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Lynn

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May 21, 2005, 2:35:14 PM5/21/05
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Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?

tia,
L

Violet Tigress

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May 21, 2005, 2:54:02 PM5/21/05
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In article <1116700514.4...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> wrote:

> Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?

*************
Bike riding(trike iin my case)
picnics in the park
the zoo
beach if that turns you on- beach is nice enough but I've never been big
on sand
dancing in the moonlight

I'm sure you can think of more

John Warren

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May 21, 2005, 4:13:32 PM5/21/05
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"Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> wrote in message
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> Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?
>
> tia,
> L
>

Spiders, long legged, hairy spiders

Did I mention a Jenner gag and a vaginal speculum?

Shalon Wood

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May 21, 2005, 4:28:49 PM5/21/05
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"Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> writes:

> Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?

Stay inside where it's nice and cool?

(97 degF right now, with a projected high of 99)

Shalon Wood

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SuzanneM

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May 21, 2005, 5:47:55 PM5/21/05
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Lynn <beac...@usa.com> wrote:
: Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?

We could tie someone up to the tree in my backyard. On the side where the
cats usually climb up. Or on the other side.

dag
Suzanne M

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Peter Williams

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May 21, 2005, 8:32:11 PM5/21/05
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Hi Lynn,

Lynn wrote:

> Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?
>

Actually, down here in the SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE it's winter here!
Remember that the seasons are reversed in northern and southern
hemispheres. :-)

> tia,
> L

Regards,
Peter W. :-))) [ from Down Under (tm) ]
Sandy Bay, Hobart, Tas, AU.

Monique

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May 21, 2005, 8:57:07 PM5/21/05
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Well fancy seeing you here Peter. :P

But it isn't *quite* winter yet....another 10 days left!

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Lynn

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May 22, 2005, 11:05:38 AM5/22/05
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Spiders? I'll pass, thank you.

What is a jenner gag?

L

Lynn

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May 22, 2005, 11:09:28 AM5/22/05
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SuzanneM wrote:
> Lynn <beac...@usa.com> wrote:
> : Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?
>
> We could tie someone up to the tree in my backyard. On the side where
the
> cats usually climb up. Or on the other side.
>
> dag
> Suzanne M

Hmmm, trees might work. We've got trees.

L

Lynn

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May 22, 2005, 11:12:03 AM5/22/05
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What did you do last summer?? Hmmm??

L

John Warren

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May 22, 2005, 11:33:14 AM5/22/05
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"Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> wrote in message
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Why, my dear, it's a gadget the dentists use to keep the mouth open, wide
open.


Bladerunner

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May 22, 2005, 12:38:07 PM5/22/05
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John Warren wrote:
> "Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> wrote in message

> > What is a jenner gag?


>
> Why, my dear, it's a gadget the dentists use to keep the mouth open,
wide
> open.


I've seen a jenner gag - I've even experienced him doing it to me once
or twice too. Haven't seen him on SSBB in a while. He isn't into dental
play, though. A shame.


Bladerunner
SSBB Diplomatic Corps: Portland, OR

Philip_the_Foole

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May 22, 2005, 1:01:05 PM5/22/05
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Bladerunner wrote:

I think the more common name is "Jennings (not 'Jenner') dental gag."
The guy who runs http://www.japanesebondage.com has a definite fetish
for dental gags. It's a pay website, but if you are a bondage fan, and
particularly a fan of the combination of bondage and the dental gag, It
is definitely worth signing up for at least a short subscription and
browsing through his extensive archives.

Your Humble Jester,

Philip the Foole


John Warren

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May 22, 2005, 1:43:50 PM5/22/05
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"Philip_the_Foole" <Fo...@Icehouse.net> wrote in message
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You're right. Since I closed down Diversified Services I'm gotten sloppy
about the names of exotic pervertables. It was a Jenning's gag. A Jenner
gag, of course, is used by neocons to silence liberals.


TheGentleman

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May 22, 2005, 4:13:04 PM5/22/05
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1) A good spread eagle staked out on the beach, in the grass, or near an anthill if you've been really bad. Don't forget the gag stakes as well; you've got to hold that head still after all.
2) Being buried up to the neck in wet beach sand. Dig the original hole deep enough to comfortable kneel in with your head just above the sand.
3) Beach chair/Lounge chair bondage. Good for suntans, [from experience, blindfolds leave some very interesting, and hard to explain, tan lines :( ]
4) Bound to an air mattress floating in the pool.
5) Bound underwater with a snorkel for breathing.
6) Last but not least, if you're trying to lose weight. Full, black, latex catsuit, full latex hood with only nose openings, shoulder length latex opera gloves, tightlaced rubber corset. Dropped off in a shadeless area to find the release card.

