I am compiling some statements, and I know these may sound sexist but in
all
fairness, we have to allow the opposite groups to add their sexist
statements
here. Please add your favourite ones and I will post a comprehensive and
detailed listing in the coming weeks.
Here are my favourite ones......
Time and circumstance, which enlarge the views of most men, narrow the
views
of women almost invariably
- Thomas Hardy in Jude the Obscure.
Educating a women is like handing a knife to a monkey
- Hindu Proverb.
If my wife cheated, I'd kill her. She's part of my property. I feel I
own
her, the way I own my car. I dont lend my car.
- Al Goldstein.
The truth is that women's income will always be a fraction of men's as
long
as America remains free
- J. Patirck Buchanan ( My favourite
conservative)
Women would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without
falling
into her hands.
- Ambrose Bierce.
Zeit
Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
-A million women
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Of alla newsgroups on all the nets in cyberspace, sie had to walk into
ours? Paul Wallich
A fact 1,000,000 women take advantage of :-).
Kayembee
Could be a dangerous thing.
Nancy
>Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
> -A million women
and this is a bad thing?
--
sunbird Sounding Board BBS ** 214-596-2915
exu...@exu.ericsson.se "rebel without a clue"
sick minds think alike
: Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
: -A million women
All depends which head's doin' the thinking...
Mike
>> Women cannot exercise their bodies and their minds.
>>
>> -Arthur Lower
> Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
>
> -A million women
Um, it has to do with blood loss to the brain. Not that *I'd*
know.
--
Phillip J. Birmingham
birm...@fnalv.fnal.gov "Tampering in God's Domain since 1965!"
well, if they can't think what to do with it.
--
~Arlene~
---------
"Like god's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off the sidewalk."
Christopher Moore
> >> -Arthur Lower
> > Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
> > -A million women
well men must spend a hell of alot of time with an erection then!
Depends on where the brain *is.* Could be the engorgement of the appendage
with blood puts tremendous pressure on the brain making normal brain
function impossible. Doncha know.
My man!! High five!! Up above. Down below. Behind the back.
hachacha
Nancy (he got it, by george he got it :)
*bzzzzzzzzt* It's a sexist thread remember. Wicked gets 10 points.
Nancy (if it weren't a sexist thread, she would still get 10 points :P
> > and this is a bad thing?
>well, if they can't think what to do with it.
who has to *think* about that?
>well men must spend a hell of alot of time with an erection then!
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
0 points for blatant anti-male comments!
--
>In article <exuptr.226...@exu.ericsson.se>, exu...@exu.ericsson.se (*sunbird*) writes:
>> In article <Wicked-1011...@pc181.warc.cri.nz> Wic...@warc.cri.nz (Wicked) writes:
>>
>>>well men must spend a hell of alot of time with an erection then!
>>
>> Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>> 0 points for blatant anti-male comments!
>*bzzzzzzzzt* It's a sexist thread remember. Wicked gets 10 points.
>Nancy (if it weren't a sexist thread, she would still get 10 points :P
ah, no, sorry, that'll be minus 10 points for staying with the subject: line.
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sunbird Sounding Board BBS ** 214-596-2915
exu...@exu.ericsson.se GenItalia is not an Italian airline!
sick minds think alike
>> >> -Arthur Lower
Small correction -- Women cannot exercise their bodies *or* their minds.
The more generic form of this is simply, "Women can't."
And of course, men can.
>
>> > Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
>> > -A million women
Luckily for certain women, this is true -- else how could they *ever* get
pregnant?
- Steve
: >well men must spend a hell of alot of time with an erection then!
: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
: 0 points for blatant anti-male comments!
Well, what Wicked said is true...isn't it? Why is that anti-male?
Mike (not thinking again)
Give her the frickenfracken 10 points before I have to rip your face
off.
Nancy (*there's black smoke everywhere*)
>Folks,
>
>I am compiling some statements, and I know these may sound sexist but in
>all
>fairness, we have to allow the opposite groups to add their sexist
>statements
>here. Please add your favourite ones and I will post a comprehensive and
>detailed listing in the coming weeks.
