I Let A Fat Woman Molest Me Today
Craig
Really fat. The size of 2-3 normal sized people.
She sat in a chair and I stood in front of her stark naked and let her
go to town for a full two minutes (at least).
The worst part? I liked it. She had nice soft hands and nimble, if
chubby, fingers.
/dead inside
AZ Nomad
>/dead inside
the bigger the cushion
the better the pushin
The Master
> She sat in a chair and I stood in front of her stark naked and let her
> go to town for a full two minutes (at least).
Only took ya 2 minutes? Not something to brag about there...
Craig
> over with her as quickly as possible. Using the word "Quickie" very
> literally.
>
> Wham Bang, thank you ma'am. Like the TV commercial Quick Relief!.
>
> Joe
I'm trying to decide whether or not this is more terrible than the time
I showered with my sister.
Craig
> humongously FAT.
>
> Joe
Nope.
Nervous Nick
I have showered, on separate occasions, with both you and your sister,
and I must say that you are decidedly less enthusiastic about shared
showers than your sister.
But your momma is the best.
--
YOP...
Nancy's Tuna Sauce
I suggest psychological counseling and a dozen followup visits
with normal sized sex therapists. Obama will pay for it.
Ragnar
wrote:
> > She sat in a chair and I stood in front of her stark naked and let her
> > go to town for a full two minutes (at least).
>
> Only took ya 2 minutes? Not something to brag about there...
I agree the OP seems to be quite the disappointment, especially since
he admits to liking the experience. The only way it could have been
more pathetic is if he popped off before his pants were down.
Ragnar
Ragnar
> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 20:22:41 +0000, The Master
>
> <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
>
> over with her as quickly as possible. Using the word "Quickie" very
> literally.
>
> Wham Bang, thank you ma'am. Like the TV commercial Quick Relief!.
>
> Joe
Using that kind of logic it would make more sense if he just kept it
in his pants. If someone finds another person that unattractive and
they still can’t control themselves, then they have some serious
sexual addiction problems. But then again we ARE talking about SSFA
trolls where mental illness does go hand in hand, lol.
Ragnar
Ragnar
If you were old enough to be troubled and embarrassed by showering
with your sister then you better have a good excuse for it. Hopefully
you were on fire or something like that?
Ragnar
The Master
>> I'm trying to decide whether or not this is more terrible than the time
>> I showered with my sister.
>
> If you were old enough to be troubled and embarrassed by showering
> with your sister then you better have a good excuse for it. Hopefully
> you were on fire or something like that?
What if he was old enough to really really like it because his sister was
hot? Since he wouldn't have been troubled or embarrassed by it at the
time, would it have been ok?
Craig
> On Nov 5, 6:39 pm, Craig <cr...@nospamforme.invalid> wrote:
>> Joe wrote:
>>> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 20:22:41 +0000, The Master
>>> <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
>>>>> She sat in a chair and I stood in front of her stark naked and let her
>>>>> go to town for a full two minutes (at least).
>>>> Only took ya 2 minutes? Not something to brag about there...
>>> Likely he entered into this situation with the mind set of getting it
>>> over with her as quickly as possible. Using the word "Quickie" very
>>> literally.
>>> Wham Bang, thank you ma'am. Like the TV commercial Quick Relief!.
>>> Joe
>> I'm trying to decide whether or not this is more terrible than the time
>> I showered with my sister.
>
> If you were old enough
She was 20, I was 22. Is that old enough?
> to be troubled and embarrassed by showering
> with your sister
I did feel bad. But only because I was sad that she wasn't unrelated,
so I could totally ride her fine ass.
> then you better have a good excuse for it.
Excuse? It was just a shower. Who needs an excuse for getting clean?
> Hopefully
> you were on fire or something like that?
I guess "on fire" is one way to put it. LOL
So are you saying that getting felt up by a morbidly obese woman is not
as terrible, just as terrible or more terrible than me showering with my
sister?
The Master
>>> I'm trying to decide whether or not this is more terrible than the time
>>> I showered with my sister.
>>
>> If you were old enough
>
> She was 20, I was 22. Is that old enough?
I fucking LOVE the Jerry Springer show...
JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!
