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Need Advice

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:03:48 PM11/11/09
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I got a little drunk over the weekend and closed up a bar. Some
chubby broad kept walking by and bumping into me and after 12
beers or so, she wasn't looking too bad and I was horny. She
took me home and I pounded that pussy like a gymnast on a
trampoline. When she passed out, I grabbed my clothes and hit
the road. None of my friends or anybody I know saw me leave
with her. I won't be going back to that bar any time soon
either. What should I do if I run into her and I'm with my
friends? Should I deny knowing her? Admit I tapped that pussy
and be ridiculed forever as a hippo hopper? I could use a
little help with this.

Jason Todd

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:09:11 PM11/11/09
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You did not mention if you received cash (expenses, gratuities, it's
all good)

Otherwise, the 12 beers is a valid excuse. Just remember, big girls
have feelings too.

Jason "More to Love" Todd

Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:22:59 PM11/11/09
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Disculpa Senora Need Advice, pero did you really mime the following on
11/11/2009 9:03 PM???


Cut it out, Hoov^H^H^H^H^HMia!

>

DanS.

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:40:19 PM11/11/09
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Need Advice, I've never been so impressed by your ability put all the
words together as I was on 11/11/2009 in saying:

Donut be calling the late night date lines. It's a shot in the hopper,
that's all I'm saying.

No, really ask again after she burns your mom's house down. Otherwise,
you're golden.


Question Quigley

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:02:53 PM11/11/09
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As we say in Knocksville,

"The worst piece of ass I ever had was so good I wanted it again."

--
Sent from my Conestoga Telephone wireless Boysenberry.
"Need Advice" <ratbi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Lady Veteran

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:19:30 PM11/11/09
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On 12 Nov 2009 02:03:48 -0000, "Need Advice" <ratbi...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>I got a little drunk over the weekend and closed up a bar.

Really? Can it reopen after it is fumigated?


> Some
>chubby broad kept walking by and bumping into me and after 12
>beers or so, she wasn't looking too bad and I was horny.

The sheep were busy or did EWE get rejected?


> She
>took me home and I pounded that pussy like a gymnast on a
>trampoline.

Animal abuse!


> When she passed out, I grabbed my clothes and hit
>the road.

Did it hit back? I sure hope so.


> None of my friends or anybody I know saw me leave
>with her.

You have friends? Say it aint so!


> I won't be going back to that bar any time soon
>either.

I am sure the owner is grateful.

> What should I do if I run into her and I'm with my
>friends?

Don't worry-she will not admit to knowing you.

> Should I deny knowing her? Admit I tapped that pussy
>and be ridiculed forever as a hippo hopper?

She will be discreet after all you were cheaper than a sex toy.


> I could use a
>little help with this.
>

You need a lot of help and it has nothing to do with going to bed with
a fat women you useless piece of crap!

>
LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
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illegal to kill them."

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The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:14:13 PM11/12/09
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"Question Quigley" <donts...@nomail.com> wrote in message
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> As we say in Knocksville,
>
> "The worst piece of ass I ever had was so good I wanted it again."

"Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot."

--Tedward


Tonawanda Kardex

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:51:02 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 10:14 am, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy" <e...@eio.com>
wrote:
> "Question Quigley" <dontsen...@nomail.com> wrote in message

>
> news:hdg1de$i9i$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> > As we say in Knocksville,
>
> > "The worst piece of ass I ever had was so good I wanted it again."
>
> "Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot."

it's an old joke: what do fat chyx and mopeds have in common?

they're both fun to ride until your friends catch you doing it.

Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:58:16 PM11/12/09
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Please don't reproduce.

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:01:46 PM11/12/09
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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>> As we say in Knocksville,
>>>
>>> "The worst piece of ass I ever had was so good I wanted it again."
>>
>>"Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot."
>>
>>--Tedward
>>
> Please don't reproduce.

?!

My news reader does it automatically. [Shrug]

--Tedward

David V. Loewe, Jr

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:44:45 PM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:58:16 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:14:13 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
><e...@eio.com> wrote:
>>"Question Quigley" <donts...@nomail.com> wrote
>>

>>> As we say in Knocksville,
>>>
>>> "The worst piece of ass I ever had was so good I wanted it again."
>>
>>"Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot."
>>
>>--Tedward
>>
>Please don't reproduce.
>
>LV
>
>"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
>When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."
>
>---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
>--------------------------------------------
>"Some people are only alive because it is
>illegal to kill them."
>
>---Anonymous
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>
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Steve Cutchen

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:50:10 PM11/12/09
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In article <nkmof5h8bndu59qpn...@4ax.com>, Lady Veteran
<arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

> Please don't reproduce.
>
> LV
>
> "I rode a tank and held a general's rank
> When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."
>
> ---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
> --------------------------------------------
> "Some people are only alive because it is
> illegal to kill them."
>
> ---Anonymous
> ----------------------------------------------
> How does your idiocy measure up?
>
> My Blog http://ladyveteranslog.blogspot.com
> ---------------------------------------------
> Are you being harassed on Usenet and want to fight
> back instead of leaving the net? Are you willing to
> stand up to Internet bullies and stalkers?
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>
> ---Network


A 3 word reply...
followed by a TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING *LINE* SIG?