Girls are just like slugs. They
serve some purpose but its hard to
imagine what.
- Calvin and Hobbes
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The heart of the human problem is the human heart.-Victor Hugo
Chris Belway bf...@freenet.carleton.ca
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Then you'll just have to make the decision for them.
--
John Fereira
Pleasanton, CA
Older woman?
Nancy (What hill? I don't remember any hill)
: > Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
: > -A million women
: Um, it has to do with blood loss to the brain. Not that *I'd*
: know.
It has to do with having a spleen, which functions as a blood resevoir
and blood pressure equilization device.
All these folks who feel compelled to vent their spleen, at the tangible
and *extreme* injustice of the cruel, cruel world )not( doing what they
wanted, and even, *gasp*, containing other _willful_ beings with their
own adgendas, don't seem to realize that they *need* that spleen _inside_,
since it makes it much easier to both think with a hard on and to have a
non-solitary use for the thing in the bargin.
The world is too complex to be conceived by dichotimies.
--
Graydon Saunders |"Who shall look from Alfred's hood
saun...@qucdn.queensu.ca | Or breath his breath alive?"
@qlink.queensu.ca | -- The Ballad of the White Horse, G.K Chesterton
Now, wait just a moment there! I usually have a high tolerance for these
sorts of things, but that's going just a little too far: one of my
favorite pets of all time was a slug; he was so cute and had such a good
attitude towards life (but, unfortunately, he was also terribly clumsy
which is why I don't have a pet slug any more). Yeah, if I could bring
back any of my old pets, it would be my pet slug and my pet medusa worm.
--
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>*sunbird* (exu...@exu.ericsson.se) wrote:
>: In article <Wicked-1011...@pc181.warc.cri.nz> Wic...@warc.cri.nz (Wicked) writes:
>: >well men must spend a hell of alot of time with an erection then!
>: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>: 0 points for blatant anti-male comments!
>Well, what Wicked said is true...isn't it? Why is that anti-male?
I stand corrected.
[for the moment, thinking]
--
sunbird Sounding Board BBS ** 214-596-2915
>Give her the frickenfracken 10 points before I have to rip your face
>off.
yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow!
>Nancy (*there's black smoke everywhere*)
cajun BBQ?
I am also quite offended. I went to school at UC Santa Cruz where the
official school mascot is the banana slug.
"Eat My Shorts"
- Bart Simpson
> >> >> Women cannot exercise their bodies and their minds.
> >> >> -Arthur Lower
> Small correction -- Women cannot exercise their bodies *or* their minds.
>
> The more generic form of this is simply, "Women can't."
> And of course, men can.
oh yeah and you're so funny i could puke.
and no, this is not a reaction to the sexism inherent in his comment, that
would be hypocritical of me based on my previous comment. i'm merely
saying that this isn't even funny!
> >> > Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
> >> > -A million women
> Luckily for certain women, this is true -- else how could they *ever* get
> pregnant?
science has done wonders for womens abilities to get pregnant without
men. sorry darling, you seem to be one of the redundant species.
and no, this does not include all men, just ones like this one.
and yes, i'm being judgemental and generalising and I DON"T CARE!
> In article <Wicked-1011...@pc181.warc.cri.nz>
Wic...@warc.cri.nz (Wicked) writes:
>
> >well men must spend a hell of alot of time with an erection then!
>
> Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> 0 points for blatant anti-male comments!
heheheheheh. mwah.
>> Men can't think and have an erection at the same time.
> Um, it has to do with blood loss to the brain. Not that *I'd*
> know.
Oh ? Which of the two organs are you missing, Phillip ?
- Tony Q.
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Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand (email for phone no)
"...For Mercy has a human heart, | "Cruelty has a Human Heart,
Pity a human face, | And Jealousy a Human Face,
And Love, the human form divine, | Terror the Human Form Divine,
And Peace, the human dress." - SoI| And Secrecy the Human Dress." -SoE.
>In article <Cz254...@freenet.carleton.ca> bf...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Chris Belway) writes:
>>
>>
>> Girls are just like slugs. They
>> serve some purpose but its hard to
>> imagine what.
