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Serene Vannoy
Oct 3, 2012, 9:52:03 PM10/3/12
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In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
Because I can, that's why.
(Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
What's your name?
Age?
Are you a virgin?
Do you remember your first time?
If you could change your first, would you?
Favorite Position?
Foreplay or Roleplay?
Rough or sensual?
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
Do you like kissing during sex?
Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
Do you moan?
Do you like to talk dirty?
Do you like to have your hair pulled?
Do you like to be spanked?
How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
Could you live without sex?
Do you like oral sex?
How many times have you had sex in one day?
Have you ever had a 3-some?
Have you ever been caught in the act?
What's your biggest turn on?
Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Have you ever used toys during sex?
Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
Have you ever been tied up during sex?
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Can you remember who gave you the worst?
Do you get down and dirty?
Ever been with someone you regret?
Are you a scratcher?
Do you like to be on top?
When is the best time of day to have sex?
When was the last time you had sex?
Where was the last place you had sex?
Do you remember who it was with?
Was it with a person you love?
How long did it last?
Did they enjoy it?
Did you enjoy it?
Do you regret having sex with this person?
Longest you've gone without sex?
Do you like sex?
Serene
--
My food blog: http://www.momfoodproject.com
My small-press literary magazine: http://42magazine.com
Because I can, that's why.
(Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
What's your name?
Age?
Are you a virgin?
Do you remember your first time?
If you could change your first, would you?
Favorite Position?
Foreplay or Roleplay?
Rough or sensual?
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
Do you like kissing during sex?
Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
Do you moan?
Do you like to talk dirty?
Do you like to have your hair pulled?
Do you like to be spanked?
How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
Could you live without sex?
Do you like oral sex?
How many times have you had sex in one day?
Have you ever had a 3-some?
Have you ever been caught in the act?
What's your biggest turn on?
Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Have you ever used toys during sex?
Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
Have you ever been tied up during sex?
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Can you remember who gave you the worst?
Do you get down and dirty?
Ever been with someone you regret?
Are you a scratcher?
Do you like to be on top?
When is the best time of day to have sex?
When was the last time you had sex?
Where was the last place you had sex?
Do you remember who it was with?
Was it with a person you love?
How long did it last?
Did they enjoy it?
Did you enjoy it?
Do you regret having sex with this person?
Longest you've gone without sex?
Do you like sex?
Serene
--
My food blog: http://www.momfoodproject.com
My small-press literary magazine: http://42magazine.com
Orlando Enrique Fiol
Oct 4, 2012, 12:45:27 AM10/4/12
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ser...@serenepages.org wrote:
>What's your name?
Orlando Enrique Fiol.
>Age?
Forty.
>Are you a virgin?
Thankfully not.
>Do you remember your first time?
Yes. It was with a psychotic alcoholic I met over the phone. She was
surprisingly tender and conscious about what this experience would mean to me.
>If you could change your first, would you?
Probably not.
>Favorite Position?
On my knees in front of the woman with her legs around my shoulders.
>Foreplay or Roleplay?
Foreplay. Roleplay is for unmindful people who really can't stand to live in
the moment with their partners.
>Rough or sensual?
Both, depending on mood, partner's mood and circumstances.
>Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes. Most were vacuous and devoid of emotional content.
>Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
There are valid places for both, but I generally prefer to make love.
>Do you like kissing during sex?
Absolutely! It's my favorite part.
>Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
Relatively quiet.
>Do you moan?
Yes.
>Do you like to talk dirty?
Very much.
>Do you like to have your hair pulled?
I'm bald.
>Do you like to be spanked?
Never tried it.
>How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
Two, but that's rare.
>Could you live without sex?
Yes, but I'd rather not.
>Do you like oral sex?
Love it, giving and receiving.
>How many times have you had sex in one day?
Four times.
>Have you ever had a 3-some?
No, but I would be open to various configurations.
>Have you ever been caught in the act?
I think once.
>What's your biggest turn on?
Sounds and fragrances.
>Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
Not to my knowledge.
>Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I hope so.
>Have you ever used toys during sex?
Yes, but I find them extraneous and distracting.
>Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
I'm not good at making knots.
>Have you ever been tied up during sex?
No, but I wouldn't resist.
>Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
A few instances come to mind.
>Can you remember who gave you the worst?
Unfortunately so.
>Do you get down and dirty?
Of course!
>Ever been with someone you regret?
Unfortunately yes.
>Are you a scratcher?
Sometimes.
>Do you like to be on top?
Yes.
>When is the best time of day to have sex?
Mid day.
>When was the last time you had sex?
Last weekend.
>Where was the last place you had sex?
My house and bedroom.
>Do you remember who it was with?
Of course. She's my girlfriend now.
>Was it with a person you love?
Yes, we fell in love quickly.
>How long did it last?
I didn't time it.
>Did they enjoy it?
So she says.
>Did you enjoy it?
Yes indeed.
>Do you regret having sex with this person?
Never!
>Longest you've gone without sex?
Three or four years.
>Do you like sex?
Very much!
Orlando
>What's your name?
Orlando Enrique Fiol.
>Age?
Forty.
>Are you a virgin?
Thankfully not.
>Do you remember your first time?
surprisingly tender and conscious about what this experience would mean to me.
>If you could change your first, would you?
>Favorite Position?
On my knees in front of the woman with her legs around my shoulders.
>Foreplay or Roleplay?
Foreplay. Roleplay is for unmindful people who really can't stand to live in
the moment with their partners.
>Rough or sensual?
Both, depending on mood, partner's mood and circumstances.
>Have you ever had a one night stand?
>Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
>Do you like kissing during sex?
>Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
>Do you moan?
Yes.
>Do you like to talk dirty?
>Do you like to have your hair pulled?
>Do you like to be spanked?
>How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
>Could you live without sex?
>Do you like oral sex?
>How many times have you had sex in one day?
>Have you ever had a 3-some?
>Have you ever been caught in the act?
>What's your biggest turn on?
>Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
>Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
>Have you ever used toys during sex?
>Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
>Have you ever been tied up during sex?
>Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
>Can you remember who gave you the worst?
>Do you get down and dirty?
>Ever been with someone you regret?
>Are you a scratcher?
Sometimes.
>Do you like to be on top?
>When is the best time of day to have sex?
>When was the last time you had sex?
>Where was the last place you had sex?
>Do you remember who it was with?
>Was it with a person you love?
>How long did it last?
>Did they enjoy it?
So she says.
>Did you enjoy it?
Yes indeed.
>Do you regret having sex with this person?
>Longest you've gone without sex?
>Do you like sex?
Very much!
Orlando
Tom Allen
Oct 4, 2012, 12:37:06 PM10/4/12
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Serene Vannoy wrote:
> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>
> Because I can, that's why.
>
>
> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>
> What's your name?
Tom
> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>
> Because I can, that's why.
>
>
> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>
> What's your name?
> Age?
54
> Are you a virgin?
I could be, if it turns you on.
> Do you remember your first time?
and shag carpeting.
> If you could change your first, would you?
> Favorite Position?
Missionary. Don't judge me!
> Foreplay or Roleplay?
Yes, please.
> Rough or sensual?
I'm more of a sensual guy.
> Have you ever had a one night stand?
> Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
> Do you like kissing during sex?
> Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
has made me quite.
> Do you moan?
And groan.
> Do you like to talk dirty?
> Do you like to have your hair pulled?
> Do you like to be spanked?
> How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
> Could you live without sex?
I'd prefer not to have to.
> Do you like oral sex?
> How many times have you had sex in one day?
> Have you ever had a 3-some?
> Have you ever been caught in the act?
> What's your biggest turn on?
> Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
> Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
> Have you ever used toys during sex?
> Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
> Have you ever been tied up during sex?
> Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
> Can you remember who gave you the worst?
move, encourage, or anything.
> Do you get down and dirty?
> Ever been with someone you regret?
> Are you a scratcher?
