I thought I was doing well!
Plague Boy
have a name, but it's a real Chinchilla. It's even paid for.
Alas, I cannot compete with these folks,
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23601914/
who fit 800 dogs in a triple-wide trailer. Fortunately, they were
*small* dogs, Chihuahuas and such, which allowed them to squeeze
in the 82 parrots.
Animal abuse workers said the elderly couple was "overwhelmed"
trying to knit sweaters for all the diminutive canines.
Neighbors expressed surprise over the discovery. "We thought
they had two or three dogs, that they walked several hundred
times a day", said Zebulon Kasack, who lives across the road.
Oh, well, them's the breaks, I guess. I better go let the
Nameless Chinchilla out so it can reduce the only decent piece of
furniture in my kitchen to splinters.
--
PB
"I suspect you're an arrogant little pissant who grew up in the
Red Bull generation." - CJW
Penelope
<plagu...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>I have a Chinchilla in my kitchen. True, the Chinchilla doesn't
>have a name, but it's a real Chinchilla. It's even paid for.
>
> Alas, I cannot compete with these folks,
>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23601914/
>who fit 800 dogs in a triple-wide trailer. Fortunately, they were
>*small* dogs, Chihuahuas and such, which allowed them to squeeze
>in the 82 parrots.
I beg to differ! Perhaps you're a bit low on Chihuahuas and
parrots, but your bin of thermocouples and various other
hot water heater parts is brimming over. And then there
is your bin of toilet gaskets and o-rings, not to mention
your bin of bent Craftsman screwdrivers waiting to be
exchanged. And how about that bin of copper pipe
fittings, waiting patiently to be fitted to pipes? Let's not
even get in to the bins of spare computer bits, Mr.
I-am-the-Mother-Teresa-of-Homeless-Computers!
>who fit 800 dogs in a triple-wide trailer. Fortunately, they were
>*small* dogs, Chihuahuas and such, which allowed them to squeeze
>in the 82 parrots.
> Animal abuse workers said the elderly couple was "overwhelmed"
>trying to knit sweaters for all the diminutive canines.
Luckily you took in a animal that came with her own fabulous
fur coat.
> Neighbors expressed surprise over the discovery. "We thought
>they had two or three dogs, that they walked several hundred
>times a day", said Zebulon Kasack, who lives across the road.
>
> Oh, well, them's the breaks, I guess. I better go let the
>Nameless Chinchilla
Priscilla Lola
Daphne Olivia
Veronica Sophia
If she's going to walk around in a chinchilla coat, she
needs a fancy sounding name.
Penelope
songbird
>I have a Chinchilla in my kitchen. True, the Chinchilla doesn't
> have a name, but it's a real Chinchilla. It's even paid for.
i'd call it Rinny.
rinny chin chin.
chin chiller, the new summertime fashion accessory...
songbird *peep*
Plague Boy
I think I'm going to call her "Sasser" or "Blaster"; she scaled
the metro rack of computers and crawled into the server and
wouldn't come out.
She also managed to escape the Chinchilla zone, scale the Wall
of Doom, and wind up on top of the radiator. From there, she
executed a daring leap to the Forbidden Table, where she took a
victory dump on my new laptop.
Plague Boy
> songbird wrote:
>> Plague Boy wrote:
>>
>>> I have a Chinchilla in my kitchen. True, the Chinchilla doesn't
>>> have a name, but it's a real Chinchilla. It's even paid for.
>>
>> i'd call it Rinny.
>>
>> rinny chin chin.
>>
>> chin chiller, the new summertime fashion accessory...
>
> I think I'm going to call her "Sasser" or "Blaster"; she scaled the
> metro rack of computers and crawled into the server and wouldn't come out.
>
> She also managed to escape the Chinchilla zone, scale the Wall of
> Doom, and wind up on top of the radiator. From there, she executed a
> daring leap to the Forbidden Table, where she took a victory dump on my
> new laptop.
>
Well, the Chinchilla is still nameless, but you can see her
exploits here:
http://picasaweb.google.com/plaguestar/Chinchilla#
she seems to be much more lively with fresh hay, quality
pellets, and regular exercise. She likes to bounce off things.
Penelope
wrote:
> Well, the Chinchilla is still nameless, but you can see her
>exploits here:
Cicely?
Sasha?
Scarlet?
>http://picasaweb.google.com/plaguestar/Chinchilla#
>
> she seems to be much more lively with fresh hay, quality
>pellets, and regular exercise. She likes to bounce off things.
And chew computer cables.
Penelope
songbird
> Penelope wrote:
>>Plague Boy wrote:
>> > Well, the Chinchilla is still nameless, but you can see her
>> >exploits here:
>
>> Cicely?
>
>> Sasha?
>
>> Scarlet?
>
> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
and then it would be Reece's feces!
>> >http://picasaweb.google.com/plaguestar/Chinchilla#
>
>> > she seems to be much more lively with fresh hay, quality
>> >pellets, and regular exercise. She likes to bounce off things.
>
>> And chew computer cables.
rodents and teeth, at least we don't have to worry about
rescueing Plague Boi with the holy handgrenade...
yet...
songbird
Penelope
<song...@anthive.com> wrote:
>Diorite wrote:
>> Penelope wrote:
>>>Plague Boy wrote:
>
>>> > Well, the Chinchilla is still nameless, but you can see her
>>> >exploits here:
>>
>>> Cicely?
>>
>>> Sasha?
>>
>>> Scarlet?
>>
>> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
>
> and then it would be Reece's feces!
Oh. Dear. Lord.
Why must you give him ideas?
