmbWqgAV4TS...@scnresearch.com...
> >>>>>>> <snip>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> IAWTP. It would certainly explain just why he despises anyone
> >>>>>>>> who
> >>>>>>>> purports to be female and treats them with disdain and why he
> >>>>>>>> thinks
> >>>>>>>> vaginas are ugly.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Not ALL vaginas are ugly. Some of them where the stuff that's
> >>>>>>> supposed to be inside doesn't hang outside look pretty sexy.
> >>>>>>> But,
> >>>>>>> a
> >>>>>>> lot of them have those dangling, misshapen lips that look like
> >>>>>>> cancer or an empty scrotum or something.
> >>>>>>

> >>>>>> you mean like meat curtains
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> or perhaps you prefer the ever popular inflamed barking pee flap
> >>>>> look
> >>>>
> >>>> See, this proves it. All the derogatory names for a vagina wouldn't
> >>>> exist if they were so pretty.
> >>>

> >>> and what about camel toe
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> LOL! That one I've never figured out???
> >
> >
> >
> > try thinking hips to knees
> >
> > http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/jeblataug/Star%20Wars/camel_hoof_6.jpg
> >
> >
>
>
> Nice camel's foot. But, isn't camel-toe a term used when women get their
> panties caught up into the split in their vagina? Sort of like a
> 'wedgie' but on the front?

Yes Greg, it is. I'm glad you know SOMETHING about vaginas.

[%]

he's not right but how would you know ,
in fact a camel toe looks just like a chinless face

[The Demon of Mockery]

Hail Eris! On Jan 20, 2:23 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote:
> "pandora" wrote...

>
> <snip>
>
> > My convictions have been the way they are (in this particular area),
> > since I was 12.  I am interested *only* in men and brainy, witty ones
> > at
> > that.
>
> I'm about as brainy as they come. And, I think I'm pretty witty at
> times, if I do say so myself.

Well, you would, ahem, "think" so.

Snarky

[The Demon of Mockery]

Hail Eris! On Jan 20, 2:06 pm, pandora wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:35:32 -0500,   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> > "pandora" wrote...

> >> On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:18:04 -0500,   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> >>> "pandora" wrote... <snip>
>

> >>>> IAWTP.  It would certainly explain just why he despises anyone who
> >>>> purports to be female and treats them with disdain and why he thinks
> >>>> vaginas are ugly.
>
> >>> Not ALL vaginas are ugly. Some of them where the stuff that's supposed
> >>> to be inside doesn't hang outside look pretty sexy. But, a lot of them
> >>> have those dangling, misshapen lips that look like cancer or an empty
> >>> scrotum or something.
>

> >> In other words, you are not turned on by female parts.  Got it.
>
> > I didn't say that. It's just that some female parts are a turn-on and
> > some are not depending upon their appearance. For example, I'm no fan of
> > large breasts while for many men that's a primary turn-on. I think large
> > breasts look stupid and gross. Not only do they look awful, they are in
> > the way and not too good for a woman's back health. On the other hand,
> > small, firm pert breasts that I can pretty much cover with my hand while
> > massaging the erect nipple with my palm are a huge turn-on.
>
> > If it will make you feel better, I think some vaginas do, indeed, look
> > very munchable, others make me lose my appetite.
>
> So?  One can be selective without being rude, nasty, crude and vile.

Heh. Support Group Troller speaks of "rude, nasty, crude and vile." As
if you'd know about them, Squiggle.

Snarky

[The Demon of Mockery]

> What you just said is true. But, of course I don't act that way in real
> life . . .

Clue: It's all "real." You just hide your true face, offline.

Snarky

[bit r ⦿t]

This just in from Checkmate

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate!
>

Squeaky Hall's fascination with TV cock isn't really any surprise. That he
argues he has no homo-interest is a surprise. He does a 180 (I think) and
goes full-on gay basher but at the same time, broadcasts his interest in
being rump-rode or "oralled" by a TV isn't what he'd call a homosexual act
- well that's just mind boggling.

[Rusty Tavek]

On 2/2/12 11:24 PM, in article jgfnh4$5gn$1...@dont-email.me, "bit r ⦿t"

<auto-ge...@privacy.invalid> wrote:


>> Well, Gweggie HAS been making it pretty easy, ever since I got him
>> babbling about his fetish for transvestites. I was going to put together
>> a bunch of quotes from the Phreakmeister himself, but he's spewed so much
>> shit about his love for transvestites in the last few days, that it
>> hardly seems necessary now.
>
>
>
> Squeaky Hall's fascination with TV cock isn't really any surprise. That he
> argues he has no homo-interest is a surprise. He does a 180 (I think) and
> goes full-on gay basher but at the same time, broadcasts his interest in
> being rump-rode or "oralled" by a TV isn't what he'd call a homosexual act
> - well that's just mind boggling.