Are you sure you didn't miss some *other* wonderful nugget of insight
from some movie or an opportunity to spam your blog or some such?

You are harassing us!

I wish to hell there was some way to fight back.

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:03:38 PM11/12/09
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"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote

That would depend on whether or not her ISP cares about
netiquette. With a name like "easynews", I tend to doubt
it.

*Sigh* I miss the golder era back in the early 90's before
AOL and the October that never ended.

--Tedward


Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:08:18 PM11/12/09
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Nope. It is shorter than it used to be...be grateful.


>
>You are harassing us!
>
>I wish to hell there was some way to fight back.

Yeah-you look harassed. Never mind the OP who likes to insult fat
women. What about THEIR harassment??

Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:12:41 PM11/12/09
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So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you
can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
are BOTHERING YOU????

ISP's are demanding complainers do something besides whine about being
bothered. That is too many idiots complained without having anything
VALID to say. Not only that-Usenet is being dropped by most ISP's due
to its kook infestation and the accusation by these same kooks who
whine and whine and whine.

David Loewe, Jr.

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:05:34 PM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:12:41 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:03:38 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"


><e...@eio.com> wrote:
>
>>"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote
>>
>>>> Please don't reproduce.

>>> A 3 word reply...


>>> followed by a TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING *LINE* SIG?

Not only was it so damned long, it had no delimiter.

>>> Are you sure you didn't miss some *other* wonderful nugget of insight
>>> from some movie or an opportunity to spam your blog or some such?
>>>
>>> You are harassing us!
>>>
>>> I wish to hell there was some way to fight back.
>>
>>That would depend on whether or not her ISP cares about
>>netiquette. With a name like "easynews", I tend to doubt it.
>>
>>*Sigh* I miss the golder era back in the early 90's before
>>AOL and the October that never ended.

>So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you


>can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
>are BOTHERING YOU????

You know, a proper signature delimiter would go a long way here.

Just saying.

>ISP's are demanding complainers do something besides whine about being
>bothered. That is too many idiots complained without having anything
>VALID to say. Not only that-Usenet is being dropped by most ISP's due
>to its kook infestation and the accusation by these same kooks who
>whine and whine and whine.

Wrong. ISPs are dropping Usenet because the majority of text groups are
dead and the binary groups are havens of illegal activity - mostly
copyright violations, but also illegal images as seen by NY AG Andrew
Cuomo's push last year to crack down on such images.

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/10/1819200&tid=153
--
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront
your intelligence."
- William F. Buckley, Jr.

KFC Special

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:08:23 PM11/12/09
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How else are you going to find it? By smell?

> ISP's are demanding complainers do something besides whine about being
> bothered. That is too many idiots complained without having anything
> VALID to say. Not only that-Usenet is being dropped by most ISP's due
> to its kook infestation and the accusation by these same kooks who
> whine and whine and whine.
>
> LV

They don't have time to waste on phat kooks trying to censor
free speech.

David V. Loewe, Jr

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:24:22 PM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:08:18 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:50:10 -0600, Steve Cutchen
><max...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Please don't reproduce.

>>A 3 word reply...


>>followed by a TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING *LINE* SIG?
>>
>>Are you sure you didn't miss some *other* wonderful nugget of insight
>>from some movie or an opportunity to spam your blog or some such?
>
>Nope. It is shorter than it used to be...be grateful.

Around 4 lines of content plus the delimiter and cite is the accepted
and netiquette friendly standard. 25 is WAY overdoing it.

>>You are harassing us!
>>
>>I wish to hell there was some way to fight back.
>
>Yeah-you look harassed. Never mind the OP who likes to insult fat
>women.

What are you doing there anyway? We had physical fitness standards when
*I* was in the Navy. And I know that the Big Green machine was tougher
than the Navy was in that regard (unless you were a SEAL).

>What about THEIR harassment??

So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
different *group*? Did Cutchen do this to these ladies? Did I? No. Go
harass The Ghost Of Edward Kennedy. Leave us alone (although I *am* a
bit surprised that our one known connoisseur of larger ladies hasn't
made his presence known in this thread).
--
"Killing is not wrong if it's for a purpose, if it's to keep your nation
free or protect your buddy. One of the most noble things you can do is
kill the enemy."
- Major Douglas A. Zembiec

KFC Special

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:24:09 PM11/12/09
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Please don't fart.

Need Advice

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Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> On 12 Nov 2009 02:03:48 -0000, "Need Advice" <ratbi...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >I got a little drunk over the weekend and closed up a bar.
>
> Really? Can it reopen after it is fumigated?

As long as you don't go there again.

