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Max Factors

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Dec 31, 2009, 4:12:54 AM12/31/09
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The elephants can't get up by themselves. Their caregiver
families keep feeding them just to shut them up. The greasy
blobs are just helpless piles of fat that can't move. What do
they do? Just lay there and shit themselves? Who cleans the
damned mess up?

Lady Veteran

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Dec 31, 2009, 1:39:38 PM12/31/09
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mail...@reece.net.au

It sounds like this idiot didn't get what he wanted for Christmas so
now he is looking for a job.

LV

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Baconator

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Jan 2, 2010, 2:44:59 PM1/2/10
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On 31 Dec 2009, "Max Factors" <st...@lots.uk> posted some
news:V6QJMJ0E4017...@reece.net.au:

Please contact Bobbie Sanchez for cleanup on aisle #2.

Lady Veteran

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:31:50 PM1/2/10
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ab...@aioe.org

How many butts did you have to kiss before you were allowed to post
that little bit of bat guano?

Do they let you cross the street by yourself?

Ragnar

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Jan 4, 2010, 2:15:28 PM1/4/10
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Another fecal freak asking questions about the obese and their shit.
What is it with you shit lovers and fat people?

Ragnar

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Ragnar

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Jan 4, 2010, 4:08:39 PM1/4/10
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On Jan 4, 3:37 pm, C.J. <C...@none.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> OK, Ragnut.  How about telling us what it is like being married to one
> of these hippos.
>
> C.J.

Can't help you there C. Gay. You will have to seek satisfaction for
your fecal fascination elsewhere.

Ragnar

Ragnar

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Jan 4, 2010, 4:20:59 PM1/4/10
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On Jan 4, 3:37 pm, C.J. <C...@none.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
>
> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> OK, Ragnut.  How about telling us what it is like being married to one
> of these hippos.
>
> C.J.

Oh, BTW, why don’t you tell us what it’s like being a lonely fecal-
phile shut-in? It’s it the smell you are attracted to or is it the
texture and the way it feels smeared all over your face? You clowns
make such a big deal about this subject so often that there must be
some compelling reasons for your depravity? Please don’t be shy and
fill us in.

Ragnar

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Rev. Richard Skull

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Jan 4, 2010, 6:00:19 PM1/4/10
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On Dec 31 2009, 4:12 am, "Max Factors" <st...@lots.uk> wrote:

Your Mom

Lady Veteran

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Jan 4, 2010, 6:14:17 PM1/4/10
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On Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:37:58 -0800, C.J. <C.J.@none.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), Ragnar

>OK, Ragnut. How about telling us what it is like being married to one
>of these hippos.
>
>C.J.

Why don't you tell us all what it is like to be a parasite searching
got a host.

Parasite Headhunter

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Jan 5, 2010, 2:44:49 AM1/5/10
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In article <fht4k5t9rfhb2bvp8...@4ax.com>

Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:37:58 -0800, C.J. <C.J.@none.com> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> ><rapier...@live.com> wrote:
> >
> >>On Dec 31 2009, 4:12�am, "Max Factors" <st...@lots.uk> wrote:
> >>> The elephants can't get up by themselves. �Their caregiver
> >>> families keep feeding them just to shut them up. �The greasy
> >>> blobs are just helpless piles of fat that can't move. �What do
> >>> they do? �Just lay there and shit themselves? �Who cleans the
> >>> damned mess up?
> >>
> >>Another fecal freak asking questions about the obese and their shit.
> >>What is it with you shit lovers and fat people?
> >>
> >>Ragnar
> >
> >OK, Ragnut. How about telling us what it is like being married to one
> >of these hippos.
> >
> >C.J.
>
> Why don't you tell us all what it is like to be a parasite searching
> got a host.
>
> LV

Are you volunteering?

Ragnar

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Jan 5, 2010, 9:11:55 AM1/5/10
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On Jan 4, 4:44 pm, C.J. <C...@none.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 13:20:59 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> Quite a expressive retort there, Ragtard.
>
> Really touched a nerve there, didn't it?
>
> C.J.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Nerve??? No LOL. This place is so dead I’m just looking for one of you
freaks to volunteer something other than your usual boring stuff. I
mean if you are going to hang here and make a pest of yourself you
could at least be make it somewhat entertaining.

