Yummy.
serene, whose only complaint on lots of big-size clothing sites is
that the clothes often seem to assume that all fatchicks have big
bosoms
>serene, whose only complaint on lots of big-size clothing sites is
>that the clothes often seem to assume that all fatchicks have big
>bosoms
That's funny, my complaint is always the opposite, in that it's hard for me
to find clothing to fit my monstrous bosom.
--
Siobhan Perricone
"I ain't afraid of your Yahweh
I ain't afraid of your Allah
I ain't afraid of your Jesus
I'm afraid of what ya do in the name of your god"
- Holly Near
Yeah, one of my other friends mentioned when looking at the site that
all the models on it were quite endowed in the chest. I still haven't
looked at the site myself. I've known quite a few large women who
weren't particularly large-breasted who had similar complaints.
Perhaps the complaint in general should be amended to read, "Too many
clothing designers don't view breast size as an independent variable."?
Being somewhat modestly endowed in the bosoms dept., I've learned to
suss out which tops will look good on me even when they are shown on
women with bigger boobs.
My problem with the sizeappeal site is that they don't seem to say
anywhere what the clothing is made out of.
(No criticism intended to you for posting it, If.)
--
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When fascism comes to America, it will arrive in a white coat with a
stethoscope. -- unidentified man interviewed in Penn & Teller's
_Bullshit!_
> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 04:04:56 +0000 (UTC), serene <ser...@serenepages.org>
> wrote:
>
>> serene, whose only complaint on lots of big-size clothing sites is
>> that the clothes often seem to assume that all fatchicks have big
>> bosoms
>
> That's funny, my complaint is always the opposite, in that it's hard for me
> to find clothing to fit my monstrous bosom.
The perils of not being "average", I suppose.
serene (Monstrous? The hell you say. ;-)
Yeah, the grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it?
Just one of the reasons why I sew my own clothes.
Jane
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 06:23:05 -0800, Siobhan Perricone wrote
>(in article <cg7g31djbl420q3cj...@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 04:04:56 +0000 (UTC), serene <ser...@serenepages.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> serene, whose only complaint on lots of big-size clothing sites is
>>> that the clothes often seem to assume that all fatchicks have big
>>> bosoms
>>
>> That's funny, my complaint is always the opposite, in that it's hard for me
>> to find clothing to fit my monstrous bosom.
>
>The perils of not being "average", I suppose.
>
>serene (Monstrous? The hell you say. ;-)
Ayup, I'm a Double-I or J cup (depending on who you ask). :)
William
William
I've never found that men in catalogues were large even in catalogues
for men's clothing.
Many companies have experimented with having larger models in the past,
but it seems that it hurts their sales to do so. I'm not sure how much
obligation they have to take reduced sales in stride on the principle of
the thing, especially when reduced sales would seem to send the message
that most of their customers don't care.
You know the Brylane Corp. (Lane Bryant, Roaman's, and some Big & Tall
company) makes this claim all the time, but I've never seen any
supporting justification of it: what city the test was done in, what
year, what styles of clothing, etc. (There used to be a chain called 16
Plus that had a token fat model in their catalog and they put her in the
most god awful ugly bulletproof polyester thing. Hardly a fair test, and
this was in the early 80s.)
I have been getting Lane Bryant/Roaman's catalogs from 1979 to a few
years ago (it took years after my last order for them to finally take
the hint) and I will tell you I never saw a fat woman in any of them.
Which means *if* they did their experiment, it was pre-1979. Gosh, fat
acceptance wouldn't have had any effect since then, would it?
Now, I do believe this claim from Just My Size which used to use large
models but the last time I saw one of their catalogues they had regular
models. But Junonia seems to do just fine with larger models.
I do seem to remember one Big & Tall catalogue using professional
athletes (basketball and American football) as models. Maybe it got too
expensive?
--
Eva Whitley qstew6...@qis.net
www.evawhitley.net
Pound the breasts flat (parboil first if using umbilical
cords so they won?t be tough).