>
> > Some
> >chubby broad kept walking by and bumping into me and after 12
> >beers or so, she wasn't looking too bad and I was horny.
>
> The sheep were busy or did EWE get rejected?

Expertise in animal sex abuse noted. Do you charge for the
pictures or give them away free?

>
> > She
> >took me home and I pounded that pussy like a gymnast on a
> >trampoline.
>
> Animal abuse!

That's very unkind of you. Call her what she was, a fat broad.

>
> > When she passed out, I grabbed my clothes and hit
> >the road.
>
> Did it hit back? I sure hope so.

It was more like a rolling bounce.

>
> > None of my friends or anybody I know saw me leave
> >with her.
>
> You have friends? Say it aint so!

I'll have them put you on the guest list for the next hogger
party.

>
> > I won't be going back to that bar any time soon
> >either.
>
> I am sure the owner is grateful.

I paid the bill, unlike some people who run out on theirs.

> > What should I do if I run into her and I'm with my
> >friends?
>
> Don't worry-she will not admit to knowing you.

I don't know, she kept screaming, "Marry Me!" "Fuck ME HARDER!"

> > Should I deny knowing her? Admit I tapped that pussy
> >and be ridiculed forever as a hippo hopper?
>
> She will be discreet after all you were cheaper than a sex toy.

Cleaner too.

>
> > I could use a
> >little help with this.
> >
>
> You need a lot of help and it has nothing to do with going to bed with
> a fat women you useless piece of crap!
>
> >
> LV

I can't help it if you can't get laid. Go to the party, maybe
you'll get lucky with three or four guys.

Cyclone Ranger

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:55:04 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 3:05 pm, "David Loewe, Jr." <dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> Wrong.  ISPs are dropping Usenet because the majority of text groups are
> dead and the binary groups are havens of illegal activity -

I'd ditch USENET totally, except I can't access FB at work :-(

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:26:10 PM11/12/09
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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

No, please learn to read attributions correctly. Steve is the one
who is bothered.

> ISP's are demanding complainers do something besides whine about being
> bothered. That is too many idiots complained without having anything
> VALID to say. Not only that-Usenet is being dropped by most ISP's due
> to its kook infestation and the accusation by these same kooks who
> whine and whine and whine.

No, their dropping the Usenet because of the small number of
users compared to the amount of time and resources it takes
to have it.

--Tedward


Steve Cutchen

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:36:14 PM11/12/09
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Please don't reproduce

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and what you don't. -Anatole France, author
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wealth without work,
pleasure without conscience,
knowledge without character,
commerce without morality,
science without humanity,
worship without sacrifice,
politics without principle.
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Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:41:22 PM11/12/09
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On 12 Nov 2009 21:24:10 -0000, "Need Advice" <ratbi...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <lp2nf5t7redvg03d4...@4ax.com>
>Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>
>> On 12 Nov 2009 02:03:48 -0000, "Need Advice" <ratbi...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >I got a little drunk over the weekend and closed up a bar.
>>
>> Really? Can it reopen after it is fumigated?
>
>As long as you don't go there again.

Never been in there in the first place-delusion noted.


>
>>
>> > Some
>> >chubby broad kept walking by and bumping into me and after 12
>> >beers or so, she wasn't looking too bad and I was horny.
>>
>> The sheep were busy or did EWE get rejected?
>
>Expertise in animal sex abuse noted. Do you charge for the
>pictures or give them away free?

I have had lots of education from Jimmy Dutton.

>
>>
>> > She
>> >took me home and I pounded that pussy like a gymnast on a
>> >trampoline.
>>
>> Animal abuse!
>
>That's very unkind of you. Call her what she was, a fat broad.

No he definitely said pussy. He is reducing the fat lady to a tenth of
her parts.

>
>>
>> > When she passed out, I grabbed my clothes and hit
>> >the road.
>>
>> Did it hit back? I sure hope so.
>
>It was more like a rolling bounce.

Well fitted for a male of no substance

>
>>
>> > None of my friends or anybody I know saw me leave
>> >with her.
>>
>> You have friends? Say it aint so!
>
>I'll have them put you on the guest list for the next hogger
>party.

A party of one? I would rather be celibate.

>
>>
>> > I won't be going back to that bar any time soon
>> >either.
>>
>> I am sure the owner is grateful.
>
>I paid the bill, unlike some people who run out on theirs.

I am so sorry you have trouble paying your bills.


>
>> > What should I do if I run into her and I'm with my
>> >friends?
>>
>> Don't worry-she will not admit to knowing you.
>
>I don't know, she kept screaming, "Marry Me!" "Fuck ME HARDER!"
>

Nah. She was Pagan-she was saying "Merry Meet."

>> > Should I deny knowing her? Admit I tapped that pussy
>> >and be ridiculed forever as a hippo hopper?
>>
>> She will be discreet after all you were cheaper than a sex toy.
>
>Cleaner too.

Oh. a moral lesson? YOU???