Ragnar

Ragnar

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Jan 5, 2010, 9:16:31 AM1/5/10
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On Jan 5, 2:44 am, "Parasite Headhunter"
<dont.bot...@blubber.guts.com> wrote:
> In article <fht4k5t9rfhb2bvp8j2t7urhhicom3i...@4ax.com>
>
>
>
>
>
> Lady Veteran <army...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

>
> > On Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:37:58 -0800, C.J. <C...@none.com> wrote:
>
> > >On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> > ><rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
>
> > >>On Dec 31 2009, 4:12 am, "Max Factors" <st...@lots.uk> wrote:
> > >>> The elephants can't get up by themselves.  Their caregiver
> > >>> families keep feeding them just to shut them up.  The greasy
> > >>> blobs are just helpless piles of fat that can't move.  What do
> > >>> they do?  Just lay there and shit themselves?  Who cleans the
> > >>> damned mess up?
>
> > >>Another fecal freak asking questions about the obese and their shit.
> > >>What is it with you shit lovers and fat people?
>
> > >>Ragnar
>
> > >OK, Ragnut.  How about telling us what it is like being married to one
> > >of these hippos.
>
> > >C.J.
>
> > Why don't you tell us all what it is like to be a parasite searching
> > got a host.
>
> > LV
>
> Are you volunteering?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Most rational people would see LV as the host and you and your ilk as
the parasites. It’s like watching a wild dog afflicted with a shitload
of fleas and ticks, LMAO.

Ragnar

Lady Veteran

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Jan 5, 2010, 12:29:31 PM1/5/10
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On 5 Jan 2010 07:44:49 -0000, "Parasite Headhunter"
<dont....@blubber.guts.com> wrote:

ab...@reece.net.au

You idiots really need new writers. I will type slowly in case you
didn't understand. Why don't you tell us what it is like to be a
parasite searching for a host?

Your parents really wasted their money on your education.

Wildhare

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Jan 6, 2010, 7:59:30 AM1/6/10
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> Ragnar- Hide quoted text -

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> - Show quoted text -

Come on Raggs, we all know your wife is about 600lbs. Just tell us
about it so we can help you and her.

W.

Ragnar

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Jan 6, 2010, 9:30:37 AM1/6/10
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> W.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Ah so “help” now comes in the form of cheap fat jokes and school yard
ridicule. How interesting.

Save it for your troll buds.

Ragnar

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Lady Veteran

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Jan 6, 2010, 9:06:29 PM1/6/10
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On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:26:08 -0800, Nelson <nel...@comments.net>
wrote:

>Quite obviously this Ragnar can only be LV's ass wiping dwarf.
>He says "Its like watching a wild dog afflicted with a shitload of
>fleas and ticks"
>How else could be have inside information.
>
>However, he may well be correct in seeing a similarity between LV a
>wild dog.
>
>Nelson

ab...@x-privat.org

Unlike Ragnar, who stands behind his opinion as obtuse as it is, you
seem to snipe and run with the illusion that you have actually made a
difference in someone's opinion.

You really haven't. In fact it seems that you may want to get a life,
because you sure don't have one now, coward.

You really need to get a life of your own instead of being a wishy,
washy weenie who follows the crowd. Granted, it is a stretch for your
small brain, but had faith.

Ragnar

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Jan 7, 2010, 12:09:16 PM1/7/10
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On Jan 6, 4:59 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 13:20:59 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> This is some rather inelegant language coming from someone that
> occupies the station in life where the writer alleges to be.
>
> Wouldn't the gentlemen at the Maestro Club see this as uncouth?
>
> Psychic Susan- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Oh, sorry for the harsh language. I guess I now need to treat the
deviants in this group with kid gloves so I don’t hurt anyone’s fine
sensibilities, lol.

Ragnar

Ragnar

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Jan 7, 2010, 12:12:01 PM1/7/10
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On Jan 6, 7:26 pm, Nelson <nel...@comments.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 06:16:31 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> Quite obviously this Ragnar can only be LV's ass wiping dwarf.
> He says "Its like watching a wild dog afflicted with a shitload of
> fleas and ticks"  
> How else could be have inside information.  

> - Show quoted text -

That’s not inside info, dumbass. It’s hanging right out in the
open,lol.

Sorry, you fail, but it’s to be expected.

