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TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 24, 2012, 7:49:10 PM4/24/12
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At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
Whisperer's divorce:

http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-finalizes-divorce-193255265.html

How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
"sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
a man should adopt a dog not a woman.

But that's only my humble opinion.

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TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 24, 2012, 8:24:12 PM4/24/12
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On Apr 24, 8:12 pm, "Wayne" <mygarbage...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in messagenews:19afa059-984d-4ac1...@f17g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
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> >At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
> >Whisperer's divorce:
>
> >http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-fina...
>
> >How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
> >"sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
> >a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
>
> >But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> Well, it's like the old Red Skelton routine about the guy who couldn't
> afford dog food, so he taught his dog to eat turnips. 2nd guy says it
> sounds like a good idea, but his dog won't eat turnips.
> First guy says his dog wouldn't eat turnips either for the first five days.
>
> Can't do that to a woman and stay out of trouble......

That's true. But you can't make a big salary and stay out of trouble
with a woman.

By the way, I got myself a chihuahua.

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 25, 2012, 1:12:06 PM4/25/12
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On Apr 25, 11:36 am, BeamMeUpScotty
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> On 4/24/2012 7:54 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> > At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
> > Whisperer's divorce:
>
> >http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-fina...
>
> > How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
> > "sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
> > a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
>
> > But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> requirements from a Wife.
>
> Women are no longer raised (fit) to become wives..... but they do think
> they will become an equal business partner with you by way of marriage,
> and or they believe they are to be entertained by you and your bank
> account and when you no longer can or want to alleviate their boredom
> they go get entertained where there is money for that use.
>
> There are no longer any wives, why would you marry a girl that can't
> cook and won't clean and let her have your child?
>
> Young men should realize they have no one to marry so they should no
> longer get married...

I agree, no need for marriage anymore. I have lived with my girlfriend
for 6 years and we are still married --to other people.

Her husband married her to have kids and he lied to her that he would
quit smoking, and my wife lied too so she could get the residence.
Fine, but she made the mistake to put the monkey in the cage.

A man like Cesar must know a lot of psychology by knowing dogs, but
the lure of money is unknown in the animal kingdom. Animals don't lie
either, so what you see is what you get. A bad dog is a bad dog, but
my wife had the camouflage all the way until she got married.

Now she has the papers but not the monkey.

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 27, 2012, 4:29:42 PM4/27/12
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On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
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> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >requirements from a Wife.

I was watching some of Cesar's episodes and we may say he plays the
"leader of the pack," proposing domination, which simply may have cost
him his marriage. The other way that came out some time ago is the
"partnership approach," which makes us more of a friend with both dogs
and women.

I still respect his wisdom and he may be partially right. The beast
sometimes needs the whip. Well, I'm talking about lions and bears. But

AndyS

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Apr 28, 2012, 8:54:42 AM4/28/12
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On Apr 27, 3:29 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
You need to get a girl friend....

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 28, 2012, 12:21:48 PM4/28/12
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I have. She's the best I ever had and ever will. She's the perfect
woman for me, but her monkey mind often makes her act in unexpected
ways. Not like you would do with a dog. This makes my gorilla mind go
insane.

I had a bear before and she could crush me if I contradicted her.

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 28, 2012, 1:30:11 PM4/28/12
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On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty

> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >requirements from a Wife.

And a wife and a girlfriend are way different too. And they are both
different from a hooker. And why do we make hookers illegal?

AndyS

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Apr 29, 2012, 11:08:09 AM4/29/12
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On Apr 28, 12:30 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

>
> And a wife and a girlfriend are way different too. And they are both
> different from a hooker. And why do we make hookers illegal?


And why do you keep replying to yourself, being essentially the
only one that wants to carry on a conversation with you ??
Go start you own web log and stop using this newsgroup as
your personal sounding board.....

Very few read your rantings and
to subvert this group into your literary masturbation is a waste
of your time and everyone else's.....

Google Groups has a procedure to use to start your very
own newsgroup...... Go and find out how....

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 29, 2012, 12:24:12 PM4/29/12
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Well, I actually hoped that I could get the seniors interested in
issues like bicycling, drugs and prostitution. Not that they want to
use hookers or smoke weed, but that they see the futility of fighting
moral vices and the need to promote exercise.