No, I'm usually on the receiving end.
> Do you like to be on top?
> When is the best time of day to have sex?
> When was the last time you had sex?
> Where was the last place you had sex?
> Do you remember who it was with?
> Was it with a person you love?
> How long did it last?
> Did they enjoy it?
They scratched my back in appreciation.
> Did you enjoy it?
More than I expected to.
> Do you regret having sex with this person?
> Longest you've gone without sex?
Whut? It's true.
> Do you like sex?
Shouldn't this question have been at the top?
--
Tom Allen
http://vanillaedge.wordpress.com
I don't have multiple orgasms, myself. However, I am known to be a carrier.
suzeeq
Oct 4, 2012, 9:44:11 PM10/4/12
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Serene Vannoy wrote:
> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>
> Because I can, that's why.
>
>
> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
Besides the fact I don't what to post answers to these questions because
> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>
> Because I can, that's why.
>
>
> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
of 'he who must not be named' getting off on them... I don't really like
surveys like this. Maybe because they seem to have been written by a 14
year old.
Basically though - I do like sex, hope to be having it when I'm 70,
remember my first and think it was the best introduction to sex anyone
could have and I guess that's all I'm willing to summarize. ;)
Serene Vannoy
Oct 4, 2012, 10:10:52 PM10/4/12
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On 10/03/2012 06:52 PM, Serene Vannoy wrote:
> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>
> Because I can, that's why.
>
>
> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>
> What's your name?
Serene
> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>
> Because I can, that's why.
>
>
> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>
> What's your name?
> Age?
46
> Are you a virgin?
Hee!
> Do you remember your first time?
> If you could change your first, would you?
> Favorite Position?
Depends on the partner, almost entirely.
> Foreplay or Roleplay?
Hate roleplay. Hate it.
> Rough or sensual?
Depends on my mood.
> Have you ever had a one night stand?
attractions work. I don't get turned on by strangers.
> Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
> Do you like kissing during sex?
> Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
> Do you moan?
Uh-huh.
> Do you like to talk dirty?
> Do you like to have your hair pulled?
> Do you like to be spanked?
> How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
> Could you live without sex?
> Do you like oral sex?
> How many times have you had sex in one day?
what "a time" means for me, but the times we've counted when I had a
male partner, the record is seven.
> Have you ever had a 3-some?
not that big a thing.
> Have you ever been caught in the act?
> What's your biggest turn on?
enormous brains." :-)
> Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
> Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
> Have you ever used toys during sex?
> Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
> Have you ever been tied up during sex?
> Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
> Can you remember who gave you the worst?
> Do you get down and dirty?
> Ever been with someone you regret?
> Are you a scratcher?
> Do you like to be on top?
> When is the best time of day to have sex?
don't mind being awakened for sex.
> When was the last time you had sex?
to be.
> Where was the last place you had sex?
> Do you remember who it was with?
> Was it with a person you love?
> How long did it last?
> Did they enjoy it?
> Did you enjoy it?
> Do you regret having sex with this person?
> Longest you've gone without sex?
four-year voluntary celibacy between ages 28 & 32.
> Do you like sex?
A really lot. (But less than I did when I was younger, for what I can
only assume are hormonal/age-related reasons, but we'll see what happens
when menopause hits. I hear things go kinda wacky then.)
Serene Vannoy
Oct 4, 2012, 10:13:35 PM10/4/12
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On 10/04/2012 09:37 AM, Tom Allen wrote:
condolences?
> Serene Vannoy wrote:
>> Where was the last place you had sex?
> In bed. Morning. BOring, I know.
>
>> Do you remember who it was with?
> I can narrow it down...
>
>> Was it with a person you love?
> At the time it was.
If you've stopped loving Mrs. Tom between Sunday and now, may I offer my
>> Where was the last place you had sex?
> In bed. Morning. BOring, I know.
>
>> Do you remember who it was with?
> I can narrow it down...
>
>> Was it with a person you love?
> At the time it was.
condolences?