Being a diminutive gay Jew who wears a turban, the Grand Wizard must comment
on the rampant half-witted homophobia which passes for "flaming" among the
knuckle-dragging nincompoops who infest this newsgroup. I believe that there
is nothing shameful about being gay: in fact, the last three hundred and
fifty men I slept with were homosexual. (Although I must admit I have some
doubts about the cute Puerto Rican I met on rentboy.com).

If you find homosexuality distasteful, I have a novel suggestion: don't have
sex with gay men. And stop dedicating so much posting time to the subject.
The Grand Wizard has no interest in the fairer sex, but do I spend a lot of
time talking about dried up dangling labia, tuna-smelling vaginas, or
sagging stretch-marked breasts? No I do not, my friends, no I do not. At
least not since I killfiled Rhonda and Pandora anyway.

Many of Emmett's fans seem to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking
about his sex life. If you're interested in dressing the Pissbum Powerhouse
up in a frilly pink tutu and stretching his sphincter, do what Greg Hall did
and make your financial arrangements with his manager. We take Paypal,
AlertPay, Western Union, Bitcoin and, of course, cash. (Unfortunately we no
longer take cigarettes, although that may change if Emmett goes back to the
Big House).

And if you're just bicurious and acting like an 8-year old pulling pigtails
as an expression of interest, why die wondering? The Grand Wizard supports
all acts of love and pleasure between consenting adults - especially when
sweaty, well-hung juiceheads are involved. Except, of course, for the
MMFC's Mr. Hankey fetish. That's just wrong, dude.

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.

--
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy

RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth

[bit r ⦿t]

This just in from Rusty Tavek

>
>
>
>On 2/2/12 11:24 PM, in article jgfnh4$5gn$1...@dont-email.me, "bit r ⦿t"
><auto-ge...@privacy.invalid> wrote:
>
>
>>> Well, Gweggie HAS been making it pretty easy, ever since I got him
>>> babbling about his fetish for transvestites. I was going to put together
>>> a bunch of quotes from the Phreakmeister himself, but he's spewed so much
>>> shit about his love for transvestites in the last few days, that it
>>> hardly seems necessary now.
>>
>>
>>
>> Squeaky Hall's fascination with TV cock isn't really any surprise. That he
>> argues he has no homo-interest is a surprise. He does a 180 (I think) and
>> goes full-on gay basher but at the same time, broadcasts his interest in
>> being rump-rode or "oralled" by a TV isn't what he'd call a homosexual act
>> - well that's just mind boggling.
>
>Being a diminutive gay Jew who wears a turban, the Grand Wizard must comment
>on the rampant half-witted homophobia which passes for "flaming" among the
>knuckle-dragging nincompoops who infest this newsgroup. I believe that there
>is nothing shameful about being gay: in fact, the last three hundred and
>fifty men I slept with were homosexual. (Although I must admit I have some
>doubts about the cute Puerto Rican I met on rentboy.com).
>
>If you find homosexuality distasteful, I have a novel suggestion: don't have
>sex with gay men. And stop dedicating so much posting time to the subject.
>The Grand Wizard has no interest in the fairer sex, but do I spend a lot of
>time talking about dried up dangling labia, tuna-smelling vaginas, or
>sagging stretch-marked breasts? No I do not, my friends, no I do not. At
>least not since I killfiled Rhonda and Pandora anyway.

Yea our AUK chicks sure are hot.

>Many of Emmett's fans seem to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking
>about his sex life. If you're interested in dressing the Pissbum Powerhouse
>up in a frilly pink tutu and stretching his sphincter, do what Greg Hall did
>and make your financial arrangements with his manager. We take Paypal,
>AlertPay, Western Union, Bitcoin and, of course, cash. (Unfortunately we no
>longer take cigarettes, although that may change if Emmett goes back to the
>Big House).

That Pissbum convict you currently 'rep' is one big enigma nigga.
He had no price to leave the Usenet on my generous offer, none of the
ultra-secksie AUK GoGo chixks have been able to [nekkid] lure him away from
his mission to have AUK destrooyed and everything Fred Hall has ever done on
Usenet erased. He WILL take money from Greg Hall though, and he WILL
re-write the rules on foodbank haute cusine. Rumours that Emmett Jr. has
engaged the Casey Anthony Facebookers in battle promise ongoing SMACKDOWN,
the likes of which FB users have never seen.

>And if you're just bicurious and acting like an 8-year old pulling pigtails
>as an expression of interest, why die wondering? The Grand Wizard supports
>all acts of love and pleasure between consenting adults - especially when
>sweaty, well-hung juiceheads are involved. Except, of course, for the
>MMFC's Mr. Hankey fetish. That's just wrong, dude.

Yea yea yea
There is no excuse for smelling like Mr. Hankey
or having any in your pants

>Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
>Manager:
>Archimedes Plutonium
>Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
>Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
>Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
>Lamey the Cable Guy
>
>RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth

Summary:
1. I see I needa develop some ownerships.
2. Kooks are a twisted lot