Muffy....ready to pick up and move on....
"I don't think of myself as single; I am Romantically Challenged."-
>I want to find a new, funny, the-real-me sig line to
Muff, I don't know you well enough to offer authoritative advice on sigs,
but here are some that may amuse.
I've no idea of your age, but I usually get a cheap laugh with these:
"Screw the Golden Years"
"Age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill".
"I'm not 50; I'm USD49.95"
"At my age, I can't see the wood OR the trees".
Here are a couple that are sexist-ish:
"Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery."
And a couple of general ones:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"4 out of the 5 voices in my head say, "Call in sick.""
"Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's
basic desire to CHOKE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF SOME IDIOT WHO DESPERATELY
~~Take Jennifer Aniston out before you e-mail me~~
“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aircraft
– either you have diarrhoea, or you’re anxious to meet people
who do.” – Rich Jeni
"My ... are our knuckles dragging again?"
Muffy.....adding this one to the PRO list...
(funny, I haven't started a CON list yet...)