For Beer Drinkers
Nixon.D
If you have serious concerns about this happening to you, I have what will
be at least a partial solution for your dilemma.
McDaveOfMerryland
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Beer - A Worrying Thought
This is alarming...
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
In April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a
recent research and analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1)
hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects -- yes, 100% of all
these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary...
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AndyS
Andy comments:
Yeah, but look at all the trees that beer has saved.....
A few beers, and I no longer had a need to put a sack over
my date's head......
Multiply that by tens of thousands of college men, and you have
an entire forest...
Andy in Eureka, Texas
Nixon.D
"AndyS" <andys...@juno.com> wrote in message
news:15629f46-b189-47bc...@k4g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
Yeah, it's OK for the trees I suppose. But, what happens when you ARE your
date?????????
ALL alternatives to this dilemma are bad. The best one is to turn into a
Llzbian.
McD.Daddy
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AndyS
>
> Yeah, it's OK for the trees I suppose. But, what happens when you ARE your
> date?????????
>
Andy comments:
Not a problem. A few beers, and a sack would serve me no
purpose.......
:>))))))
j...@nomail.com
wrote:
pshaw. Everyone know that college age men have one standard when it
comes to women - at least for a little while: 8 to 80, blind, lame,
crippled, or crazy.
IAW, availability is the key