>>
>> - Calvin and Hobbes
>Now, wait just a moment there! I usually have a high tolerance for these
>sorts of things, but that's going just a little too far: one of my
>favorite pets of all time was a slug; he was so cute and had such a good
>attitude towards life (but, unfortunately, he was also terribly clumsy
>which is why I don't have a pet slug any more). Yeah, if I could bring
>back any of my old pets, it would be my pet slug and my pet medusa worm.
OK already. Obviously you're more into pets than I am. I'll ship you my
pet tapeworm via UPS. Feed and water him well; he prefers a nice
Riesling, and truffles at least once a week. For Chicken Kiev he'll do
tricks.
Felicitations,
M.
Still takes sperm, doesn't it? Lots of ways to introduce the sperm to
the egg, but sperm is still required. And I would think we would want
a reasonable number of men around for the genetic diversity.
>and no, this does not include all men, just ones like this one.
Hmmm. One's without a sense of humor?
>and yes, i'm being judgemental and generalising and I DON"T CARE!
ooo. If this were alt.women or alt.men or alt.feminism, I would have
to think up some line about PMS.
Lynn (But it isn't. So, PMS == Procrastinating about the Manuscript,
Sweetie?)
> Give her the frickenfracken 10 points before I have to rip your face
> off.
>
> Nancy (*there's black smoke everywhere*)
I should warn y'all that my grenade launcher went missing this
morning...
>Folks,
>I am compiling some statements, and I know these may sound sexist but in
>all
>fairness, we have to allow the opposite groups to add their sexist
>statements
>here. Please add your favourite ones and I will post a comprehensive and
>detailed listing in the coming weeks.
Women. You can't live with them, you can't take them back
to the bar when you're done with them.
'mingo
>Small correction -- Women cannot exercise their bodies *or* their minds.
>The more generic form of this is simply, "Women can't."
> And of course, men can.
>Luckily for certain women, this is true -- else how could they *ever* get
>pregnant?
What IS this? Invasion of the pod-people, or endless september,
or what?
*plonk*
____
david parsons \bi/ You cannot escape. You will be assimilated.
\/ Quayle in '96.
Forget this x, y, z,
or q nonsense. The koolest
letter is the letter 'k',
or at least at first glance,
just like an attractive,
but dumb blonde. Very pretty
to look at, but doesn't say
anything. K is there, but listening
you wouldn't know it.
ie know, knowledge, knowles
-Chris Belway
Girlz r stoopid.
Especially the
fat ones.
-ERIK SCHULTZ
grade 1
slattern sweet nothing
slattern sweet nothing
Girls are dumb.
Especially the fat ones.
-ERIK SCHULTZ
grade 3
You realize, of course, that the next time we get together, I'll be forced
to kill you, much to my sorrow. After torturing you slowly first, of course,
and making you listen to a tape of the '92 Republican convention several
times.
--
Frank Mayhar fr...@exit.com
The top of the cliff, above the tidepools.
Some things are not to be borne.
Worm? Worm? Did you say your favorite pet was a Worm?
--
"The avalanche has already begun. It is useless for the pebbles to vote.".....Ambassador Kosh
See Hobbes?
Girls are so emotional.
-Calvin and Hobbes
> ____
> david parsons \bi/ You cannot escape. You will be assimilated.
> \/ Quayle in '96.
Orc, will you cut that out. I'm nervous enough already...
Michael
--
"You're not catholic? And you took Communion?"
"Yes. Was that wrong?"
"If my god wins, you're screwed." Michael Sullivan
--from _Homicide: Life on the Street_ m...@pcnet.com
Yep; cute little worm, too--a little over three feet long, maybe an inch
and a quarter in diameter, all pink and nubbly with lots of tentacles
coming out the front. Never seemed to sleep, get tired, or even slow
down, that worm just kept on wormin' away. (The slug, on the other hand,
was about as close to a cartoon cow as any shell-less mollusc could be;
despite not having legs, he just radiated the whole "cow" attitude. He
was usually only about five inches long and maybe two inches tall, but
he'd stretch out a fair amount longer when he was galloping.)