>
>>
>> > I could use a
>> >little help with this.
>> >
>>
>> You need a lot of help and it has nothing to do with going to bed with
>> a fat women you useless piece of crap!
>>
>> >
>> LV
>
>I can't help it if you can't get laid. Go to the party, maybe
>you'll get lucky with three or four guys.
>

I would rather be celibate for the rest of my life.

Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:44:52 PM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:05:34 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
<dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:12:41 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:03:38 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
>><e...@eio.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote
>>>

Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
compassion department.

Just saying.

Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:47:02 PM11/12/09
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On 12 Nov 2009 21:08:23 -0000, "KFC Special" <be...@phatchicks.com>
wrote:

>In article <2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com>
>Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:03:38 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
>> <e...@eio.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote
>> >
>

>How else are you going to find it? By smell?
>
>> ISP's are demanding complainers do something besides whine about being
>> bothered. That is too many idiots complained without having anything
>> VALID to say. Not only that-Usenet is being dropped by most ISP's due
>> to its kook infestation and the accusation by these same kooks who
>> whine and whine and whine.
>>
>> LV
>
>They don't have time to waste on phat kooks trying to censor
>free speech.
>
>

Or they don't have time to juggle lawsuits because they allow psychos
to HARASS normal people without accountability.

Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:52:11 PM11/12/09
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On 12 Nov 2009 21:24:09 -0000, "KFC Special" <be...@phatchicks.com>
wrote:

>In article <pmqof5lsk2pv8srtu...@4ax.com>

At ease, disease.

Lady Veteran

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Nov 12, 2009, 10:02:44 PM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:24:22 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
<dave...@charter.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:08:18 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:50:10 -0600, Steve Cutchen
>><max...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>>Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Please don't reproduce.
>
>>>A 3 word reply...
>>>followed by a TWENTY-FIVE FUCKING *LINE* SIG?
>>>
>>>Are you sure you didn't miss some *other* wonderful nugget of insight
>>>from some movie or an opportunity to spam your blog or some such?
>>
>>Nope. It is shorter than it used to be...be grateful.
>
>Around 4 lines of content plus the delimiter and cite is the accepted
>and netiquette friendly standard. 25 is WAY overdoing it.
>
>>>You are harassing us!
>>>
>>>I wish to hell there was some way to fight back.
>>
>>Yeah-you look harassed. Never mind the OP who likes to insult fat
>>women.
>
>What are you doing there anyway? We had physical fitness standards when
>*I* was in the Navy. And I know that the Big Green machine was tougher
>than the Navy was in that regard (unless you were a SEAL).

What has that got to do with NOW?


>
>>What about THEIR harassment??
>
>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
>different *group*?

Thank the OP for that. I am not going to accept your guilt trip
because some idiot started a cross post. He wanted the whole world to
know that he equated fat women to a piece of floured chicken. I
suppose that is OK and completely LOST on you.

> Did Cutchen do this to these ladies?

No.

Did I?

No but you don't care and that is just as bad.

>No.

> Go harass The Ghost Of Edward Kennedy.

I am harassing no one, but I do tend to remind people that they have a
responsibility to assist in improving society-one person at a time.

> Leave us alone (although I *am* a
>bit surprised that our one known connoisseur of larger ladies hasn't
>made his presence known in this thread).

You replied to me. Let's get the right perspective here. YOu don't
want to read me? Use your kill file and your cop-out free card.

Message has been deleted

Lord Gow 333, not a White House approved poster!

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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com...

> So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you
> can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
> are BOTHERING YOU????

Are you seriously this stupid?

LG
--
RSPW Hall of Fame, Class of 2008!


KFC Special

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In article <v2ipf5182796f3938...@4ax.com>

Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> On 12 Nov 2009 21:08:23 -0000, "KFC Special" <be...@phatchicks.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com>
> >Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:03:38 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
> >> <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote
> >> >
> >
> >How else are you going to find it? By smell?
> >
> >> ISP's are demanding complainers do something besides whine about being
> >> bothered. That is too many idiots complained without having anything
> >> VALID to say. Not only that-Usenet is being dropped by most ISP's due
> >> to its kook infestation and the accusation by these same kooks who
> >> whine and whine and whine.
> >>
> >> LV
> >
> >They don't have time to waste on phat kooks trying to censor
> >free speech.
> >
> >
> Or they don't have time to juggle lawsuits because they allow psychos
> to HARASS normal people without accountability.
>
> LV

So you're a Scientologist too then? Besides being a psycho fat
chick with an aversion to flour?

Lady Veteran

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:03:13 AM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:54:47 -0500, "Lord Gow 333, not a White House
approved poster!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
>news:2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com...
>
>> So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you
>> can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
>> are BOTHERING YOU????
>
>Are you seriously this stupid?
>
>LG

Relative to you? NO, but I have serious doubts about your backbone.