Bonus points if you can guess which one was not a serious suggestion. ;)

TheGentleman

Golden California Girls

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May 22, 2005, 4:17:29 PM5/22/05
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John Warren wrote:

Well, if you go that route, peach beetles can be particularly effective
mind fucks, but crickets, cockroaches, fireflies and worms can be good
substitutes. Do you prefer a Whithead or a Jennings? How about
combining that with a nose hook? Any preference on the kind of
speculum?

Unfortunately the big black spiders around here tend to have red
hourglass shaped things on their abdomens. I won't play with those
spiders, they get dispatched hopefully to come back as a different kind
of spider.

Ah yes, a day spent tied in the grass with all the body cavities open.
One wonders just what bug will find a new home.

Oh for those of you getting near winter, chain your test subject outside
naked in a blizzard. Throw snowballs at them. When they get all cold
and shivering, give them a nice hot enema. See how much longer they can
stand you throwing snowballs at them, before they need another hot
enema. Ah, scientific research.


Nena and Al

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May 23, 2005, 7:46:52 AM5/23/05
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On 21 May 2005 11:35:14 -0700, "Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> wrote:

>Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?

In a couple weeks we're heading out for a weekend of non-con blood
sport. We're going to a kinky event in northern Minnesota. The first
time we went to this event, the mosquitos descended on us in a cloud
as soon as we got out of the car at the park. We're hoping this will
be a light year, but with all the rain we've been having, it's
unlikely. We're hoping that it will be cool or breezy and the
skeeters will stay in the brush.

We subject ourselves to this annual bloodletting because this is an
exceedingly wonderful event. 100+ very assorted kinky folk, multiple
dungeons, great food, lots of interesting classes and demos. We
expect to be bumpy and itchy but all worn out in the best possible way
by the time we head home.

Nena

http://www.madamegiggles.com/

LilKappa

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May 25, 2005, 8:28:24 PM5/25/05
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Shalon Wood wrote:
> "Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> writes:
> > Yea, it's summetime. Any outdoor ideas out there?
>
> Stay inside where it's nice and cool?
>
> (97 degF right now, with a projected high of 99)

You can borrow one of my self imposed adventures from summer school.
Actually this one comes from a friend and me. There was one class
where I was doing well but I really needed to ace a test to cinch my
grade.

To make sure I had no distractions (yeah, right), she lent me her
parents home while they were on vacation. The house was locked, and I
stayed in the back yard with only my books, sunscreen an ice chest of
food and the swimming pool. I gave her all my clothes so I could only
sun, swim, and study. That was Saturday morning and she was to pick me
up Sunday night.

That was my first summer with no tan lines and I aced the test.

Maybe you can do something with this.

Chicks rule,
Katie

LilKappa

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May 25, 2005, 8:34:01 PM5/25/05
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TheGentleman wrote:
> 1) A good spread eagle staked out on the beach, in the grass,
or near an anthill if you've been really bad. Don't forget the
gag stakes as well; you've got to hold that head still after all.

A field and tent stakes. Five of them for a guy.

Chicks rule,
Katie

TheGentleman

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May 25, 2005, 10:55:41 PM5/25/05
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LOL You like your gentlemen to remain VERY still...

In article <1117067641....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,

pyrategrrl

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May 26, 2005, 8:48:22 AM5/26/05
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tent stakes pull out wayyy too easy...

I've had luck with those "screw into the ground" dog lead holders.
taking 4 of them with me to camp this weekend. *G*

-PG

Campity camp camp camp...

Mask

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May 27, 2005, 7:17:27 AM5/27/05
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On Sun, 22 May 2005 15:13:04 -0500, TheGentleman mumbled:

> Bonus points if you can guess which one was not a serious suggestion. ;)
>

I'm tossed up between the ants (though that might be a local thing. The
ant swarms here have been known to kill small children) and the air
mattress in the pool. A bit too easy to drown.