If this is total baldness I am in good shape. If this is just loss
of hair on the top of the head, I'm ... something .. Just a minute.
what were we talking about?
By George...he's got a point there. Hmmmmm.
> The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
> because the average man sees better than he thinks.
> - Birgitte Krogh
Now that's a good one. Yeah, I like it.
Is the progression of dementia proportionate to the progressive loss
of eyesight?
Nancy
Probably a blood relative Ross.
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Damn it, I ain't loanin you another 'un.
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EMT-D N9ISY # Base, Lawrence Co. IN # but an expensive pet.
Sawyer # Somewhere out on the # EOL
Networks Tech.# Mirza Ranch. DoD#1143 # My views, not the U's
<Snif> No, but it was at least as tragic; alas, grace was not to be found
amongst my slug's many virtues and, indeed, "as clumsy as a mollusk can be"
would have been an accurate description. You don't usually see slugs
happily slugging along and, all of a sudden, just slip and fall over, but
this particular slug tended to do this a lot; fortunately, slugs are
pretty soft and squishy and he never got bruised or stub a toe (well, no
toes to be stubbed) so I never worried about it.
Sadly, one tragic day he managed to slip and fall on a condylactis which,
as any normal mesogloea-filled coelenterate would, obligingly digested
him. I was in the next room, but somehow I failed to hear his helpless
little slug screams until it was too late. I still miss him. Maybe I'll
go make myself a plush stuffed slug to cuddle up next to. <snif>
Let me guess. You took him on a family vacation to Salt Lake.
Nancy
> Is the progression of dementia proportionate to the progressive loss
> of eyesight?
no, hair loss ;)
>> Is the progression of dementia proportionate to the progressive loss
>> of eyesight?
>no, hair loss ;)
I loathe both of you. I just wanted you to know that.
>> Worm? Worm? Did you say your favorite pet was a Worm?
>Yep; cute little worm, too--a little over three feet long, maybe an inch
>and a quarter in diameter, all pink and nubbly with lots of tentacles
>coming out the front.
Does it make cute little "Chtorr !" noises when it's hungry ?
No Tony. You love us, both of us. You desire us...you want our fishnet-
hosed legs around you. When we are done with you, you will be completely
bald or at least bald above and around your ears.
Nancy *bwahahahahaha*
> There should be no more "THE OTHER GENDER" flaming, or slagging on this
> SIG as now the Battle of the Sexes has been declared a draw
>
> THE RESULT
>
> Women have to deal with PMS, Men have to deal with a Hockey lockout
need anyone say more really?
>No Tony. You love us, both of us. You desire us...you want our fishnet-
>hosed legs around you. When we are done with you, you will be completely
>bald or at least bald above and around your ears.
now, now, don't tease the boy :-D
Dreadstar
"I like my sword, but you should see the electric bill..."
Yes the thought of good government does scare some.
--
I've been out to the mountains, I've walked down by the sea,
I never questioned no one, and no one questioned me.
My love was given freely, and ofttimes was returned,
I never came to borrow, I only came to learn. GL
OH GOD, I'm getting really demented, I actually snickered at a Ross Jefferies
post. Is there any hope foe me to regain my sanity?
WRONG! A good stiff wind blows and *I* have erections. I
*think* quite clearly during those moments too.
-Leona-(I walked out of the bathroom this morning and bumped smack-dab
into my supervisor. He looked at me, looked down at the bagle in
my hand, looked at me again. I just grinned, winked and said,
"Kinda makes ya wonder, dudnit?")
--
Mixed emotions may cloud your eyes, but the truth is a truth and a lie is a lie
And it may be, that you might need, to change direction to help you see.
If he won't love you, somebody else will. If he won't hold you,
Somebody else will. What he cannot show you, somebody else will. -MS
> Speaking of which, I went to see "The Last Seduction" yesterday,
> and enjoyed it. Yea, the main character had a physical resemblence to
> Leona's picture, and a mental resemblence to Wicked confronting a
> hog-tied Lewis.
i really have to check this movie out. this is the third time the main
character has been likened to me wrt attitude and personality. there
could be a message in there somewhere! ;)