Steve Cutchen

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:14:11 AM11/13/09
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In article <b6tqf5tfkjsb1blnt...@4ax.com>, Lady Veteran
<arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

backbone?
Bashar al-Assad, the Syrian president, has said he is not willing to
hold face-to-face talks with the Israeli leader, after a meeting in
France aimed at restarting the Middle East peace process.
His comments come after meeting Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president,
who conveyed a willingness by Israel's prime minister to begin peace
talks with the Syrians.
Al-Assad said: "If Mr [Binyamin] Netanyahu is serious, he can send a
team of experts, and we'll send a team of experts to Turkey. Then we
can really talk, if they're interested."
The meeting between al-Assad and Sarkozy in Paris on Friday comes a
week after Netanyahu met the French leader.
Sarkozy was expected to hand al-Assad a letter from Netanyahu, in which
he says the Israelis are ready to begin talks with the Syrians, with no
pre-conditions.
Syria has long had one main pre-condition for talks with Israel - the
return of the strategic Golan Heights, which Israel captured in the
1967 war and annexed in 1981.
Al-Assad, speaking outside the Eylsee Palace, said: "Today, Syria wants
peace. There is a mediator, Turkey, which is ready to resume its
mediation.
"What we lack is an Israeli partner who is ready to go forward and
ready to come to a result," he said.
Conditions for peace
Hostility between Israel and Syria is one of the problems underlying
efforts to seek a broader Middle East peace settlement.

"Today, Syria wants peace. There is a mediator, Turkey... What we lack
is an Israeli partner who is ready to go forward and ready to come to a
result"
Bashar al-Assad,
Syrian president
While Syria has repeatedly demanded the return of the Golan Heights,
Israel accuses Syria of backing armed groups such as Hezbollah and
Hamas.

This week al-Assad told a meeting of Arab politicians that Syria would
not "put forward conditions on making peace" but warned it had "rights
that we will not renounce," the SANA news agency reported.
Earlier on Friday, al-Assad hailed a "climate of trust" with France,
welcoming a "resumption of good relations" between the two countries.
Our correspondent said it comes after Sarkozy reached out to the
Syrians a year ago.
"Remember they had a dreadful relationship when Jacques Chirac was
president. Sarkozy said he was going to sort that out," Fisher
reported.

EU 'partnership'
But the Syrian leader said his country had not "yet reached a revival
of trust between Syria and the United States," and called on Barack
Obama, the US president, to do more for the stalled Middle East peace
process.
"What president Obama said about peace was a good thing. We agree with
him on the principles, but... what is the plan of action? The [peace
process] sponsor must come up with a plan of action," al-Assad told Le
Figaro.
"The weak point - it's the American sponsor."
The Syrian president also repeated his position that Damascus must
review a partnership agreement with the European Union, which had been
due to be signed in October, calling on the bloc to have "more
political independence".
"The Europeans have turned completely towards the United States, to
Syria's detriment. A partner must be a friend and we haven't noticed
that from Europe these last years," he said.
Damascus and the EU first drew up the draft partnership pact in 2004,
but it was never signed by European countries, amid concerns by some
nations of human rights abuses in Syria.

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:23:26 AM11/13/09
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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
>>different *group*?
>
> Thank the OP for that.

I was not the "OP" but merely replying to someone else.

> I am not going to accept your guilt trip
> because some idiot started a cross post.

I did not "start" a crosspost. My computer does it automatically
when replying.

> He wanted the whole world to
> know that he equated fat women to a piece of floured chicken.

Please don't put words in my mouth. I'd never hump a floured
chicken.

--Tedward


Lady Veteran

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:59:01 AM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:23:26 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
<e...@eio.com> wrote:

>
>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote
>
>>>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
>>>different *group*?
>>
>> Thank the OP for that.
>
>I was not the "OP" but merely replying to someone else.
>
>> I am not going to accept your guilt trip
>> because some idiot started a cross post.
>
>I did not "start" a crosspost. My computer does it automatically
>when replying.

I did not say you did. The "OP" did that. You can choose to continue
the cross posting or not to cross post. If I expose the idiocy on one
group I am going to expose him on all his groups that he chose to
bother.


>
>> He wanted the whole world to
>> know that he equated fat women to a piece of floured chicken.
>
>Please don't put words in my mouth. I'd never hump a floured
>chicken.
>

I am glad that you would treat your food in the reverent manner it
deserves. PPP

>--Tedward

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 13, 2009, 12:11:01 PM11/13/09
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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>>>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
>>>>different *group*?
>>>
>>> Thank the OP for that.
>>
>>I was not the "OP" but merely replying to someone else.
>>
>>> I am not going to accept your guilt trip
>>> because some idiot started a cross post.
>>
>>I did not "start" a crosspost. My computer does it automatically
>>when replying.
>
> I did not say you did. The "OP" did that. You can choose to continue
> the cross posting or not to cross post. If I expose the idiocy on one
> group I am going to expose him on all his groups that he chose to
> bother.

What idiocy? Flour actually works. But thanks for the apology.

--Tedward


Lady Veteran

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No wonder you are pretending to be a dead guy. You are getting dense
in your old age.