Toci

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Apr 29, 2012, 3:11:31 PM4/29/12
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Now go over to soc.retirement and tell Snordo to disappear. The
monkey is not nearly as obnoxious as he(?) is. Toci

Jim Higgins

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Apr 29, 2012, 3:20:24 PM4/29/12
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On 4/29/12 12:24 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> flushed

Back into the KF Foul Beast!

--
"The king of Israel answered, "Tell him: 'One who puts on his armor
should not boast like one who takes it off." 1 Kings 20:11

Jim_Higgins

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Apr 29, 2012, 3:23:35 PM4/29/12
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Both are in my KF forever.

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 30, 2012, 12:45:46 PM4/30/12
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On Apr 29, 9:46 pm, BeamMeUpScotty
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> On 4/28/2012 12:45 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
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> > On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:
> >> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
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> >> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >>> A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >>> requirements from a Wife.
>
> > And a wife and a girlfriend  are way different too. And they are both
> > different from a hooker. And why do we make hookers illegal?
>
> Because the constitution allows people to use their body as they
> please....   even for having a baby for instance.  Some call it "CHOICE".

Bullshit! You can't even smoke pot or get a prostitute.

The "pursuit of happiness" should make them legal. "Choice" should
also include riding a bike without constant harassment.

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 30, 2012, 3:32:08 PM4/30/12
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On Apr 30, 1:49 pm, BeamMeUpScotty
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> On 4/30/2012 12:44 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
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> > On Apr 29, 9:46 pm, BeamMeUpScotty
> > <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >> On 4/28/2012 12:45 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>> On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
>
> >>>> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >>>>> A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >>>>> requirements from a Wife.
>
> >>> And a wife and a girlfriend  are way different too. And they are both
> >>> different from a hooker. And why do we make hookers illegal?
>
> >> Because the constitution allows people to use their body as they
> >> please....   even for having a baby for instance.  Some call it "CHOICE".
>
> > Bullshit! You can't even smoke pot or get a prostitute.
>
> You can get a hooker in Nevada, and you can smoke pot in California....
>  They are actually State powers in the constitution and both the powers
> are being usurped by the Federal government.  That was done bu both
> Democrats and Republicans.
>
> > The "pursuit of happiness" should make them legal. "Choice" should
> > also include riding a bike without constant harassment.
>
> You don't have a "RIGHT" to pursue Happiness but you do have a 14th
> amendment RIGHT to life, liberty and property.....
>
> Which means NO Federal ban on pot since it is property that hurts NO one
> else. And the same for prostitutes since they own their body and can
> trade it if they want. It is a private contract just like a movie
> actress makes and unless someone is injured the State has NO power to
> intervene.


Which translates into: "No matter what the paper says, watch them rule
according to their own law."

Then we bump into the Golden Rule: "Those with the Gold rule."

AndyS

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May 2, 2012, 7:31:10 AM5/2/12
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On Apr 29, 2:11 pm, Toci <dl64...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Now go over to soc.retirement and tell Snordo to disappear. The
> monkey is not nearly as obnoxious as he(?) is. Toci

Andy comments:
Well, google groups has a little link that says "report as spam".
I
suspect that if enough "hits" are made by different people, SNORDO
will not be posted on google groups.
I agree that that individual makes no contribution to a discussion,
and is probably a 12 year old black kid with literary
"Tourette's".....
I just ignore it . Sort of like having some crazy old Brit woman who
has an agenda against anything "American".... You know who
I mean... :>)))))

Andy in Eureka, Texas

PS I don't consider TMonkey as spam... Just uninteresting.......
I',m sure it's posts would be well received if it could find
a compatible forum..

David1950

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May 3, 2012, 2:07:27 AM5/3/12
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"AndyS" <jungl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8c35b15b-2926-4e3e...@2g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...