Craig
No, that would be the kid I knew in high school. His older brother,
actually. This guy fucked farm animals. I am totally serious. One day
their dad saw a shed door slightly open so he went out to close it, and
he heard some scuffling around inside. So he opened the door and
flipped on a light, and there was this guy standing with his pants down
to his knees behind a goat. Later his dad told his mom and soon after
that the whole family knew, and the next school day EVERYONE knew. Goat
Boy as we called him later got some 15 year old girl pregnant and they
kept it a secret but got married as soon as she turned 16 just a few
months later. But when she grunted out the child a mere 5 months after
the wedding, everyone who could do basic math (probably half the
population in that shitty little farming town) knew what they had done.
Nobody said anything though. I guess they figured it was a good sign
that he had upgraded from goats to humans and didn't want to do anything
to ruin his progress. Strange as this whole tale is, the oddest part
IMO is that Goat Boy and his underage wife are still married some 20+
years later and have 3 or 4 kids. It's one fucked up family, though, I
tell you what.
The Master
> Goat Boy as we called
> him later got some 15 year old girl pregnant and they kept it a secret but
> got married as soon as she turned 16 just a few months later.
Hey hon, let's roll play! - GB
Ok - Wife
Here, but this on - GB
A goat outfit? - Wife
Yeah! Don't forget to bhaaa - GB
The only real way that can be a Springer moment though, is if they bring
out the goat, and the guy confesses his love to Betsy, and his wife and
the goat get into a fight.
Lady Veteran
wrote:
Gosh-you actually knew Jim Dutton?
I didn't know he got that far in school.
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The Master
<<snip story about goat fucker>>
>
> Gosh-you actually knew Jim Dutton?
>
> I didn't know he got that far in school.
Wow... LV accusing Jim Dutton of sex with farm animals, an accusation
that she herself goes ape shit when it is aimed at her... Wow...
You know what, this group isn't worth it any more. This is my last post
in what has become a shit hole. Laters...
Lady Veteran
<hot...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>In article <ieb9f51vkm656prvq...@4ax.com>
>Perhaps if you had continued your education instead of pursuing
>physical lusts, you might have caught up with him. I have my
>doubts though.
Our educational system goes beyond kindergarten you know. Your mom
should have kept you in school, Aussie.
Ragnar
> Ragnar wrote:
> > On Nov 5, 6:39 pm, Craig <cr...@nospamforme.invalid> wrote:
> >> Joe wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 20:22:41 +0000, The Master
> >>> <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
> >>>>> She sat in a chair and I stood in front of her stark naked and let her
> >>>>> go to town for a full two minutes (at least).
> >>>> Only took ya 2 minutes? Not something to brag about there...
> >>> Likely he entered into this situation with the mind set of getting it
> >>> over with her as quickly as possible. Using the word "Quickie" very
> >>> literally.
> >>> Wham Bang, thank you ma'am. Like the TV commercial Quick Relief!.
> >>> Joe
> >> I'm trying to decide whether or not this is more terrible than the time
> >> I showered with my sister.
>
> > If you were old enough
>
> She was 20, I was 22. Is that old enough?
>
>
> > to be troubled and embarrassed by showering
> > with your sister
>
> I did feel bad. But only because I was sad that she wasn't unrelated,
> so I could totally ride her fine ass.
>
wonder if it is a genetic abnormality that makes to double wide
dwellers so rabid for related pussy. Maybe the drive to fuck your
relatives and to live in squallier has some correlation. I wonder if a
grant is available to study this shit.
>
> then you better have a good excuse for it.
>
> Excuse? It was just a shower. Who needs an excuse for getting clean?
>
make me explain the difference.
>
> > Hopefully
> > you were on fire or something like that?
>
> I guess "on fire" is one way to put it. LOL
>
gets scarier by the day.
>
> So are you saying that getting felt up by a morbidly obese woman is not
> as terrible, just as terrible or more terrible than me showering with my
> sister?
>
with a rubber mallet and be done with it. Breeding is something you
should not do.
Ragnar
Ragnar
wrote:
Did you just catch on to that? LOL. Funny, you never struck me a slow
learner before.
