Favorite Pickup Lines
Angelique
Laurie reminded me of my favorite pickup lines when she gave her
favorite pickup line of "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but do you want to fuck
me?". Some of my favorites are, "The angels in Heaven must be jealous of
your beauty, my lady", "Nice rose holder" (referring to the cleavage
between the breasts of course), and the ever famous, "Would you like to
see my sword?". What is your favorite pickup line (multiples allowed, of
course)? For that matter why and how often does it/they work? Inquiring
minds want to know. Blessed Be, Angelique
FR
Don't have one, because I don't "pick up" girls, but I must say, "Fuck
me if I'm wrong, but do you want to fuck me?" is the best one I've ever
heard! :-) :-)
-- Frederique
Brian Gordon
I go with "Nice shoes. Let's fuck."
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Laurie S.
wrote:
>In article <3D3E9558...@flash.net>,
>Angelique <ange...@flash.net> wrote:
>>Dear Group,
>>Laurie reminded me of my favorite pickup lines when she gave her
>>favorite pickup line of "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but do you want to fuck
>>me?". Some of my favorites are, "The angels in Heaven must be jealous of
>>your beauty, my lady", "Nice rose holder" (referring to the cleavage
>>between the breasts of course), and the ever famous, "Would you like to
>>see my sword?". What is your favorite pickup line (multiples allowed, of
>>course)? For that matter why and how often does it/they work? Inquiring
>>minds want to know. Blessed Be, Angelique
>>
>
>I go with "Nice shoes. Let's fuck."
That's my actual favorite, but "Fuck me if I'm wrong..." is my No. 2.
I've also heard it as "Fuck me if I'm wrong ... but don't you want to
fuck me?" (said like you're pretty sure you're right, but you're just
checking)
Laurie
Laurie S.
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Laurie S.
wrote:
Well, actually, "Nice shoes ... wanna fuck?" is my favorite, but that
might not have been clear from my post to rg. "Fuck me if I'm
wrong..." is my second-favorite. There's also a variation: "Fuck me if
I'm wrong, but isn't your name <whatever>?" ;)
The "nice shoes one," I told to a male friend once. We laughed about
it, and he later took his girlfriend to an Orioles game. She had new
shoes on. He looked at them, said "nice shoes" and started to laugh,
leaving her puzzled. =)
Do you remember Dr. Hook's "Sharing the Night Together?" As I remember
it, the song was written to highlight bad lines and cliches that
people use as pickup lines.
I heard lots of pickup lines when I was younger, but I particularly
remember the freckle ones. "Can I play connect the dots with your
freckles?" "Where do your freckles end?" That sort of thing. Oh, and
"are you a *real* redhead?"
Then there was this guy I knew who, obviously not trying to pick me
up, would say "red on the head like the dick on a dog." I think he
said it just for the weird look I'd give him. =P
Heh. I just remembered a co-worker who, when I wore a dress to work
(an unusual occurrence) one day, said "that dress would look great on
my bedroom floor." ;) He also once asked me if I'd like to play war:
"I lay down on the floor and you blow the hell out of me." =) I like
our unofficial pro-sexual harrassment policy. ;)
That same co-worker (when he started at the office, he was leery of
telling dirty jokes in front of us women, but we quickly cured him of
that) once told me a joke that he barely dared do. He faked touching
my crotch, then licked his finger and said, "you taste familiar." I
told him he was terrible, but I was LMAO at the same time. I made him
tell one of the other women, who backed away from him with the
biggest, roundest eyes until I started laughing and assured her that
he wasn't really going to touch her.
Anyway, here are a few lines:
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with
one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Did you get hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
I thought this one was cute:
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
What?
(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP.
(If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)
Something like that might work on me, as it's just an ice-breaker and
it's silly. I like silly. =)
Laurie
Poster formerly known as anonymous
"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"You have a nice ass, may I wear it as a hat?"
"Backroom, 5 minutes, bring a change of panties."
Tiberius
"Angelique" <ange...@flash.net> wrote in message
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One of the things about all these pickup lines is that they don't *usually*
work as pure pickup lines. Ie., you can't use them straight out on someone
you have walked up to - except maybe in special circumstances, and then only
if you have got a follow up.
For instance, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has the merit of simplicity, honesty
and complete lack of pressure or manipulation. And it cuts out any time
wasting. Why on earth should anyone object to a direct question like that?
On the other hand you are not going to say it to every woman in the room,
are you?
Where corny and/or witty lines can work is with someone you already know a
bit, or as a way of advancing the evening or even the whole relationship on
to the next stage. This advancement to the next stage is a process I
sometimes refer to as the "conversion to horizontality".
Examples:
(after long complicated philosophical discussion one evening)
"Look, life is very simple really, only two things are important. You're
very beautiful and I'm a sex maniac"
(two days ago after another thread on this NG - btw thanks to whoever posted
it)
"Someone just sent me an article on the G-Spot; we should research this"
Tiberius
DeferentialCiphr
>What?
>(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP.
>(If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)
Now this one is gooood!
DeferentialCiphr
My favorite line is " will you go to bed with me? " But I'd only use it
after being fairly sure of her sentiments.
Joe
Gal: "No, how many?"
Guy: "I don't know, but would you like another one?";))
Brian M. Queen, CPA
He had a batch of business cards printed on Tyvex material. For those
who do not know what Tyvex is, it is a plastic type material which
looks and feels like paper, is very light weight and is used primarily
for catalog and shipping envelopes. It is very durable a practically
indestructable.
Anyway, printed on the business card was the following message:
"If you want to go home with me and have wild passonate sex, then keep
this card and smile. If not, then tear up this card and throw it
away."
Well of course the card could not be torn up, and as each unsuspecting
female tried, they began to laugh (smile). It was a great ice
breaker.
Billy Joe Bob
> me?". Some of my favorites are, "The angels in Heaven must be jealous of
>
Whats *more* important is, follow up questions, what I mean is, you've made
the first move, you've introduced yourself, now you have to keep her talking
and interested,
What are good follow up questions ?
Tiberius
Apologies if that doesn't work in the USA. It comes from a "childrens" TV
program that was on years ago in the UK and France.
Tiberius
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Tiberius
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> Guy: "Do you know how many bones a woman has in her body?"
>
> Gal: "No, how many?"
>
> Guy: "I don't know, but would you like another one?";))
>
Guy: Would you like some sex?
Girl: No thanks.
Guy: Well, do you mind lying down while I have some.