David1950

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May 3, 2012, 2:21:00 AM5/3/12
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"AndyS" <jungl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8c35b15b-2926-4e3e...@2g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
: On Apr 29, 2:11 pm, Toci <dl64...@gmail.com> wrote:
:
: > Now go over to soc.retirement and tell Snordo to disappear. The
: > monkey is not nearly as obnoxious as he(?) is. Toci
:
: Andy comments:
: Well, google groups has a little link that says "report as spam".
: I
: suspect that if enough "hits" are made by different people, SNORDO
: will not be posted on google groups.




what's the matter there cracker boy ???

yall cain't take the HEAT???


you fuckin texass, rednecked pussy,

git off the porch and back in the kitchen wit the wimmin folk yall


the boy, like gary, can run his ignorant and stupid mouth but he got to go whinin
and beggin fer help
like a little grade school hillbilly girl when he let's his big texass dick suckin
mouth overload his broke down,
bony cracker ass


why that not serprise me yall ??


cause ah knows these gutless, yellow,coward, crackers,rednecks, and hillbillies
like ah know ever inch of mah glorious and superbly fit,
naked,communist body


anyone here have dreams of becoming a redneck,cracker, hillbilly, or other type of
fat ass, slow movin, waddlin, broke down, teabilly cocksucker on their knees to
their wealthy masters ??

like andy,dan c, gary,higgins,castor,globalist,sordo,ballz, etc. ?


OH yassir mister boss man, I's right here ready to give yall mah wife, mah
daughters, mah first born, and a blow job anytime yall holler fer me Mr.
Romney/Bush/Cheney/Boner/Cantor/Limbaugh/Hanitty/O'reilly/Ginrich/Santorum/Murdoch/Trump/Palin/Perry/Wallace/Maddox/Connor/Raygun,sir

LMAO


yall earned yalls bitch slappin so stop whining and crying like a bunch of butt
fucked hillbilly hogs


M'Balz Es-Hari

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May 3, 2012, 2:35:12 AM5/3/12
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On May 3, 1:21 am, "David1950" <Da...@eternalsep.net> wrote:
> "AndyS" <junglean...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> Romney/Bush/Cheney/Boner/Cantor/Limbaugh/Hanitty/O'reilly/Ginrich/Santorum/­Murdoch/Trump/Palin/Perry/Wallace/Maddox/Connor/Raygun,sir
>
> LMAO
>
> yall earned yalls bitch slappin so stop whining and crying like a bunch of butt
> fucked hillbilly hogs

Stop playing with your cock, go wash you hands & bring us some
coffee, pronto!

SNORDO

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May 3, 2012, 7:58:11 AM5/3/12
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"M'Balz Es-Hari" <texa...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:c8788cd7-a82c-426f...@n19g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
> Romney/Bush/Cheney/Boner/Cantor/Limbaugh/Hanitty/O'reilly/Ginrich/Santorum/胞urdoch/Trump/Palin/Perry/Wallace/Maddox/Connor/Raygun,sir
>
> LMAO
>
> yall earned yalls bitch slappin so stop whining and crying like a bunch of butt
> fucked hillbilly hogs

Stop playing with your cock, go wash you hands & bring us some
coffee, pronto!





wow, the boy can turn any conversation over to his favorite subject


LMAO


TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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May 6, 2012, 9:56:32 PM5/6/12
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On Apr 30, 3:32 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
And the golden rule also applies to women:

On Apr 30, 7:25 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote:
> Le 30/04/2012 18:47, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher a écrit :
>
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> > On Apr 29, 9:46 pm, BeamMeUpScotty
> > <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com>  wrote:
> >> On 4/28/2012 12:45 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>> On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
>
> >>>> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com>  wrote:
> >>>>> A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >>>>> requirements from a Wife.
>
> >>> And a wife and a girlfriend  are way different too. And they are both
> >>> different from a hooker. And why do we make hookers illegal?
>
> >> Because the constitution allows people to use their body as they
> >> please....   even for having a baby for instance.  Some call it "CHOICE".
>
> > Bullshit! You can't even smoke pot or get a prostitute.
>
> > The "pursuit of happiness" should make them legal. "Choice" should
> > also include riding a bike without constant harassment.
>
> Who needs hookers when we have a universe of beautiful and lovable
> single women advertising on the net ?
>
> Having lived through the '50s, '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s, the year 2000 and
> beyond, let me tell you : never has it been simpler to meet the partner
> of one's life thanks to the Internet.

You may argue that a hooker is much cheaper than a decent woman. And
besides, decent women rarely look at guys without a car or property. A
bicycle just makes you a loser they avoid.

Maybe that's why the Buddhist monks go into abstinence, owning nothing
but their sandals.
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