Ragnar
Ragnar
> On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 07:02:42 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
>
> Since ugly morbidly obese women are far more likely to produce ugly
> morbidly obese offspring shouldn't a man smash his balls with a
> mallet before having sex with such a woman.
> A case can be made that such women should not breed.
>
> Observer
>
Only if there is a good chance that the obese offspring will turn out
to be mentally deficient, immoral, relative fucker.
Besides, as per the OP the sexual act being discussed is a blowjob.
When last checked, producing an offspring of any size or weight from
such an act was a biological impossibility.
Thanks for playing but next time do try and keep up.
Ragnar
Ragnar
> On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 08:24:51 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
>
>
>
>
>
> <rapierfen...@live.com> wrote:
> >On Nov 9, 10:50 am, Observer <obser...@nospam.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> I did feel bad. But only because I was sad that she wasn't unrelated,
> >> >> so I could totally ride her fine ass.
>
> >> > Okay Cletus it ain’t right to think about fucking your sister. I
> >> >wonder if it is a genetic abnormality that makes to double wide
> >> >dwellers so rabid for related pussy. Maybe the drive to fuck your
> >> >relatives and to live in squallier has some correlation. I wonder if a
> >> >grant is available to study this shit.
>
>
> >> Following the logic that you have outlined a question that arises is--
>
> >> Since ugly morbidly obese women are far more likely to produce ugly
> >> morbidly obese offspring shouldn't a man smash his balls with a
> >> mallet before having sex with such a woman.
> >> A case can be made that such women should not breed.
>
> >> Observer
>
> >Only if there is a good chance that the obese offspring will turn out
> >to be mentally deficient, immoral, relative fucker.
>
> >Besides, as per the OP the sexual act being discussed is a blowjob.
> >When last checked, producing an offspring of any size or weight from
> >such an act was a biological impossibility.
>
> >Thanks for playing but next time do try and keep up.
>
> >Ragnar
>
>
> >> I did feel bad. But only because I was sad that she wasn't unrelated,
> >> so I could totally ride her fine ass.
>
> > Okay Cletus it ain’t right to think about fucking your sister. I
> >wonder if it is a genetic abnormality that makes to double wide
> >dwellers so rabid for related pussy. Maybe the drive to fuck your
> >relatives and to live in squallier has some correlation. I wonder if a
> >grant is available to study this shit.
>
> to a blow job.
>
> So, Waldo, you would be well advised to try reading more carefully
> before getting more egg on your face.
>
> Observer- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Yawn…..You are quite right Captain Obvious but obviously you are
confusing my response to the OPs desire for sexual relations with his
sister and the OP’s original post regarding oral sex with a fat woman.
No problem, I wouldn’t expect your brain to be able to shift gears and
separate the two issues that quickly.
If you read carefully and comprehend, then you will see that the
rubber mallet issue was in response to the OP’s question of which is
worse; showering with his sister or oral sexual contact with a fat
woman. You brought the procreation thing into the mix in an attempt
to inflame the subject beyond its already ridiculous context and doing
so missed the point in the first place. Continuing to show that you
cannot follow along logically only digs you deeper into the pit of
stupidity.
Hopefully you are aware of the old saying about being thought a fool
and then opening your mouth?
Ragnar
Lady Veteran
wrote:
>On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 07:02:42 -0800 (PST), Ragnar
><rapier...@live.com> wrote:
>
>>On Nov 6, 1:59�pm, Craig <cr...@nospamforme.invalid> wrote:
>>> Ragnar wrote:
>>> > On Nov 5, 6:39 pm, Craig <cr...@nospamforme.invalid> wrote:
>>> >> Joe wrote:
>>> >>> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 20:22:41 +0000, The Master
>>> >>> <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
>> Old enough to know better, obviously.
>>>
>> Okay Cletus it ain�t right to think about fucking your sister. I
>>wonder if it is a genetic abnormality that makes to double wide
>>dwellers so rabid for related pussy. Maybe the drive to fuck your
>>relatives and to live in squallier has some correlation. I wonder if a
>>grant is available to study this shit.
>>>
>>Getting clean is one thing, ogling your naked sister is another. Don't
>>make me explain the difference.
>>>
>>>
>> You can�t make this shit up. The cross section of average America
>>gets scarier by the day.