Place a slice of ham and cheese on each, along with some minced onion
then fold in half, trimming neatly.
Dredge in flour, eggwash, then seasoned breadcrumbs;
allow to sit for a few minutes.
Sauté in butter and olive oil until golden brown,
about 6 minutes on each side.
Shish Kababes
As old as the hills, this technique has employed seafood, beef, pork, lamb,
poultry, and vegetables; just about anything can be grilled, and young humans
are no exception!
High quality marinade (Teriyaki and garlic perhaps)
1 inch cubes of tender meat, preferably from the nursery
Onions
bell peppers
Wooden or metal skewers
Marinate the meat overnight.
Get the grill good and hot while placing meat, vegetables, and
fruit such as pineapples or cherries on the skewers.
Don?t be afraid to use a variety of meats.
Grill to medium rare,
serve with garlic cous-cous and sautéed asparagus.
Coffee and sherbet for desert then walnuts, cheese, and port.
Cigars for the gentlemen (and ladies if they so desire)!
Crock-Pot Crack Baby
When the quivering, hopelessly addicted crack baby succumbs to death,
get him immediately butchered and into the crock-pot, so that any
remaining toxins will not be fatal. But don?t cook it too long,
because like Blowfish, there is a perfect medium between the poisonous
and the stimulating. Though it may not have the same effect on your
guests, a whole chick
I get one men's clothing catalog that uses some men who are slightly on
the large side. I'm not remember its name at the moment though.
--
Stef ** avid/sensible/sensual/wise/essential/elemental/tangle
** st...@cat-and-dragon.com <*> http://www.cat-and-dragon.com/stef
**
Here is a short list that doctors use to diagnose heavy patients:
Type II Diabetes (hereditary) You're too fat
Hangnail Fat, definitely need to lose
Arthritis of any kind You're too fat
Migraine Headaches You are too fat
Hit by bus Too big a target
Attacked by wildebeest Couldn't move quick enough (too fat)
-- BC (bcand...@mindspring.com)
2 cups finely chopped very young human flesh
1 cup shredded cabbage
1 cup bean sprouts
5 sprigs green onion, finely chopped
5 cloves minced garlic
4-6 ounces bamboo shoots
Sherry
chicken broth
oil for deep frying (1 gallon)
Salt
pepper
soy & teriyaki
minced ginger, etc.
1 tablespoon cornstarch dissolved in a little cold water
1 egg beaten
Make the stuffing:
Marinate the flesh in a mixture of soy and teriyaki sauces
then stir fry in hot oil for till brown - about 1 minute, remove.
Stir-fry the vegetables.
Put the meat back into the wok and adjust the seasoning.
De-glaze with sherry, cooking off the alcohol.
Add broth (optional) cook a few more minutes.
Add the cornstarch, cook a few minutes till thick,
then place the stuffing into a colander and cool;
2 hours
Wrap the rolls:
Place 3 tablespoons of stuffing in the wrap, roll tightly -
corner nearest you first, fold 2 side corners in,
wrap till remaining corner is left.
Brush with egg, seal, and allow to sit on the seal for
a few minutes.
Fry the rolls:
325° if using egg roll wraps, 350° for spring roll wraps.
Deep fry in peanut oil till crispy golden brown, drain on paper towels.
Lemon Neonate
Turkey serves just as well, and in fact even looks a bit like a
well-dressed baby. By the time you turn the child?s breast into
cutlets, it will be indistinguishable. The taste of young human,
although similar to turkey (and chicken) often can be wildly
different depending upon what he or she has consumed during its
10 to 14 months of life...
4 well chosen cutlets (from the breasts of 2 healthy neonates)
2 large lemons (fr
Stillborn Stew
By definition, this meat cannot be had altogether fresh,
but have the lifeless unfortunate available immediately after delivery,
or use high quality beef or pork roasts (it is cheaper and better to
cut up a whole roast than to buy stew meat).
1 stillbirth, de-boned and cubed
¼ cup vegetable oil
2 large onions
bell pepper
celery
garlic
½ cup red wine
3 Irish potatoes
2 large carrots
This is a simple classic stew that makes natural gravy,
thus it does not have to be thickened.