Serene Vannoy
Oct 4, 2012, 10:14:06 PM10/4/12
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Serene, easy in a lot of ways
suzeeq
Oct 4, 2012, 11:14:12 PM10/4/12
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Serene Vannoy wrote:
> On 10/04/2012 06:44 PM, suzeeq wrote:
>> Serene Vannoy wrote:
>>> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>>>
>>> Because I can, that's why.
>>>
>>>
>>> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
>>> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>> Besides the fact I don't what to post answers to these questions because
>> of 'he who must not be named' getting off on them... I don't really like
>> surveys like this. Maybe because they seem to have been written by a 14
>> year old.
>>
>> Basically though - I do like sex, hope to be having it when I'm 70,
>> remember my first and think it was the best introduction to sex anyone
>> could have and I guess that's all I'm willing to summarize. ;)
>>
>
> Fair enough! :-)
>
> Serene, easy in a lot of ways
Heh. We knew that.... ;)
> On 10/04/2012 06:44 PM, suzeeq wrote:
>> Serene Vannoy wrote:
>>> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>>>
>>> Because I can, that's why.
>>>
>>>
>>> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
>>> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>> Besides the fact I don't what to post answers to these questions because
>> of 'he who must not be named' getting off on them... I don't really like
>> surveys like this. Maybe because they seem to have been written by a 14
>> year old.
>>
>> Basically though - I do like sex, hope to be having it when I'm 70,
>> remember my first and think it was the best introduction to sex anyone
>> could have and I guess that's all I'm willing to summarize. ;)
>>
>
> Fair enough! :-)
>
> Serene, easy in a lot of ways
Remus Shepherd
Oct 5, 2012, 9:58:30 AM10/5/12
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'Remus Shepherd' is all you're getting out of me. :)
> Age?
44 and 9/10s. My 45th birthday is next week.
> Are you a virgin?
No.
> Do you remember your first time?
Yes.
> If you could change your first, would you?
Yes. I lost my virginity to the family dog, and I would be a bit
less fucked up if I hadn't done that.
> Favorite Position?
Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
> Foreplay or Roleplay?
Foreplay.
> Rough or sensual?
Sensual.
> Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes. (To clarify; with humans, yes.)
> Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
I think there's a lot of shading between those two, but I tend toward
the 'make love' side more.
> Do you like kissing during sex?
Yes.
> Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
Quiet. Had a lot of practice sneaking around.
> Do you moan?
Think so.
> Do you like to talk dirty?
Yes.
> Do you like to have your hair pulled?
No.
> Do you like to be spanked?
I actually don't recall ever being spanked. I'm sure it must have
happened at least once...
> How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
One.
> Could you live without sex?
Meh, I think so.
> Do you like oral sex?
As foreplay.
> How many times have you had sex in one day?
In my youth, maybe 8 times.
> Have you ever had a 3-some?
Yes, a few times. They were all disasters, in one way or another.
> Have you ever been caught in the act?
Yes.
> What's your biggest turn on?
Fur.
> Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
Yes.
> Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Probably, if my monogamous partner is still with me.
> Have you ever used toys during sex?
Yes.
> Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
Yes.
> Have you ever been tied up during sex?
Yes.
> Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
That's like judging flavors. I remember the best vanilla, the best
strawberry, and the best chocolate, but I can't decide which of them
was 'best' overall. But yes, I remember everyone.
> Can you remember who gave you the worst?
Same answer, just different flavors.
> Do you get down and dirty?
Not sure what this means, but I probably need to say 'yes' to it.
> Ever been with someone you regret?
Yes.
> Are you a scratcher?
Light scratches; I bite my fingernails.
> Do you like to be on top?
Sometimes. Sometimes not. Depends on my mood.
> When is the best time of day to have sex?
Morning. Then hop into the shower. (And have sex again.)
> When was the last time you had sex?
Two weeks ago.
> Where was the last place you had sex?
My girlfriend's bedroom.
> Do you remember who it was with?
> Was it with a person you love?
