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Thanksgiving, My Favorite Holiday
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Joe Momma
Nov 2, 2011, 9:39:17 AM11/2/11
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To build up an appetite, we avoid breakfast, but then pig-out constantly
while seated around the dinner table from 12 noon until the evening
football game. At that point, the guys repair to the den to watch
football, suck down cold brewskis, nosh on various snackeroos, and fart
enough methane to have the area declared a environmental hazard zone. The
women folk stay in the kitchen, clean up, and do whatever women do. And of
course we never forget to say a prayer of thanks to the American Injun for
inventing this fine tradition.
while seated around the dinner table from 12 noon until the evening
football game. At that point, the guys repair to the den to watch
football, suck down cold brewskis, nosh on various snackeroos, and fart
enough methane to have the area declared a environmental hazard zone. The
women folk stay in the kitchen, clean up, and do whatever women do. And of
course we never forget to say a prayer of thanks to the American Injun for
inventing this fine tradition.
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