What's your best picture of Heaven?

[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, the Most Humble Philosopher Alive]

I had a bad dream last night, call it a "revelation" if you will, but
it gave me a taste of life up there:

"You are blindfolded and an angel is tickling your feet with his/her
feathers. The blindfold is used so you don't know the sex of the
angel. It's supposed to be pure bliss."

Hey, this goes on forever, so you beg him/her to stop. And he/she
doesn't answer. I've never seen an angel so stupid. Then he/she straps
you to the bed and goes on...


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[His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, the Most Humble Philosopher Alive]

On May 9, 11:29 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 8, 8:49 pm, High Plains Thumper <h...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
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> > >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> > >> A picture of Paradise...
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> > > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> > No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
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> > Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
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> Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
> Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.

Here's a mnemonic trick to remember:

"There's 7 Eleven in Heaven and Taco Bell in Hell"

Yes, you may find some of the American diet Christians are familiar
with in Heaven --such as Diet Coke and chips-- but no meat. That's why
you have Taco Bell in Hell. God can not possible tolerate sacrificing
animals to feed people, and anyone who ever tried meat won't make it
to Heaven.

But Hell doesn't deserve all the bad reputation it's being getting.
Heaven, on the other hand, is just like a Gated Community, select and
boring.