Ragnar

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Ragnar

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:24:23 AM1/8/10
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On Jan 7, 3:51 pm, Justin <justin...@nospam.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 09:09:16 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
> The reference that Psychic Susan made to Ragnar pertaining to the
> Maestro Club must have had some hidden significance to Ragnar.
>
> Coincidentally, Ragnar totally omitted any mention of the Maestro
> Club.
> That little fact intrigues the inquiring mind, doesn't it?
>
> Can the Maestro Club be an organization of AW dwarfs?  
> What can it be about the Maestro Club that Psychic Susan knows?
>
> Justin- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

LMAO, Thanks for informing us on what the Maestro club is. I’m sure
most people, myself included, had no idea. But next time just ask
yourself if anyone really cares. In reality your poorly played out
smear attempt just looks like a cheap promo for one of your personal
hobbies.

Ragnar

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Ragnar

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Jan 11, 2010, 9:08:15 AM1/11/10
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On Jan 8, 6:41 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> >LMAO, Thanks for informing us on what the Maestro club is. I m sure
> >most people, myself included, had no idea. But next time just ask
> >yourself if anyone really cares. In reality your poorly played out
> >smear attempt just looks like a cheap promo for one of your personal
> >hobbies.
>
> >Ragnar
>
> Rest assured that Ragnar is quite familiar with the establishments
> along W Main St.
>
W. Main St. where?

> Psychic Susan
>
Psychic Susan or psychotic?????

Ragnar

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Ragnar

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Jan 11, 2010, 12:28:41 PM1/11/10
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On Jan 11, 11:56 am, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 06:08:15 -0800 (PST), Ragnar

>
> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 8, 6:41 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> >> >LMAO, Thanks for informing us on what the Maestro club is. I m sure
> >> >most people, myself included, had no idea. But next time just ask
> >> >yourself if anyone really cares. In reality your poorly played out
> >> >smear attempt just looks like a cheap promo for one of your personal
> >> >hobbies.
>
> >> >Ragnar
>
> >> Rest assured that Ragnar is quite familiar with the establishments
> >> along W Main St.
>
> >W. Main St. where?
>
> Sommerville.
>
> Psychic Susan

Yeah, there are some quite good restaurants there.

Stalk much? It seems I might be right about the psychotic part.

Ragnar

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Ragnar

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Jan 11, 2010, 1:12:05 PM1/11/10
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On Jan 11, 12:54 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:28:41 -0800 (PST), Ragnar

>
>
>
>
>
> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 11, 11:56 am, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 06:08:15 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
>
> >> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> >> >On Jan 8, 6:41 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> >> >> >LMAO, Thanks for informing us on what the Maestro club is. I m sure
> >> >> >most people, myself included, had no idea. But next time just ask
> >> >> >yourself if anyone really cares. In reality your poorly played out
> >> >> >smear attempt just looks like a cheap promo for one of your personal
> >> >> >hobbies.
>
> >> >> >Ragnar
>
> >> >> Rest assured that Ragnar is quite familiar with the establishments
> >> >> along W Main St.
>
> >> >W. Main St. where?
>
> >> Sommerville.
>
> >> Psychic Susan
>
> >Yeah, there are some quite good restaurants there.
>
> >Stalk much? It seems I might be right about the psychotic part.
>
> >Ragnar
>
> 217 W Main is NOT a restaurant.

>
> Psychic Susan- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

What is it? I'm not familiar with it?

Ragnar

Ragnar

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Jan 11, 2010, 1:15:01 PM1/11/10
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On Jan 11, 12:54 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:28:41 -0800 (PST), Ragnar

>
>
>
>
>
> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 11, 11:56 am, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 06:08:15 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
>
> >> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> >> >On Jan 8, 6:41 pm, Psychic Susan <p...@augar.net> wrote:
> >> >> >LMAO, Thanks for informing us on what the Maestro club is. I m sure
> >> >> >most people, myself included, had no idea. But next time just ask
> >> >> >yourself if anyone really cares. In reality your poorly played out
> >> >> >smear attempt just looks like a cheap promo for one of your personal
> >> >> >hobbies.
>
> >> >> >Ragnar
>
> >> >> Rest assured that Ragnar is quite familiar with the establishments
> >> >> along W Main St.
>
> >> >W. Main St. where?
>
> >> Sommerville.
>
> >> Psychic Susan
>
> >Yeah, there are some quite good restaurants there.
>
> >Stalk much? It seems I might be right about the psychotic part.
>
> >Ragnar
>
> 217 W Main is NOT a restaurant.
>
> Psychic Susan- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Oh crap, that's the fencing salle!

Ragnar

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