Yes and yes; my girlfriend.
> How long did it last?
She has kids, so we were quick. Thirty minutes, maybe.
> Did they enjoy it?
> Did you enjoy it?
Yes and yes.
> Do you regret having sex with this person?
No.
> Longest you've gone without sex?
Oh, hard to say. A few months, at least. Maybe a couple years, when
I was living alone and before I had any pets.
> Do you like sex?
Yep.
... ...
Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com>
New Webcomic: Genocide Man http://www.genocideman.com/
Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass slaughter can be hilarious.
> Age?
44 and 9/10s. My 45th birthday is next week.
> Are you a virgin?
No.
> Do you remember your first time?
> If you could change your first, would you?
less fucked up if I hadn't done that.
> Favorite Position?
Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
> Foreplay or Roleplay?
Foreplay.
> Rough or sensual?
Sensual.
> Have you ever had a one night stand?
> Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
the 'make love' side more.
> Do you like kissing during sex?
> Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
> Do you moan?
Think so.
> Do you like to talk dirty?
> Do you like to have your hair pulled?
> Do you like to be spanked?
happened at least once...
> How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
> Could you live without sex?
> Do you like oral sex?
> How many times have you had sex in one day?
> Have you ever had a 3-some?
> Have you ever been caught in the act?
> What's your biggest turn on?
> Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
> Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
> Have you ever used toys during sex?
> Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
> Have you ever been tied up during sex?
> Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
strawberry, and the best chocolate, but I can't decide which of them
was 'best' overall. But yes, I remember everyone.
> Can you remember who gave you the worst?
> Do you get down and dirty?
> Ever been with someone you regret?
> Are you a scratcher?
Light scratches; I bite my fingernails.
> Do you like to be on top?
> When is the best time of day to have sex?
> When was the last time you had sex?
> Where was the last place you had sex?
> Do you remember who it was with?
> Was it with a person you love?
> How long did it last?
> Did they enjoy it?
> Did you enjoy it?
> Do you regret having sex with this person?
> Longest you've gone without sex?
I was living alone and before I had any pets.
> Do you like sex?
Yep.
... ...
Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com>
New Webcomic: Genocide Man http://www.genocideman.com/
Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass slaughter can be hilarious.
Lusus Naturae
Oct 5, 2012, 10:10:23 AM10/5/12
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Wayne
>Age?
66
>Are you a virgin?
Not quite, but very little experience of partnered sex
>Do you remember your first time?
Yes
>If you could change your first, would you?
Yes
>Favorite Position?
Maybe watching
>Foreplay or Roleplay?
Foreplay
>Rough or sensual?
Sensual
>Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes -- that is, a one-day stand
>Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
Can one always tell the difference?
>Do you like kissing during sex?
Yes
>Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
Too quiet
>Do you moan?
No
>Do you like to talk dirty?
If that includes whispering into a helpless "victim's" ear exactly what
mean and messy things I'm considering doing to her, oh yeah!
>Do you like to have your hair pulled?
No
>Do you like to be spanked?
No
>How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
None
>Could you live without sex?
Sure
>Do you like oral sex?
No experience, but what's not to like?
>How many times have you had sex in one day?
Once
>Have you ever had a 3-some?
No
>Have you ever been caught in the act?
No
>What's your biggest turn on?
Bondage
>Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
Yes
>Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Taking a narrow definition of "have sex", unlikely.
>Have you ever used toys during sex?
No
>Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
No, worse luck
>Have you ever been tied up during sex?
No
>Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yes
>Can you remember who gave you the worst?
Yes
>Do you get down and dirty?
Too depressed to even get up and take a shower? Yea, I've been there.
>Ever been with someone you regret?
No, and yes.
>Are you a scratcher?
No
>Do you like to be on top?
Or anywhere else. Wish I could be on top, bottom and both sides at
once.
>When is the best time of day to have sex?
The time with the fewest potential interruptions
>When was the last time you had sex?
More years ago than I care to contemplate.
>Where was the last place you had sex?
