My sex life is weirder than yours.
Remus Shepherd
complicated, if you can imagine that. :) Oh, my sex life is somewhat
less bizarre than it used to be. At least, there's no farm animals involved
anymore. I even have a girlfriend of sorts, a human one! But there is
where the complications come in...
I met Mrs. Redhead at a sci-fi convention, and she flirted with me a
little, finally coming to sleep in my hotel room because one of her roommates
snored too much. I was a perfect gentleman, even though she insisted on
sleeping in the same bed. I had to be a gentleman -- her husband and three
young boys were at the convention also. Problem is, she really didn't want a
gentleman.
Seems Mrs. Redhead had stomach-reducing surgery some time ago, and that
along with rigorous exercise has reduced her weight from approaching 300
pounds to now barely topping 140. She's tiny and slender in her new body,
and she wants to explore it. Her husband gave her permission to fool around,
and she chose me, and he approved me as someone reasonable and safe. She
jokingly calls me her 'second husband'...which, frankly, is terrifying with
her having three kids. I hate kids.
So we've spent more time together. She insisted I get a cell phone so
that we could talk every single day. Note -- I'm an antisocial guy who lives
in a cornfield, and sometimes days would go by without my having to face or
talk to another human being...but I've talked with this woman on the phone
every day for the past few months. She's also cool with the whole bestiality
thing.
She's using me -- I have no illusions about that. But in return I'm
getting a fairly active sex life and a very social and understanding woman
who is teaching me how to re-enter normal society. And, I think, I'm also
getting a good friend. We've talked about how our relationship will change
when and if I ever get a real girlfriend -- I am monogamous by nature. For
now, well...I'm just a gigilo.
I'd be much more upset about this if it weren't for the fact that this is
the *third* time in my life I've comitted adultery. :) Why are the bored
housewives of the world hunting *me* down? :)
Anyone who has any advice for a misanthropic serial adulterer is
welcome to offer it. Everyone else can point and sneer now. :)
... ...
Remus Shepherd <re...@panix.com>
suzee
Not at all... Things do get interesting in your part of the cornfield.
<g>
Thanks for the update and drop in from time to time.
sue
Bob Eldred
"Remus Shepherd" <re...@panix.com> wrote in message
news:cbv9kk$rqc$1...@reader2.panix.com...
> Well, haven't been here for a while. My life has gotten even more
> complicated, if you can imagine that. :) Oh, my sex life is somewhat
> less bizarre than it used to be. At least, there's no farm animals
involved
> anymore. I even have a girlfriend of sorts, a human one! But there is
> where the complications come in...
>
> I met Mrs. Redhead at a sci-fi convention, and she flirted with me a
> little, finally coming to sleep in my hotel room because one of her
roommates
> snored too much. I was a perfect gentleman, even though she insisted on
> sleeping in the same bed. I had to be a gentleman -- her husband and
three
> young boys were at the convention also. Problem is, she really didn't
want a
> gentleman.
Stick with goats if you don't want to get shot. They're much safer plus you
don't have to kiss 'em.
Bob
Remus Shepherd
> > little, finally coming to sleep in my hotel room because one of her
> roommates
> > snored too much. I was a perfect gentleman, even though she insisted on
> > sleeping in the same bed. I had to be a gentleman -- her husband and
> three
> > young boys were at the convention also. Problem is, she really didn't
> want a
> > gentleman.
> > Snip.....
> Stick with goats if you don't want to get shot. They're much safer plus you
> don't have to kiss 'em.
Kissing Mrs. Redhead is a lot more fun than kissing goats. :) And
as I said, her husband is okay with it. I'm not concerned about this
relationship for myself, I'm more worried about the effects it's having
on their marriage. They claim everything's fine and I'm a welcome inclusion
into their family, but I still worry.
Roy. Just Roy.
> Stick with goats if you don't want to get shot. They're much safer plus you
> don't have to kiss 'em.
You don't? Hmm, maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.
Elf M. Sternberg
> I met Mrs. Redhead at a sci-fi convention, and she flirted with me
> a little, finally coming to sleep in my hotel room because one of her
> roommates snored too much. I was a perfect gentleman, even though she
> insisted on sleeping in the same bed. I had to be a gentleman -- her
> husband and three young boys were at the convention also. Problem is,
> she really didn't want a gentleman.
