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His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, the Most Humble Philosopher Alive

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Apr 21, 2013, 1:17:20 PM4/21/13
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On Apr 20, 11:41 pm, Bassos <Root@Wan> wrote:
> On 20-4-2013 23:44, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> Philosopher wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 1:47 pm, Bassos <Root@Wan> wrote:
> >> On 20-4-2013 19:09, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> >> Philosopher wrote:
> >>> Notice, dog is god spelled backwards.
>
> >> Siriusly!
>
> > Not only that, God and Satan behave like dogs and cats, an animal
> > believed to be associated with the Devil in the Dark Ages --
> > particularly if it is black.
>
> You are dissing Catz in the i can haz cheeseburger era ?
>
> Take a hint from voltaire on his deathbed;
> Do you renounce the Devil ?
> Nou nou, my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.
>
> > Then we are not talking just about religion anymore, but superstition.
>
> Oh, make no mistake, Cats *ARE* evul, that's why i <3 em.
>
> They are so honest about it.
>
> Unlike women ... :)

Women? The relationship between women and cats is obvious: there you
have the word "pussycat." Do I need to elaborate? I don't think so.
They can also scratch badly and they can be very loving. And they have
a mind of their own, unlike dogs which are easily tamed.

>
> > That's where witchcraft comes handy. In Afro-Cuban culture and voodoo
> > the two are mixed together and we have a bunch of animals sacrificed.
>
> Nah, witchcraft is quite low brow everyday magic.
>
> AFAIK there is no curse to do anything solar/galactic.
>
> Pretty much here and neighbours.

Yeah, witchcraft is for the lesser gods, while the bigger gods (the
god of Abraham, for example) can just curse humanity to suffering.

>
> > Jesus was a sacrificial lamb for all, so the story goes. It all makes
> > sense, you see?
>
> Sure.
>
> I hardly see any demonic possessions, so perhaps there actually was a
> sacrifice.

Now let me ask you this and I want you to be honest:

Who do you rather be sacrificed for your sins, a god or a chicken?

That's the same logic Christians apply to Jesus. He died for their
sins, so they say. I rather have a chicken.


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His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Apr 22, 2013, 4:15:32 PM4/22/13
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On Apr 22, 11:40 am, Bassos <Root@Wan> wrote:
> On 21-4-2013 18:31, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Philosopher wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 11:41 pm, Bassos <Root@Wan> wrote:
> >> On 20-4-2013 23:44, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> >> Philosopher wrote:
> >>> On Apr 20, 1:47 pm, Bassos <Root@Wan> wrote:
> >>>> On 20-4-2013 19:09, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> >>>> Philosopher wrote:
> >>>>> Notice, dog is god spelled backwards.
>
> >>>> Siriusly!
>
> >>> Not only that, God and Satan behave like dogs and cats, an animal
> >>> believed to be associated with the Devil in the Dark Ages --
> >>> particularly if it is black.
>
> >> You are dissing Catz in the i can haz cheeseburger era ?
>
> >> Take a hint from voltaire on his deathbed;
> >> Do you renounce the Devil ?
> >> Nou nou, my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.
>
> >>> Then we are not talking just about religion anymore, but superstition.
>
> >> Oh, make no mistake, Cats *ARE* evul, that's why i <3 em.
>
> >> They are so honest about it.
>
> >> Unlike women ... :)
>
> > Women?
>
> Yes, Women are evul.
>
> > The relationship between women and cats is obvious:
>
> Yeah, Netzach.
>
> Form before content.
>
> You know; evul!!

Well, they can be evil and they can be nice. But most women just go
through cycles because of the hormones. Or they can be prostitutes.

>
> > there you have the word "pussycat."
>
> Tweety is perhaps indeed a metaphor for the purrsuit of man after god
> and never catching IT.
> (see the TV series Supernatural, where they have an angel interpreting
> wily coyote versus road runner.)

"Pussy" and "cat"... two interesting words. The association must come
from their need for petting.

>
> > Do I need to elaborate?
>
> Heh; need felt is as you yourself do.
>
> > I don't think so.
>
> What is wrong with so ?
>
> > They can also scratch badly and they can be very loving.
>
>
> > And they have a mind of their own, unlike dogs which are easily tamed.
>
> My pet is a dragon.

Keep all flammable materials away please.

They are nice creatures provided you have a hose and plenty of water.

>
> You do not tame a cat/dragon, you befriend them, and allow for some
> cultural differences ;)
>
> Yet, there is only the one-King.

King of the Jungle?