Friend's house
>Do you remember who it was with?
It's a cliche, but I doubt if I could come up with her name.
>Was it with a person you love?
No
>How long did it last?
Foreplay, half an hour or so. Coitus, very brief.
>Did they enjoy it?
Hard to know, but I doubt if I rocked her world.
>Did you enjoy it?
Yes, and no.
>Do you regret having sex with this person?
Not really.
>Longest you've gone without sex?
about 35 years
>Do you like sex?
Seriously?
--
Lusus Naturae
>Age?
66
>Are you a virgin?
Not quite, but very little experience of partnered sex
>Do you remember your first time?
>If you could change your first, would you?
>Favorite Position?
Maybe watching
>Foreplay or Roleplay?
Foreplay
>Rough or sensual?
Sensual
>Have you ever had a one night stand?
>Do you prefer to make love or f*ck?
>Do you like kissing during sex?
>Would you consider yourself loud or quiet?
>Do you moan?
No
>Do you like to talk dirty?
mean and messy things I'm considering doing to her, oh yeah!
>Do you like to have your hair pulled?
>Do you like to be spanked?
>How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
>Could you live without sex?
>Do you like oral sex?
>How many times have you had sex in one day?
>Have you ever had a 3-some?
>Have you ever been caught in the act?
>What's your biggest turn on?
>Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room?
>Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
>Have you ever used toys during sex?
>Have you ever tied someone up during sex?
>Have you ever been tied up during sex?
>Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
>Can you remember who gave you the worst?
>Do you get down and dirty?
>Ever been with someone you regret?
>Are you a scratcher?
No
>Do you like to be on top?
once.
>When is the best time of day to have sex?
>When was the last time you had sex?
>Where was the last place you had sex?
>Do you remember who it was with?
>Was it with a person you love?
>How long did it last?
>Did they enjoy it?
Hard to know, but I doubt if I rocked her world.
>Did you enjoy it?
Yes, and no.
>Do you regret having sex with this person?
>Longest you've gone without sex?
>Do you like sex?
Seriously?
--
Lusus Naturae
suzeeq
Oct 5, 2012, 10:59:18 AM10/5/12
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Remus Shepherd wrote:
> Serene Vannoy <ser...@serenepages.org> wrote:
>> What's your name?
> 'Remus Shepherd' is all you're getting out of me. :)
>
>> Age?
> 44 and 9/10s. My 45th birthday is next week.
That'd be more like 44 and 23/24...
> Serene Vannoy <ser...@serenepages.org> wrote:
>> What's your name?
> 'Remus Shepherd' is all you're getting out of me. :)
>
>> Age?
> 44 and 9/10s. My 45th birthday is next week.
Mine's next month and I'll be 62.
>> Favorite Position?
> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
really comfortable for me.
suzeeq
Oct 5, 2012, 11:00:11 AM10/5/12
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Tom Allen wrote:
>> Longest you've gone without sex?
> 18 years.
>
> Whut? It's true.
Got you beat, it was 19 for me ;)
>> Longest you've gone without sex?
> 18 years.
>
> Whut? It's true.
Serene Vannoy
Oct 5, 2012, 12:02:31 PM10/5/12
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suzeeq
Oct 5, 2012, 12:20:01 PM10/5/12
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Serene Vannoy wrote:
> On 10/05/2012 08:00 AM, suzeeq wrote:
>> Tom Allen wrote:
>>
>>>> Longest you've gone without sex?
>>> 18 years.
>>>
>>> Whut? It's true.
>> Got you beat, it was 19 for me ;)
>>
>
> 25 here. 23 if you count the non-consensual stuff, which I don't.
I wouldn't count it either...
> On 10/05/2012 08:00 AM, suzeeq wrote:
>> Tom Allen wrote:
>>
>>>> Longest you've gone without sex?
>>> 18 years.
>>>
>>> Whut? It's true.
>> Got you beat, it was 19 for me ;)
>>
>
> 25 here. 23 if you count the non-consensual stuff, which I don't.