I guess I may have given away that I'm going soft. ;)

MasterofDelight

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May 27, 2005, 9:33:35 AM5/27/05
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Viagra will help. <g>


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DonSideB

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May 27, 2005, 10:58:47 AM5/27/05
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On Fri, 27 May 2005 09:33:35 -0400, "MasterofDelight"
<Mastero...@not.icqmail.com> wrote:

>> I'm tossed up between the ants (though that might be a local thing. The
>> ant swarms here have been known to kill small children) and the air
>> mattress in the pool. A bit too easy to drown.
>>
>> I guess I may have given away that I'm going soft. ;)
>
>
>Viagra will help. <g>

But now they say it may make you go blind.


DonSideB

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It might as well be people I don't like.

Asmodeus

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May 27, 2005, 11:27:06 AM5/27/05
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Mask <m...@privacy.com> wrote in
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> I'm tossed up between the ants (though that might be a local
> thing. The ant swarms here have been known to kill small children)

Get rid of those peonies.


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May 27, 2005, 1:47:31 PM5/27/05
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On 26 May 2005 05:48:22 -0700, "pyrategrrl" <pyrat...@gmail.com> wrote:

>tent stakes pull out wayyy too easy...
>

Depends on how deep you pound them in, the consistency of the ground, and, to some extent, the shape of the
stake. The standard stake the army uses for the ubiquitous shelter half can be quite difficult to pull out.


Ambiguous Bob

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May 27, 2005, 3:02:53 PM5/27/05
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DonSideB wrote:
> On Fri, 27 May 2005 09:33:35 -0400, "MasterofDelight"
> <Mastero...@not.icqmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> I'm tossed up between the ants (though that might be a local thing. The
> >> ant swarms here have been known to kill small children) and the air
> >> mattress in the pool. A bit too easy to drown.
> >>
> >> I guess I may have given away that I'm going soft. ;)
> >
> >
> >Viagra will help. <g>
>
> But now they say it may make you go blind.

"Can I just take it until I need glasses?" *ba-da-bing*

Violet Tigress

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May 27, 2005, 3:29:57 PM5/27/05
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In article <slrnd9e0e7.799....@sigurd.asgardnet.org>,

Mask <m...@privacy.com> wrote:

> I'm tossed up between the ants (though that might be a local thing. The
> ant swarms here have been known to kill small children) and the air
> mattress in the pool. A bit too easy to drown.
************
I fell off an air matrees once when I was 5 or 6. In the deep end. I
wasn't tied to it though ;-) A styrofoam raft wouldn't tip or sink as
easily...or a pool lounge. That'd be pretty cool.

Golden California Girls

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May 27, 2005, 11:13:19 PM5/27/05
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Ambiguous Bob wrote:

Guess it must be true. All the blood rushes to another spot and there isn't
enough left for the brain to think or in this case keep on living! Cell
death by hardon! <<Film at Eleven!>>


Lynn

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May 28, 2005, 8:04:12 AM5/28/05
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LilKappa wrote:
>
> You can borrow one of my self imposed adventures from summer school.
> Actually this one comes from a friend and me. There was one class
> where I was doing well but I really needed to ace a test to cinch my
> grade.
>
> To make sure I had no distractions (yeah, right), she lent me her
> parents home while they were on vacation. The house was locked, and I
> stayed in the back yard with only my books, sunscreen an ice chest of
> food and the swimming pool. I gave her all my clothes so I could only
> sun, swim, and study. That was Saturday morning and she was to pick me
> up Sunday night.
>
> That was my first summer with no tan lines and I aced the test.
>
> Maybe you can do something with this.
>
> Chicks rule,
> Katie

Hmmm. Lock him outside for a day wearing nothing. There's a payback
idea.

L

Lynn

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May 28, 2005, 8:08:02 AM5/28/05
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Has anyone ever tried a suntan tattoo?

L

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Nena and Al

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May 29, 2005, 7:48:10 AM5/29/05
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On 28 May 2005 05:08:02 -0700, "Lynn" <beac...@usa.com> wrote:

>Has anyone ever tried a suntan tattoo?

A friend of mine marked some fellows up this way unintentionally a few
weeks ago. She lined up a group of slave boys to dig up her flower
beds, and invited some girlfriends to come sit on the deck and have
little nibbly things and watch them work.

She had the boys take their shirts off and wrote numbers on their
backs with lipstick so we could call them by number if we needed them
for something. When they were done for the day the boys showered,
when they came out they were still wearing their numbers - big white
numbers on their otherwise pink backs.

Nena

http://www.madamegiggles.com/

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