>>If you have to ask a question like that, then just smash you balls
>>with a rubber mallet and be done with it. Breeding is something you
>>should not do.
>>
>>Ragnar
>
>Following the logic that you have outlined a question that arises is--
>
>Since ugly morbidly obese women are far more likely to produce ugly
>morbidly obese offspring shouldn't a man smash his balls with a
>mallet before having sex with such a woman.
I think someone smashed your head. How else would you think that ugly
kids are the WOMAN's fault.
You should not breed for sure. We have enough sociopaths in this
world.
>A case can be made that such women should not breed.
See above, psychobabble.
Come into the light and stand up for what you believe or hide like the
sniveling coward you are.
>
>Observer
Oh yeah?
Funny you should call yourself that, considering that you have tunnel
vision.
Eric Stone
(Ugly woman screws ugly man)pregnancy=ugly brat
> You should not breed for sure. We have enough sociopaths in this
> world.
Sociopaths are made not born.
> >A case can be made that such women should not breed.
>
> See above, psychobabble.
>
> Come into the light and stand up for what you believe or hide like the
> sniveling coward you are.
>
> >
> >Observer
>
> Oh yeah?
>
> Funny you should call yourself that, considering that you have tunnel
> vision.
>
> LV
Can you see your toes if you lean foward and don't fall over
first?
Lady Veteran
wrote:
Maybe, but genetics say that we look like our seventh generation
ancestor so how do you explain that?
>
>> You should not breed for sure. We have enough sociopaths in this
>> world.
>
>Sociopaths are made not born.
Not in all cases. Damage to the frontal lobe of the brain can cause
sociopathic behavior without psychotic features.
>
>>
>> See above, psychobabble.
>>
>> Come into the light and stand up for what you believe or hide like the
>> sniveling coward you are.
>>
>> >
>> >Observer
>>
>> Oh yeah?
>>
>> Funny you should call yourself that, considering that you have tunnel
>> vision.
>>
>> LV
>
>Can you see your toes if you lean foward and don't fall over
>first?
I can see my toes without leaning over, thanks. Can you see your penis
without a magnifying glass?
LV
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> In article <qjsgf5dqgn5d8q2b9roa114ifpngq9k...@4ax.com>
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> Lady Veteran <army...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
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> > On Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:50:10 -0800, Observer <obser...@nospam.com>
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He secretly loves fat women
Rob Cypher
>Joe wrote:
>> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 20:22:41 +0000, The Master
>> <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam> wrote:
>>
>>>> She sat in a chair and I stood in front of her stark naked and let her
>>>> go to town for a full two minutes (at least).
>>> Only took ya 2 minutes? Not something to brag about there...
>>
>> Likely he entered into this situation with the mind set of getting it
>> over with her as quickly as possible. Using the word "Quickie" very
>> literally.
>>
>> Wham Bang, thank you ma'am. Like the TV commercial Quick Relief!.
>>
>> Joe
>
>I'm trying to decide whether or not this is more terrible than the time
>I showered with my sister.
Naw, I showered with your sister too. It was fun G.
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>On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:14:05 -0500, Craig <cr...@nospamforme.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>You tale bring to mind another one I heard one time.
>
>A farmer had an ugly obese wife whose sexual attractiveness was nil
>and in addition she was not very obliging to the farmers few sexual
>advances.
>
>He began getting his sexual relief in the barn.
>As the story continues one day the wife surprised him standing on a
>stool at the rear of the cow engaging in playing the part of the farm
>bull.
>
>His wife started shouting insults at him and concluded by saying
>"Just wait until I tell everyone what I just saw".
>
>The perplexed farmer said "Go ahead and tell and I will tell everyone
>that this cow has better pussy than you.
I fucked all of your mothers. Just to let you know. ;)
purple
> I fucked my mom. It was fun.
100% fool.
purple
> I'm retarded. Just to let you know. ;)
That's so sweet.
You hang in there, little guy!
Guy Namechanger
"purple" <pur...@tellurine.com> wrote in message
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> On 2009-11-20 15:03:12 -0600, Rob Cypher <bal...@aol.com> said:
>
>> I fucked my mom. It was fun.
>
> 100% fool.
>