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Serene Vannoy
Oct 7, 2012, 3:23:03 AM10/7/12
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On 10/05/2012 01:18 PM, Zed Pobre wrote:
> :( I hope the things that came later healed that wound well.
>
> To bring things onto a lighter note, how much truth does everyone find
> in:
>
> http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2754
>
None for me, personally, but I suppose it's true of some people.
>
> To bring things onto a lighter note, how much truth does everyone find
> in:
>
> http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2754
>
None for me, personally, but I suppose it's true of some people.
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suzeeq
Oct 7, 2012, 12:15:23 PM10/7/12
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>> Serene Vannoy wrote:
>>> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>>>
>>> Because I can, that's why.
>>>
>>> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
>>> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>> Besides the fact I don't what to post answers to these questions because
>> of 'he who must not be named' getting off on them... I don't really like
>> surveys like this. Maybe because they seem to have been written by a 14
>> year old.
>
> In my case, I have to be mindful of things coming back to haunt my
>>> In order to reach my 14-post goal, I shall post this silly sex survey.
>>>
>>> Because I can, that's why.
>>>
>>> (Got this off the 'net. As most of these things seem to be, it appears
>>> to have been written by a fourteen-year-old.)
>> Besides the fact I don't what to post answers to these questions because
>> of 'he who must not be named' getting off on them... I don't really like
>> surveys like this. Maybe because they seem to have been written by a 14
>> year old.
>
> partner. I actually did set up an account under a pseudonym I could
> use for posting, but somehow I still find that distasteful. If asked
> to describe things in more detail, I could switch to it, I suppose.
No need for details I think.
>
>> Basically though - I do like sex, hope to be having it when I'm 70,
>> remember my first and think it was the best introduction to sex anyone
>> could have and I guess that's all I'm willing to summarize. ;)
>
> To follow your generalized example, I still have an uncomfortably high
>> Basically though - I do like sex, hope to be having it when I'm 70,
>> remember my first and think it was the best introduction to sex anyone
>> could have and I guess that's all I'm willing to summarize. ;)
>
> sex drive as I approach 40, remember my first with extreme clarity as
> it was a somewhat traumatic event that messed me up for a while, have
> done a reasonable amount of experimenting but still have a fair number
> of fantasies unexplored, and wouldn't mind leaving the world with an
> endorphin high if it wouldn't freak out my partner.
That sounds interesting....
suzeeq
Oct 9, 2012, 9:08:44 AM10/9/12
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Okay, is this all we have to say? Got off to a good start last week,
lets keep it going...
lets keep it going...
Tom Allen
Oct 9, 2012, 9:22:24 AM10/9/12
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suzeeq wrote:
> Okay, is this all we have to say? Got off to a good start last week,
> lets keep it going...
>
That's what *she* said...
> Okay, is this all we have to say? Got off to a good start last week,
> lets keep it going...
>
Remus Shepherd
Oct 9, 2012, 9:58:12 AM10/9/12
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Zed Pobre <z...@resonant.org> wrote:
> suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
> on my partner's shoulders. Unfortunately, it still wasn't really a
> satisfying position for either of us.
(shrug) My girlfriend enjoys it. Probably because she likes being
pinned down. I will say that if you're scooting across the bed then you're
pushing against the wrong surface. :)
> suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
> > Remus Shepherd wrote:
> >
> >>> Favorite Position?
> >> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
> >> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
> >
> > I dated a guy who liked that... scooted me across the bed and it wasn't
> > really comfortable for me.
> I solved that problem at one point by maintaining a tight cuddle-grip
> >
> >>> Favorite Position?
> >> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
> >> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
> >
> > I dated a guy who liked that... scooted me across the bed and it wasn't
> > really comfortable for me.
> on my partner's shoulders. Unfortunately, it still wasn't really a
> satisfying position for either of us.