Brown the meat quickly in very hot oil, remove and set aside.
Brown the onions, celery, pepper and garlic.
De-glaze with wine, return meat to the pan and season well.
Stew on low fire adding small amounts of water and
seasoning as necessary.
After at least half an hour, add the carrots and potatoes,
and simmer till root vegetables break with a fork.
Cook a fresh pot of long grained white rice.
Pre-mie Pot Pie
When working with prematurely delivered newborns (or chicken) use sherry;
red wine with beef (buy steak or roast, do not pre-boil).
Pie crust (see index)
Whole fresh pre-mie; eviscerated, head, hands and feet removed
Onions, bell pepper, celery
½ cup wine
Root vegetables of choice (turnips, carrots, potatoes, etc) cubed
Make a crust from scratch - or go shamefully to the frozen food section
of your favorite grocery and select 2 high quality pie crusts (you
will need one for the top also).
Boil the prepared delicacy until the meat starts
Pro-Choice Po-Boy
Soft-shelled crabs serve just as well in this classic southern delicacy.
The sandwich originated in New Orleans, where an abundance of abortion clinics
thrive and hot French bread is always available.
2 cleaned fetuses, head on
2 eggs
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
1 cup seasoned flour
oil enough for deep frying
1 loaf French bread
Lettuce
tomatoes
mayonnaise, etc.
Marinate the fetuses in the egg-mustard mixture.
Dredge thoroughly in flour.
Fry at 375° until crispy golden brown.
Remove and place on paper towels.
Holiday Youngster
One can easily adapt this recipe to ham, though as presented,
it violates no religious taboos against swine.
1 large toddler or small child, cleaned and de-headed
Kentucky Bourbon Sauce (see index)
1 large can pineapple slices
Whole cloves
Place him (or ham) or her in a large glass baking dish, buttocks up.
Tie with butcher string around and across so that he looks like
he?s crawling.
Glaze, then arrange pineapples and secure with cloves.
Bake uncovered in 350° oven till thermometer reaches 160°.
Cajun Babies
Just like crabs or crawfish, babies are boiled alive!
You don?t need silverware, the hot spicy meat comes off in your hands.
6 live babies
1 lb. smoked sausage
4 lemons
whole garlic
2 lb. new potatoes
4 ears corn
1 box salt
crab boil
Bring 3 gallons of water to a boil.
Add sausage, salt, cra
Stillborn Stew
By definition, this meat cannot be had altogether fresh,
but have the lifeless unfortunate available immediately after delivery,
or use high quality beef or pork roasts (it is cheaper and better to
cut up a whole roast than to buy stew meat).
1 stillbirth, de-boned and cubed
ź cup vegetable oil
Pre-mie Pot Pie
Boil the prepared delicacy until the meat starts to come off the bones.
Remove, de-bone and cube; continue to reduce the
Pre-mie Pot Pie
Remove, de-bone and cube; continue to reduce the broth.
Brown the onions, peppers and celery.
Add the meat then season, continue browning.
De-glaze with sherry, add the reduce
> On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 15:34:34 +0000 (UTC), serene <ser...@serenepages.org>
> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 06:23:05 -0800, Siobhan Perricone wrote
> >(in article <cg7g31djbl420q3cj...@4ax.com>):
> >
> >> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 04:04:56 +0000 (UTC), serene <ser...@serenepages.org>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> serene, whose only complaint on lots of big-size clothing sites is
> >>> that the clothes often seem to assume that all fatchicks have big
> >>> bosoms
> >>
> >> That's funny, my complaint is always the opposite, in that it's hard for me
> >> to find clothing to fit my monstrous bosom.
> >
> >The perils of not being "average", I suppose.
> >
> >serene (Monstrous? The hell you say. ;-)
>
> Ayup, I'm a Double-I or J cup (depending on who you ask). :)
Them's the kinds of monsters I don't mind finding in my bed.
serene
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I'll second that one!
Mike