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Amir

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Apr 20, 2005, 2:22:57 PM4/20/05
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1) Do animals masturbate?

2) Are there any historical/popular references about man/women having
sex with animal?

-Amir

JustGB

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Apr 20, 2005, 5:29:00 PM4/20/05
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1)
You know why dogs lick their balls?
Because they can!

2)
Google for "bestiality" or "beastiality". There's plenty under either
spelling.

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JustGB
"Life is uncertain - eat dessert first!"

Serene

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Apr 20, 2005, 5:51:21 PM4/20/05
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Amir <sha...@gmail.com> wrote:

> 1) Do animals masturbate?

Yes.

>
> 2) Are there any historical/popular references about man/women having
> sex with animal?

Yes.

serene, ever helpful

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Jack C Lipton

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Apr 20, 2005, 7:25:56 PM4/20/05
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Serene wrote:
> serene, ever helpful

No,milady, when said like that, it should be:

"serene, the ever-helpful"


- Jack, the never-helpful

It's a good thing that so few "know Jack"...

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sent to Hell are those most likely to become permanent residents. - me

suzee

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Apr 20, 2005, 8:28:58 PM4/20/05
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Amir wrote:

> 1) Do animals masturbate?

Some primates. I'm not sure why dogs lick their balls but they act a lot
different than they do when they smell a female one in heat.

> 2) Are there any historical/popular references about man/women having
> sex with animal?

Sure. Some of them are even true.

sue

Remus Shepherd

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Apr 21, 2005, 10:37:32 AM4/21/05
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Amir <sha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 1) Do animals masturbate?

Yes. Dogs and horses are the most commonly seen.

> 2) Are there any historical/popular references about man/women having
> sex with animal?

Tons. Too many to mention here. Exactly what information are you
trying to find? Perhaps I can help.

... ...
Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com>

alordo...@yahoo.com

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Apr 21, 2005, 12:49:52 PM4/21/05
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Remus Shepherd wrote:
> Amir <sha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > 1) Do animals masturbate?
> Yes. Dogs and horses are the most commonly seen.

Eh, a group of friends and I watched in stunned fascination ('bout 20
years ago) as a dog licked it's penis until it ejaculated all over the
carpet. When the owner heard us laughing at it, he picked up the
little pooch and asked it if we were making fun of it... then kissed it
on the lips before anyone could say anything. More stunned silence,
followed by lots more laughter :-)

> > 2) Are there any historical/popular references about man/women
having
> > sex with animal?
> Tons. Too many to mention here.

Greek/Roman mythology has lots, as does the Hindu mythology. Their
gods were always turning into swans, bulls and whatnot so they could
copulate with women. Too many to mention, as Remus said, but since I'm
a USAsian, I was taught western mythology in school.

Norton

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Apr 21, 2005, 10:27:47 PM4/21/05
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Hey Remus! Welcome back!

Norton.

Remus Shepherd

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Apr 22, 2005, 10:28:08 AM4/22/05
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Norton <nor...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
> Hey Remus! Welcome back!

I never left. Always reading. Just haven't felt qualified to post
anything for a few months.

If y'all would screw more barnyard animals, I'd be much more active, you
know. ;)

Serene

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Apr 22, 2005, 11:44:24 AM4/22/05
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Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com> wrote:

> If y'all would screw more barnyard animals, I'd be much more active, you
> know. ;)

It's all about the ponies with you people.

Hiya, Remus!

serene

Norton

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Apr 22, 2005, 8:28:17 PM4/22/05
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Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com> wrote:
>Norton <nor...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
>> Hey Remus! Welcome back!

> I never left. Always reading. Just haven't felt qualified to post
>anything for a few months.

> If y'all would screw more barnyard animals, I'd be much more active, you
>know. ;)

Some women I know claim they've been doing that, but
they turn out to be the two-legged kind.

Norton.

illecebra

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Apr 24, 2005, 11:45:12 PM4/24/05
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> .... ...
> Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com>
>

Remus! I've missed you. Welcome back.

***hugs***

Susan

illecebra

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Apr 24, 2005, 11:46:31 PM4/24/05
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Remus Shepherd wrote:
> Norton <nor...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>Hey Remus! Welcome back!
>
>
> I never left. Always reading. Just haven't felt qualified to post
> anything for a few months.
>
> If y'all would screw more barnyard animals, I'd be much more active, you
> know. ;)
>
> .... ...
> Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com>
>

I'm an animal in bed and I like it doggie style, is that close enough?

Susan

Remus Shepherd

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Apr 25, 2005, 9:52:10 AM4/25/05
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illecebra <vyyrpro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Remus Shepherd wrote:
> > Norton <nor...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >>Hey Remus! Welcome back!
> >
> > I never left. Always reading. Just haven't felt qualified to post
> > anything for a few months.
> >
> > If y'all would screw more barnyard animals, I'd be much more active, you
> > know. ;)

> I'm an animal in bed and I like it doggie style, is that close enough?

> Susan

Wear fur and we'll talk. ;)

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