Penelope
songbird
>songbird wrote:
>>Diorite wrote:
>>> Penelope wrote:
>>>>Plague Boy wrote:
>>
>>>> > Well, the Chinchilla is still nameless, but you can see her
>>>> >exploits here:
>>>
>>>> Cicely?
>>>
>>>> Sasha?
>>>
>>>> Scarlet?
>>>
>>> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
>>
>> and then it would be Reece's feces!
>
> Oh. Dear. Lord.
>
>
> Why must you give him ideas?
well it isn't because we lack the faith that he'll
not come up with something good on his own.
so it must be that we want to make sure that
he'll have the fully explored broad goodness that
life can offer him.
or something...
songbird
Plague Boy
After watching her "hip-hop" around, I'm thinking "ghostface chilla".
John Fereira
> songbird wrote:
>> Penelope wrote:
>>> songbird wrote:
>>>> Diorite wrote:
>>>>> Penelope wrote:
>>>>>> Plague Boy wrote:
>>>>>>> Well, the Chinchilla is still nameless, but you can see her
>>>>>>> exploits here:
>>>>>> Cicely?
>>>>>> Sasha?
>>>>>> Scarlet?
>>>>> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
>>>> and then it would be Reece's feces!
>>> Oh. Dear. Lord.
>>>
>>>
>>> Why must you give him ideas?
>>
>> well it isn't because we lack the faith that he'll
>> not come up with something good on his own.
>> so it must be that we want to make sure that
>> he'll have the fully explored broad goodness that
>> life can offer him.
>>
>> or something...
>>
>>
>> songbird
>>
>
> After watching her "hip-hop" around, I'm thinking "ghostface chilla".
>
Chinchilla Ice?
Penelope
wrote:
> John Fereira <ja...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>> Plague Boy wrote:
>> > songbird wrote:
>> >> Penelope wrote:
>> >>> songbird wrote:
>> >>>> Diorite wrote:
>> >>>>> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
>> >>>> and then it would be Reece's feces!
<...>
>> > After watching her "hip-hop" around, I'm thinking "ghostface chilla".
>> >
>>
>> Chinchilla Ice?
>
>Why? Is it fake fur? :-)
I hate you.
Penelope
--
You have proven yourself to be the most malicious,
classless person that I've encountered in years.
- "pointed" <poppy...@yahoo.com>
John Fereira
> In article <rt4bq49heo33f7nn7...@4ax.com>,
> Penelope <pperi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> On 23 Feb 2009 07:49:49 -0500, Diorite <dio...@wowway.com>
>> wrote:
>>> John Fereira <ja...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>>>> Plague Boy wrote:
>>>>> songbird wrote:
>>>>>> Penelope wrote:
>>>>>>> songbird wrote:
>>>>>>>> Diorite wrote:
>> <A Plague of Chinchilla Proportions>
>
>>>>>>>>> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
>>>>>>>> and then it would be Reece's feces!
>> <...>
>>>>> After watching her "hip-hop" around, I'm thinking "ghostface chilla".
>
>>>> Chinchilla Ice?
>
>>> Why? Is it fake fur? :-)
>
>> I hate you.
>
>> Penelope
>
> Adam's Chocolate Bock in the fridge. Next to a bottle of Victory's
> Saison.
Victory makes a Saison? I want some.
I was at a conference from Mon-Thu this week where the hotel bar had
Victory Golden Monkey. The hotel that I'm at now (typing this from the
bar) has a decent selection as well. I'm about to order a Smithwicks.
Penelope
>In article <rt4bq49heo33f7nn7...@4ax.com>,
> Penelope <pperi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> On 23 Feb 2009 07:49:49 -0500, Diorite <dio...@wowway.com>
>> wrote:
>> > John Fereira <ja...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>> >> Plague Boy wrote:
>> >> > songbird wrote:
>> >> >> Penelope wrote:
>> >> >>> songbird wrote:
>> >> >>>> Diorite wrote:
>> <A Plague of Chinchilla Proportions>
>
>> >> >>>>> I vote for Reese. After the mighty chin of Witherspoon.
>> >> >>>> and then it would be Reece's feces!
>> <...>
>> >> > After watching her "hip-hop" around, I'm thinking "ghostface chilla".
>
>> >> Chinchilla Ice?
>
>> >Why? Is it fake fur? :-)
>
>> I hate you.
>
>> Penelope
>
>Not nearly as much as you will when I tell you I have a bottle of Sam
>Adam's Chocolate Bock in the fridge. Next to a bottle of Victory's
>Saison.
*sneer*
Waiting patiently for me on my next northern adventure is a bottle of
the Sam Adams, some Brooklyn Brewery's Black Chocolate Stout, and some
Ithica Beer Company Gorges Smoked Porter.
>There is a great gag name for the beast that I lack the resources to
>derive. Does anyone know what the Chinese for "North Wind" would be?
>Great name for a Chin-Chiller.
...and I still hate you.
Penelope
John Fereira
I would add a bottle of Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence to that list.
Penelope
>Penelope wrote:
>> On 26 Feb 2009 10:13:45 -0500, Diorite <dio...@wowway.com> wrote:
<...>
>>> Not nearly as much as you will when I tell you I have a bottle of Sam
>>> Adam's Chocolate Bock in the fridge. Next to a bottle of Victory's
>>> Saison.
>>
>> *sneer*
>>
>> Waiting patiently for me on my next northern adventure is a bottle of
>> the Sam Adams, some Brooklyn Brewery's Black Chocolate Stout, and some
>> Ithica Beer Company Gorges Smoked Porter.
>
>I would add a bottle of Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence to that list.
I...I think we have. Oh dear, am I becoming so jaded with quality beer
that I can't keep up with them anymore?
Penelope