Things To Say At Work
CG
Domme2one
Barrister wrote:
> Good things to say when you're stressed at work!
>
> 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!!
> 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
> 3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
> 4. Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine!
> 5. Don't bother me I'm living happily ever after.
> 6. Do I look like a fucking people person?
> 7. This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting.
> 8. I started out with nothing, still have most of it left.
> 9. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
> 10. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
> 11. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
> 12. Back off your standing in my aura.
> 13. Don't worry I forgot your name too.
> 14. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
> 15. Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
> 16. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> 17. Chaos, panic & disorder...My work here is done.
> 18. Earth is full, go home.
> 19. Are you depriving some village of an idiot?
> 20. If assholes could fly this office would be a fucking airport.
Deb
LOL!!! I can't wait to get to work!!!
This it made my day :)
Deb
Zprymantis
> 12. Back off your standing in my aura.
This one is perfect for me - heck, I probably inspired it - it even has my
favorite typo in it.
I'll us it tonight while serving dinner to the troops.
:)
z
re...@pipeline.com
wrote:
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The guy you hate, but I'm thinkin' the guy you love,:-)
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( a man on a mission to give a naughty girl what she deserves and ,god
allmighty, do you ever deserve it!)
Switchmaybe(BG)
10. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
16. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
.19. Are you depriving some village of an idiot?
Muttered in exasperation when I worked.
There is also.
Oh, you wanted someone with common sense? Come on, he's a graduate, what do
you expect?
When cleaning the coffee off another piece of expensive test gear...
What happened, missed your mouth again?
I was a terrible brat when i was working... Now I'm a nice bratt...
Brian
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Pappa Hobbit
wrote:
>Good things to say when you're stressed at work!
>
P & E
Hey Barrister,
I didn't realize that we were co-workers? These were great,
thanks for posting
Petulant2U
Pet
Jessie
>Good things to say when you're stressed at work!
These are great - I took them to work and shared them.
Hugs,
Jessie
...Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It
makes me feel so good! - Lestat
domino
>These are great - I took them to work and shared them.
As a humorous post, or individually, one, by one, doled out to various
of your co-workers, during the course of the day?
Enquiring minds want to know :-)))
love
Aunty Domino
Jessie
>As a humorous post, or individually, one, by one, doled out to various
>of your co-workers, during the course of the day?
As a humorous post to a select group...I may dole them out to a couple others
as time goes on.
domino
>Domino asked:
>
>>As a humorous post, or individually, one, by one, doled out to various
>>of your co-workers, during the course of the day?
>
>As a humorous post to a select group...I may dole them out to a couple others
>as time goes on.
Hmmm!!! I'm keeping my eye on you young lady!
love
Aunty Domino
Jennifer Truth
Things To Say At Work
Group: soc.sexuality.spanking Date: Wed, Dec 18, 2002, 7:46am (PST+3)
From: Barr...@Assville.Com (Barrister)
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine!
5. Don't bother me I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a fucking people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing, still have most of it left.
9. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
14. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
15. Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
16. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
17. Chaos, panic & disorder...My work here is done.
18. Earth is full, go home.
..
How about let's go postal?
Jennifer Truth
Re: Things To Say At Work
Group: soc.sexuality.spanking Date: Thu, Dec 19, 2002, 10:01am (PST+3)
From: Barr...@Assville.Com (Barrister)
On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 13:55:40 -0500, Pappa Hobbit <jpg...@adelphia.net>
wrote:
I didn't realize that we were co-workers? These were great, thanks for
posting
brings them home?<g>
Barrister
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Barrister does not need paper tiles because e uses his tongue.
Jessie
>Hmmm!!! I'm keeping my eye on you young lady!
I wouldn't want it any other way, Aunty.
domino
>I wouldn't want it any other way, Aunty.
<smile>
hugs and love
Aunty Domino