(shrug) My girlfriend enjoys it. Probably because she likes being
pinned down. I will say that if you're scooting across the bed then you're
pushing against the wrong surface. :)
suzeeq
Oct 9, 2012, 10:20:24 AM10/9/12
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Remus Shepherd wrote:
> Zed Pobre <z...@resonant.org> wrote:
>> suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
>>> Remus Shepherd wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Favorite Position?
>>>> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
>>>> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
>>> I dated a guy who liked that... scooted me across the bed and it wasn't
>>> really comfortable for me.
>
>> I solved that problem at one point by maintaining a tight cuddle-grip
>> on my partner's shoulders. Unfortunately, it still wasn't really a
>> satisfying position for either of us.
>
> (shrug) My girlfriend enjoys it. Probably because she likes being
> pinned down. I will say that if you're scooting across the bed then you're
> pushing against the wrong surface. :)
It was his actions that moved me across. Flat on my belly there wasn't
> Zed Pobre <z...@resonant.org> wrote:
>> suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
>>> Remus Shepherd wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Favorite Position?
>>>> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
>>>> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
>>> I dated a guy who liked that... scooted me across the bed and it wasn't
>>> really comfortable for me.
>
>> I solved that problem at one point by maintaining a tight cuddle-grip
>> on my partner's shoulders. Unfortunately, it still wasn't really a
>> satisfying position for either of us.
>
> (shrug) My girlfriend enjoys it. Probably because she likes being
> pinned down. I will say that if you're scooting across the bed then you're
> pushing against the wrong surface. :)
much to prevent it.
Tom Allen
Oct 9, 2012, 2:45:56 PM10/9/12
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suzeeq
Oct 9, 2012, 10:23:06 PM10/9/12
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Tom Allen wrote:
> suzeeq wrote:
>> Remus Shepherd wrote:
>>> Zed Pobre <z...@resonant.org> wrote:
>>>> suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
>>>>> Remus Shepherd wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Favorite Position?
>>>>>> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
>>>>>> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
>>>>> I dated a guy who liked that... scooted me across the bed and it
>>>>> wasn't really comfortable for me.
>>>> I solved that problem at one point by maintaining a tight cuddle-grip
>>>> on my partner's shoulders. Unfortunately, it still wasn't really a
>>>> satisfying position for either of us.
>>> (shrug) My girlfriend enjoys it. Probably because she likes being
>>> pinned down. I will say that if you're scooting across the bed then
>>> you're
>>> pushing against the wrong surface. :)
>> It was his actions that moved me across. Flat on my belly there wasn't
>> much to prevent it.
>>
>
> That's why I don't like satin sheets.
These were standard poly type ones.
> suzeeq wrote:
>> Remus Shepherd wrote:
>>> Zed Pobre <z...@resonant.org> wrote:
>>>> suzeeq <su...@imbris.com> wrote:
>>>>> Remus Shepherd wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Favorite Position?
>>>>>> Not sure there's a name for it; laying flat, belly down, me on top.
>>>>>> It's like doggy style but easier on the knees.
>>>>> I dated a guy who liked that... scooted me across the bed and it
>>>>> wasn't really comfortable for me.
>>>> I solved that problem at one point by maintaining a tight cuddle-grip
>>>> on my partner's shoulders. Unfortunately, it still wasn't really a
>>>> satisfying position for either of us.
>>> (shrug) My girlfriend enjoys it. Probably because she likes being
>>> pinned down. I will say that if you're scooting across the bed then
>>> you're
>>> pushing against the wrong surface. :)
>> It was his actions that moved me across. Flat on my belly there wasn't
>> much to prevent it.
>>
>
> That's why I don't like satin sheets.
suzeeq
Oct 9, 2012, 10:24:20 PM10/9/12
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> out at either side, bend the elbows as if you were preparing to do a
> push-up, then grip and push back on the bedsheets to match the
> thrusts. This may or may not be an enjoyable method, though. It's
> somewhat simpler for the man to pull back on the woman's shoulders
> during a thrust.
Yeah, the gymnastics required would take my mind off what's going on,
decreasing any enjoyment.
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