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 13, 2009, 12:44:58 PM11/13/09
to
"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>>>>>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
>>>>>>different *group*?
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank the OP for that.
>>>>
>>>>I was not the "OP" but merely replying to someone else.
>>>>
>>>>> I am not going to accept your guilt trip
>>>>> because some idiot started a cross post.
>>>>
>>>>I did not "start" a crosspost. My computer does it automatically
>>>>when replying.
>>>
>>> I did not say you did. The "OP" did that. You can choose to continue
>>> the cross posting or not to cross post. If I expose the idiocy on one
>>> group I am going to expose him on all his groups that he chose to
>>> bother.
>>
>>What idiocy? Flour actually works. But thanks for the apology.
>>
>>--Tedward
>>
> No wonder you are pretending to be a dead guy. You are getting dense
> in your old age.

Well isn't that special -- the one so offended by a fat woman thread
turns around and pokes fun at my weight!

--Tedward


David V. Loewe, Jr

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Nov 13, 2009, 1:03:44 PM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:44:58 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
<e...@eio.com> wrote:

>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote
>
>>>>>>>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a whole
>>>>>>>different *group*?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank the OP for that.
>>>>>
>>>>>I was not the "OP" but merely replying to someone else.
>>>>>
>>>>>> I am not going to accept your guilt trip
>>>>>> because some idiot started a cross post.
>>>>>
>>>>>I did not "start" a crosspost. My computer does it automatically
>>>>>when replying.
>>>>
>>>> I did not say you did. The "OP" did that. You can choose to continue
>>>> the cross posting or not to cross post. If I expose the idiocy on one
>>>> group I am going to expose him on all his groups that he chose to
>>>> bother.
>>>
>>>What idiocy? Flour actually works. But thanks for the apology.

>> No wonder you are pretending to be a dead guy. You are getting dense


>> in your old age.
>
>Well isn't that special -- the one so offended by a fat woman thread
>turns around and pokes fun at my weight!

Indeed.

Hypocrisy, thy very name is Usenet.
--
"I aim to misbehave."
Malcolm Reynolds

David V. Loewe, Jr

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Nov 13, 2009, 1:05:26 PM11/13/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:05:34 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
><dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:12:41 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>wrote:
>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:03:38 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
>>><e...@eio.com> wrote:
>>>>"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote

>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
>compassion department.

What leads you to this erroneous statement?

>Just saying.
--
"Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified
humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned
Transylvanian statesman."
- William F. Buckley, Jr. "The Wit and Wisdom of Vlad the Impaler"

Lady Veteran

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:26 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
<dave...@charter.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:05:34 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
>><dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:12:41 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:03:38 -0500, "The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy"
>>>><e...@eio.com> wrote:
>>>>>"Steve Cutchen" <max...@earthlink.net> wrote
>
>>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
>>compassion department.
>
>What leads you to this erroneous statement?
>

too republican/too CIA.

Lady Veteran

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Ted Kennedy aint fat-he is DEAD.

David Loewe, Jr.

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:26 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
><dave...@charter.net> wrote:
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>wrote:

>>>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the


>>>compassion department.
>>
>>What leads you to this erroneous statement?
>>
>too republican/too CIA.

Do you honestly believe that conservatives and Republicans have no
compassion?
--
"Novak's First Rule (more formally known as 'Novak's First General
Rule') is that people are stupid."
John S. Novak, III 'The Humblest Man on the Net'
in <slrn76mac...@207.155.184.72>

Lady Veteran

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:11:27 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
<dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:26 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
>><dave...@charter.net> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>>wrote:
>
>>>>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
>>>>compassion department.
>>>
>>>What leads you to this erroneous statement?
>>>
>>too republican/too CIA.
>
>Do you honestly believe that conservatives and Republicans have no
>compassion?

No. But the ones that don't are the ones you hear about. Of course if
you ask one why everyone has to pray like a Christian most tend to
lose compassion pretty quick.

sam

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Nov 13, 2009, 9:28:07 PM11/13/09
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In article <h55sf5h41b1h6p3sd...@4ax.com>,
arm...@bigfoot.com says...

>
> On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:11:27 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
> <dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:26 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
> >><dave...@charter.net> wrote:
> >>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
> >>>wrote:
> >
> >>>>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
> >>>>compassion department.
> >>>
> >>>What leads you to this erroneous statement?
> >>>
> >>too republican/too CIA.
> >
> >Do you honestly believe that conservatives and Republicans have no
> >compassion?
>
> No. But the ones that don't are the ones you hear about. Of course if
> you ask one why everyone has to pray like a Christian most tend to
> lose compassion pretty quick.
>
> LV

They have compassion right up to the point that they
have to pay their fair share for the public welfare,
even for things like roads and the military. Too many
taxes, they whine, while wanting more security and
properity.

s

Lord Gow 333, not a White House approved poster!

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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:b6tqf5tfkjsb1blnt...@4ax.com...