>
> >>> That's where witchcraft comes handy. In Afro-Cuban culture and voodoo
> >>> the two are mixed together and we have a bunch of animals sacrificed.
>
> >> Nah, witchcraft is quite low brow everyday magic.
>
> >> AFAIK there is no curse to do anything solar/galactic.
>
> >> Pretty much here and neighbours.
>
> > Yeah, witchcraft is for the lesser gods,
>
> For everyday life.
>
> > while the bigger gods
>
> Wait, you differentiate between gods ?
>
> Funny.

No, I stand by my statement that all gods are equal, all 100,000 of
them. It's the Bible people who claim they have a monopoly to the true
god.

>
> > (the god of Abraham, for example)
>
> God of Abram, so Abram made that ?
>
> > can just curse humanity to suffering.
>
> No need ;)
>
> >>> Jesus was a sacrificial lamb for all, so the story goes. It all makes
> >>> sense, you see?
>
> >> Sure.
>
> >> I hardly see any demonic possessions, so perhaps there actually was a
> >> sacrifice.
>
> > Now let me ask you this and I want you to be honest:
>
> Heh.
>
> > Who do you rather be sacrificed for your sins, a god or a chicken?
>
> There is no such thing as sin.
>
> Your question became irrelevant.

I'm addressing their saying that Jesus died for our sins.

>
> > That's the same logic Christians apply to Jesus. He died for their
> > sins, so they say. I rather have a chicken.
>
> Stupid straw man tactix are stupid.

Like I said, I prefer chicken sacrifice...

http://www.indiastand.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2010/04/voodoo-sacrifices.jpg

His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Apr 25, 2013, 1:38:15 PM4/25/13
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On Apr 25, 1:23 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 24, 10:25 pm, Wet Paper Bag <ultimate.henchman....@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > On 22 Apr, 14:07, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> > Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > you did good monkey but next time... try a baby...
>
> > Jesus Christ
>
> Try a baby?
>
> Baby piglet is a specialty somewhere. Not among the Jews though. Do
> they claim moral superiority for that?

See what I found. Nothing can hide from the philosopher --not even the
Truth:

'Herod king of the Jews had ordered boys in Syria under the age of two
years to be put to death and that the king’s son was among those
killed, he said, “I’d rather be Herod’s pig than Herod’s son.” In
almost all these jokes there is common a link between pork avoidance
and misanthropy, between hatred for humans and love for the pig. Jews
are portrayed as adoring the pig but separating themselves from
strangers, as cruel to humans but merciful to pigs.'

http://www.academia.edu/1691114/_Avoiding_the_Most_Legitimate_Meat_Stoicism_Platonism_and_Jewish_Pork_Avoidance

Oh well, the Bible people are all confused.

His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Apr 26, 2013, 7:36:12 PM4/26/13
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On Apr 25, 8:18 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 25 Apr, 15:53, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Is the banana peel so important? Is eating pig such a big deal?
>
> the banana peel is important. it has a sweet spot that unpeeled
> bananas simply do not have... is eating pig a big deal? not any
> more... but back then, the plaques... you can be certain that flesh
> eating disease had something to do with the ban... but what do you do?

Well, the banana peel is not the only difference between Jews and
gentiles. The Jews do have a great heart. If you are bleeding from
gunshots, they take you in through Emergency Room. No questions asked,
I mean they take you in without insurance. When you have an accident
on your bicycle and go to the Jewish lawyer, they give you 2/3 of the
settlement. So you may be missing a leg and an arm but you won't be
missing big bucks. They are simply the best to make a case before the
court: you need big money to be happy now that you lost some limbs.


> > I think we must cultivate another kind of morality.
>
> oh now you think we should... what is wrong with the old one? monkey,
> the people that are going to smoke weed will do so regardless of any
> rule... same with sex... same with under age drinking... legalizing
> any of them will not create a sudden surge in popularity... that is a
> flow of nature... but the more you try and control it... the more...
> you see? beating dogs and hitting them when they bark... it is a
> process of selection... they do not enforce the rule on a level
> field... it is more like a rule of convienience... when it suits a
> Jews purpose...
>
> > You know what makes the wise man superior? It's his humility
>
> not bad monkey... small steps... twist this into a zen and i think you
> got it... i have notice you are hitting the zen mark more regularly...

Once another great philosopher said, "A long journey starts with a
first step." Brilliant, simply brilliant. You don't need an SUV to get
going. You need a pair of sandals.

>
> time is what makes a wise man monkey but you are right also since...
> it is his humility, his willing to take the hit... that is measured
> over time... that makes him a man... or woman... (of course)...
>
> Tim

You know how much is a pair of flip-flops at some local stores? 1
buck. That's humility for a man that walks with a laptop to the public
WIFI just to be out of the cage. "The Truth shall make you free," so
to speak.

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