Ah, well. Y'see, at that point you say, "I can be that sort of
non-gentlement, but in the interest of keeping my hide buckshot-free I
must insist on talking to your husband first."
> So we've spent more time together. She insisted I get a cell phone so
> that we could talk every single day. Note -- I'm an antisocial guy who lives
> in a cornfield, and sometimes days would go by without my having to face or
> talk to another human being...but I've talked with this woman on the phone
> every day for the past few months.
> She's using me -- I have no illusions about that.
Ah, good. I've been here and things have gone well, but I have
also been here and had things go terribly sour. The problem arises if
she has a hidden agenda-- a lever to use against her husband, or a
second financial channel, or whatever.
> For now, well...I'm just a gigilo.
Yeah, me too. It's fun. Empty, but fun.
Elf
--
Elf M. Sternberg
http://www.drizzle.com/~elf/
Foras gradiamur.
Norton
Remus:
Stop worrying about *them*. Make it clear to both that the
minute they get worried about it, you will vanish into the
night.
Meanwhile, you have to do two things: one is that you must
NOT allow yourself to become emotionally attached to her.
The other is to make sure that you both have the best sex
you can give her.
As you should know, it takes all kinds. They are no
stranger about this than you are about animals.
Norton.
jj
suzee <suz...@imbris.com> wrote in message news:<40E336FB...@imbris.com>...
Anonymous Jack
> > Well, haven't been here for a while.
Nice to have you back :-)
> > I'd be much more upset about this if it weren't for the fact that this is
> > the *third* time in my life I've comitted adultery. :) Why are the bored
> > housewives of the world hunting *me* down? :)
Just lucky, I guess. Unless (as I've always suspected) there is some
secret women's club, where they get together in restaurant bathrooms
and discuss who is worth having sex with...
> > Anyone who has any advice for a misanthropic serial adulterer is
> > welcome to offer it.
Er - enjoy the ride? Wear a condom? Relax? Give me her phone number?
> > Everyone else can point and sneer now. :)
What? Sneer at a well-written, informative, unoffensive post that
doesn't have horrible spelling errors? Nah, I'll save up my sneering
for the deserving...
illecebra
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My husband is an animal in bed... does that count? ;)
Seriously, welcome back Remus, I've missed seeing you here. Keep posting.
Susan
P.S.-- jj, if you don't like something, don't do it, your post (quoted
above) was rather not constructive.
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Remus Shepherd
> Meanwhile, you have to do two things: one is that you must
> NOT allow yourself to become emotionally attached to her.
*This* is becoming a problem.
Saw her over the fourth of july weekend. Did a lot of cooking, talking,
and making love.
Apparently she *wants* emotional attachments. From her perspective, if
there isn't love involved here then she's just committing adultery. She's
been married to one man for 13 years, and I'm the only other man that does it
for her in her entire lifetime. "The two of you guys (meaning her husband
and myself) complete me," she says.
Meanwhile I'm trying to maintain some kind of emotional distance. Because
she can't give me what I need -- a contant companion, a monogamous
relationship, and someone to grow old with. I referred to our relationship
as 'casual' and she started to cry. She wants romance, love, and passion,
and I don't know if I can do that without trying to claim her as my own.
Which we've all agreed is ridiculous, as she loves her husband too much and
I can't stand children.
You might call this being stuck between a rock and a soft place. :)
As with most relationships in my life, I'm going to play it by ear. I
*want* romance and commitment, very much, but it's difficult for me to give
that to someone who has to tend to her real family first. I'll see how it
goes. There's heartbreak here, but so far it's better than loneliness.
I must, however, convince her to let me use condoms. Her tubes are tied,
she's been monogamous for 13 years and I've been careful and kept myself
frequently tested ever since my divorce, so there's little apparent danger.
Sex without a condom is a romantic/ownership thing to her. But I keep
insisting that it's a very bad habit to be getting into.
suzeeq
I think you two need to sit down and discuss what your expectations are
for this relationship. I can understand her need for emotional
involvement, and I also see where you want to keep your distance because
she's not free to be yours alone. Some discussion about this is
definitely in order.
sue
Norton
Remus, you are a very wise man. I agree with everything you've
written. There *does* seem to be heartbreak here. And the major
break might be in yours. She's at risk too, and there's no telling
what her husband thinks.
I understand that such threesomes *can* work out but folks, I think,
have to be realistic.
Norton.