> On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:54:47 -0500, "Lord Gow 333, not a White House
> approved poster!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
>>news:2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com...
>>
>>> So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you
>>> can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
>>> are BOTHERING YOU????
>>
>>Are you seriously this stupid?
>>
>>LG
>
> Relative to you? NO,

Ooh! Rapier sharp, that wit of yours.

LG
--
The most charismatic and entertaining of the right-wing kooks that lurk
around here. - ViNNY


Anthony Summers

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In article <asKdnWP-opFpt2PX...@posted.localnet>,
lor...@yahoo.com says...

>
> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> news:b6tqf5tfkjsb1blnt...@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:54:47 -0500, "Lord Gow 333, not a White House
> > approved poster!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> >>news:2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com...
> >>
> >>> So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you
> >>> can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
> >>> are BOTHERING YOU????
> >>
> >>Are you seriously this stupid?
> >>
> >>LG
> >
> > Relative to you? NO,
>
> Ooh! Rapier sharp, that wit of yours.

Why would one need a rapier wit (or any wit at all) when dealing with
RSPeWtards?

--
<insert witty or profound comment here>

David V. Loewe, Jr

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:19:01 PM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:25:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:11:27 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
><dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>wrote:
>>>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:26 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
>>><dave...@charter.net> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>
>>>>>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
>>>>>compassion department.
>>>>
>>>>What leads you to this erroneous statement?
>>>>
>>>too republican/too CIA.
>>
>>Do you honestly believe that conservatives and Republicans have no
>>compassion?
>
>No. But the ones that don't are the ones you hear about. Of course if
>you ask one why everyone has to pray like a Christian most tend to
>lose compassion pretty quick.

Do you honestly believe that all conservatives and Republicans are
Christians?

You keep digging deeper and deeper here.
--
"Caught between the longing for love
And the struggle for the legal tender"
Clyde J. Browne

Lady Veteran

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:38:06 PM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:19:01 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
<dave...@charter.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:25:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:11:27 -0600, "David Loewe, Jr."
>><dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:43 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>>On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:05:26 -0600, "David V. Loewe, Jr"
>>>><dave...@charter.net> wrote:
>>>>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>Any fool that quotes William F. Buckley is definitely lacking in the
>>>>>>compassion department.
>>>>>
>>>>>What leads you to this erroneous statement?
>>>>>
>>>>too republican/too CIA.
>>>
>>>Do you honestly believe that conservatives and Republicans have no
>>>compassion?
>>
>>No. But the ones that don't are the ones you hear about. Of course if
>>you ask one why everyone has to pray like a Christian most tend to
>>lose compassion pretty quick.
>
>Do you honestly believe that all conservatives and Republicans are
>Christians?
>
>You keep digging deeper and deeper here.

NO. I don't need to dig anywhere. We are done.

Lady Veteran

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:40:10 PM11/13/09
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Only a butter knife needed here. Any sort of logics is lost on these
bozos.

Steve Cutchen

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:50:45 PM11/13/09
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In article <44dsf5p60ne4hcked...@4ax.com>, Lady Veteran
<arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:01:22 -0000, Anthony Summers
> <summers...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <asKdnWP-opFpt2PX...@posted.localnet>,
> >lor...@yahoo.com says...
> >>
> >> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> >> news:b6tqf5tfkjsb1blnt...@4ax.com...
> >> > On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:54:47 -0500, "Lord Gow 333, not a White House
> >> > approved poster!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> >> >>news:2qqof5156o4pn9rt9...@4ax.com...
> >> >>
> >> >>> So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you
> >> >>> can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
> >> >>> are BOTHERING YOU????
> >> >>
> >> >>Are you seriously this stupid?
> >> >>
> >> >>LG
> >> >
> >> > Relative to you? NO,
> >>
> >> Ooh! Rapier sharp, that wit of yours.
> >
> >Why would one need a rapier wit (or any wit at all) when dealing with
> >RSPeWtards?
>
> Only a butter knife needed here.

How apropos.

David Loewe, Jr.

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Nov 14, 2009, 9:58:00 AM11/14/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:38:06 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

Look!

It's brave, brave Sir Robin!
--
"Always look a gift horse in the mouth."
- Milton Friedman

David Loewe, Jr.

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:05:58 AM11/14/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:40:10 -0600, Lady Veteran <arm...@bigfoot.com>
wrote:

>On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:01:22 -0000, Anthony Summers
><summers...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>lor...@yahoo.com says...
>>> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>> > On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:54:47 -0500, "Lord Gow 333, not a White House
>>> > approved poster!" <lor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> >>"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote

>>> >>> So you advocate saying that fat women should be rolled in flour so you


>>> >>> can find their genitals and that people who object to this insinuation
>>> >>> are BOTHERING YOU????
>>> >>
>>> >>Are you seriously this stupid?
>>> >>
>>> >>LG
>>> >
>>> > Relative to you? NO,
>>>
>>> Ooh! Rapier sharp, that wit of yours.
>>
>>Why would one need a rapier wit (or any wit at all) when dealing with
>>RSPeWtards?
>
>Only a butter knife needed here.

It is remarkable that you have managed to stab yourself with your
"butter knife" so often in this thread.

>Any sort of logics is lost on these bozos.

It is always amusing when a poster sets out to denigrate the
intelligence of another poster and commits their own faux pas - usually
spelling or grammar - in the process.
--
"That government which governs the least, governs best."
- Thomas Jefferson

jenius

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Nov 14, 2009, 1:49:33 PM11/14/09
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On Nov 11, 9:03 pm, "Need Advice" <ratbird...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I got a little drunk over the weekend and closed up a bar.  Some
> chubby broad kept walking by and bumping into me and after 12
> beers or so, she wasn't looking too bad and I was horny.  She
> took me home and I pounded that pussy like a gymnast on a
> trampoline.  When she passed out, I grabbed my clothes and hit
> the road.  None of my friends or anybody I know saw me leave
> with her.  I won't be going back to that bar any time soon
> either.  What should I do if I run into her and I'm with my
> friends?  Should I deny knowing her?  Admit I tapped that pussy
> and be ridiculed forever as a hippo hopper?  I could use a
> little help with this.

whats the matter with you. you would have done that with any woman
you met. admit it. no use in being ashamed, and after all she may
have been a decent human being. Alcahol does funny things to people.
Don't stay away from that bar, why? she may be as embarressed by the
situation as you. j

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David V. Loewe, Jr

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Nov 14, 2009, 3:30:17 PM11/14/09
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:58:55 -0800, Norma Jean <njb...@munge.com> wrote:

>Hi Miss Kiity, Good to see you back on ssfa after such a long absence.
>Welcome back.

I have a weight loss solution for you ladies if you want it. I lost 85
pounds in under a year and I have kept it off for over a year now.

If any of you want it, just reply to this message asking and I'll give
it out. I'd volunteer it, but I don't want to offend any of you. It is
a *bit* hard core, but it does work.
--
"Get next to a clue and hope the wind blows, dude."
- Fitzbo

Lord Gow 333, not a White House approved poster!

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Nov 14, 2009, 9:27:56 PM11/14/09
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"David Loewe, Jr." <dlo...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:0jhtf5t75e799udoe...@4ax.com...

You pretty much have to expect that from anyone who pulls out the "I know
you are but what am I?" defense.

LG
--
Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity,
and hardihood -- the virtues that made America.
- Theodore Roosevelt, 1917


Need Advice

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Nov 15, 2009, 4:44:28 AM11/15/09
to mail...@mixmin.net, mail...@reece.net.au, mail...@bananasplit.info
In article <15fbe8cc-1dfc-47cd-a96b-
bae5a0...@o13g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>

I wouldn't have done the fat Mexican barmaid, that's for sure,
even after 24 beers.

> Don't stay away from that bar, why? she may be as embarressed by the
> situation as you. j

Maybe we should have our next hogger party there?

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 16, 2009, 11:19:59 AM11/16/09
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"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>So, because one person harasses others, you step in and harass a

>>>>>>>>whole
>>>>>>>>different *group*?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thank the OP for that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I was not the "OP" but merely replying to someone else.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I am not going to accept your guilt trip
>>>>>>> because some idiot started a cross post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I did not "start" a crosspost. My computer does it automatically
>>>>>>when replying.
>>>>>
>>>>> I did not say you did. The "OP" did that. You can choose to continue
>>>>> the cross posting or not to cross post. If I expose the idiocy on one
>>>>> group I am going to expose him on all his groups that he chose to
>>>>> bother.
>>>>
>>>>What idiocy? Flour actually works. But thanks for the apology.
>>>>
>>>>--Tedward
>>>>
>>> No wonder you are pretending to be a dead guy. You are getting dense
>>> in your old age.
>>
>>Well isn't that special -- the one so offended by a fat woman thread
>>turns around and pokes fun at my weight!
>>
>>--Tedward
>>
> Ted Kennedy aint fat-he is DEAD.

My fat hasn't decomposed yet. Go ahead and open up
the casket if you must.

--Tedward


Hoots

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Nov 17, 2009, 7:35:50 AM11/17/09
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Can we bring you anything?

Six-pack? Nightlight? Air freshner?

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 17, 2009, 1:05:55 PM11/17/09
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"Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote

How about the *real* killer of my brother John?

--Tedward


Professor Duke

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Nov 18, 2009, 1:14:56 AM11/18/09
to mail...@reece.net.au, mail...@bananasplit.info, mail...@m2n.gabrix.ath.cx
In article <hdu5ba$lmm$1...@news.eternal-september.org>

Fat woman rolled in flour?

Hoots

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:08:33 AM11/18/09
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The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy wrote:

Yeah, that would be nice.

I'm very sorry about your brothers - both of them.

The Ghost of Edward M. Kennedy

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:20:40 AM11/18/09
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"Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote

Brothers in arms, indeed!

[Sniff]

--Tedward


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